Prostitution in Pattaya has received a lot of coverage on this website and for good reason. Not only is the city by the bay home to more adult entertainment venues than most others around the world. Pattaya is also one of the most known and visited destinations by English speaking people from other countries like the United States, Australia, United Kingdom, and Singapore.
Since the content on this website is written in English I imagine many people from those countries will find what they see here entertaining.
Rockit Reports is international in scope. While I will keep expanding the coverage on this website to every corner of the world as time goes on I will also continue to write about places like Pattaya that have already reported on in some detail.
I first published a summary of the sex shops in Pattaya way back in 2012. I have since done my best to keep it up to date. I’ve also maintained an up-to-date summary of go go bars in Pattaya. Here I present the following news and information report which should serve to entertain and also show just how much some things can stay the same while others go through all sorts of transformations.
Sex massage in Pattaya
There are a few main kinds of pay for play places in Pattaya. First are the massage parlors. There are those built only for sex, which are often called “oilies” or “soapies.” There are a lot of these in Bangkok. Here they don’t seem to make much sense. They offer everything on premises at higher than market rates.
Next are the regular massage places. You will see these on nearly every block of every street in Pattaya. Officially they don’t allow extras. But what goes inside is often much different. The dozens of women working in each shop receive no wages. They rely completely on massages. Since there are so many of these places, most of them are empty most every day.
Go inside and get an oil massage for a few hundred Baht ($5-10 USD) and they will often ask if you want a hand or oral finish. Especially if there is some privacy or you repeat at the same place. The standard tip for a hand job finale is usually 500 Baht. But it’s negotiated before hand. The massage places on Soi 13/3 near Beach Road seem to be most keen to wax your wang. But this actually goes on all over Pattaya. Even in some mall and hotel massages.
Pattaya go go bars
The bread and butter of Pattaya is the go go bar. The go go bars on Walking Street are in a way the focus of the entire town. The problem now is that Walking Street has become a tourist spot where moms and dads inexplicably take their sons and daughters to pose for photos with prostitutes in the street.
You can still see tits, along with lesbian shoes, bath shows, and the rest in some go go bars like Windmill. But the atmosphere is a lot different and the prices are now through the roof compared to the days of yore. Guys can now expect to pay several thousand Baht for sex. And remember that most of these girls only want to do short time.A lot of Pattaya regulars just avoid the place all together now. Of course there still are those appreciate places like Baccara which are home to some “stunners”.
The side streets leading off of Walking Street also have go go bars in them, and these tend to be a lot less crowded. These go go bars, along with the other scattered around Soi 7, Soi 8 and Soi LK Metro can offer lower prices. But that is no guarantee.
Beer bars, barfines and Beach Road
After the A Go Go’s come the beer bars. There must be thousands of them in Pattaya. I’m not even going to bother mentioning locations because there are literally everywhere. Just when you think you’ve seen them all, you’ll find another 20 or 30. The game here in these outdoor bars is straight forward. Some guys just want to drink beer. Others want to spend time with the ladies. Guys who want to take a lady out of the bar pay a barfine of around 300 Baht then tip their service providers some predetermined amount.
The barfine system in Thailand is more like the one in Cambodia or Angeles City the barfine includes everything, here it’s only payment to the bar. So guys who take a lady out of a bar have to tip the lady. There are no standards but most beer bar ladies want 1000 Baht for sex, if they want sex at all.
I should also mention Beach Road, also known as the Coconut Bar. The walking path along the beach here comes alive at night. It is filled with all sorts of characters, including large numbers of freelance working girls. These ladies usually want around 1000 Baht for short time. But since they are freelance the prices are not set in stone.
Now let’s move on to the situation right now!
LK Metro
Area 51 is a big new go go bar that opened on Pattaya Sai Song Soi 13 across from LK Metro sometime last year. It is a big spacious bar with plenty of seating but it doesn’t seem to get very busy even with waitresses and dancers standing outside all night trying to convince guys to enter. There are some attractive dancers on staff. The short shorts and belly shirts they wear reveal that many are also single mothers. The place bills itself as a “lounge” but as far as I can tell this simply means they have a large seating area that opens early in the day before the dancers get on stage.
Zero is another new go go bar that recently opened on Soi Bukhao just around the corner from the agogo laden LK Metro. The place has a good location but since it is outside of the big L where most go go bars are located it seems to get a little less traffic than one might expect. There are around two to three dozen women on staff with most being average in looks but there are some nineteen and twenty year old women working there with the kind of great bodies that used to be common in Thai dancing bars. The design of the bar is probably its best feature with two sets of seats directly to the sides of the stage given customers a great view no matter where they sit. Bar fines cost 800 Baht and drink prices are normal for the area.
Soi 7
Silver Star 1 and Silver Star 2 continue to operate as they always have with topless dancers entertaining a never ending stream of punters. This old Pattaya style continues to live on in some parts of the city despite or perhaps because of things like the male attendant giving shoulder rubs in the bathroom at Silver Star 2 and the wafting sewage smell at Silver Star 1.
Shooters on the east end of Soi 7 is nice bar that always seems to be busy. While one reason for that is probably the advertising campaigns they run in the city having a team of the most attractive coyote dancers outside of Walking Street can’t hurt. Even still I imagine that a lot of weathered old hands walk right past the place and down the open air beer bars where they can be sure
they will score and shell out a lot less money in the process.
Soi 6
The infamous Soi 6 continues to operate as it has for years with scantily clad women (and some ladyboys) standing in front of dozens of bars trying to pull guys inside. I have reported on many Soi 6 bars but there are dozens that haven’t even been mentioned on this site yet.
The gals at Lisa Bar might not be the most attractive but their outfits are among the most revealing. The regular uniform consist of a fishnet “dress” draped over a bra and thong panties which doesn’t prevent the women who work the bar from running into the middle of the street to grab some food or a potential client.
The uniforms at Lucky Love Bar down the street are more subdued but still quite sexy. The colorful outfits change from one day to the next but never cease to look good on the attractive group of gals that work the place.
Pook Bar remains a popular ladyboy bar and its obvious why. Even though I have never entered the place it is easy enough to see from a passing glance that the place has some of the most ladylike ladyboys in town on staff.
Lately Soi 6 does seem a little more quiet than it has been in the past but since tourism numbers are apparently down across the board in Thailand that isn’t too much of a surprise. Although prices went up a few years back they have stayed steady since. Today drinks go for the same rates they did in 2014 and a short private period in the rooms above almost every bar continue to go for 1300 Baht ($37 USD) all in with some veterans still able to swing it for less in places.
Walking Street
Walking Street is the center of attraction for most visitors even though a lot of locals and regulars now avoid the place in favor of some of the greener pastures mentioned above. Agogos seem to get a later start now than they did in years past with most still setting up as late as eight o’clock at night.
Bar fines rise like the cost of living with increases coming quicker than I can track. More than a few go go bars on Walking Street now want between 1,000 and 2,000 Baht for the privilege of leaving with a lady on staff. A new category of “models” has appeared at some go gos too. The price to leave a bar with a “model” is higher than the barfine for a regular woman on staff though I’m not sure why. As far as I can tell the model designation indicates nothing more than a taller than average gal or a dancer with fake tits.
For their parts the women working Walking Street go go bars generally still ask for the same kind of compensation they did a few years ago though some of the newer more popular gals in their early twenties may ask for as much as 6,000 Baht for a short time session.
Go go bars on the side alleys leading off of Walking Street have the best prices and most active and adventurous women on staff but things have been toned down over the years. Misty’s has dozens of good looking ladies dancing on its many stages throughout the night but adult activity in the bar itself has been cut down to the point of nonexistence. The same goes for the nearby Superbaby agogo where things used to get pretty wild at times.
Pattaya BJ bars and more
A sort of blow row has arisen on Soi Full Love Inn with Club 4, 007 and the soon to be reviewed Pirate Club now operating side by side on an otherwise nondescript road.
Another set of bars doubling as suck shops have cropped up on and around Soi Lengkee. A second Telephone Bar joins Lolita’s Pattaya, Le Private and Club Excite to help make another part of town a little more interesting. All of these places will be reviewed on this website in the near future.
Last but not least I’ll mention the historic Pump Station which probably should have a plaque out front honoring its long storied existence. The place looked to be on its last leg when I published a piece on it in 2013 that looked more like an obituary than a review. More recently it was totally redone and now seems to have quite a bit of life.
A larger staff probably has more to do with the rediscovered popularity the place seems to be enjoying than a fresh coat of paint but I have no way to know for sure. While there are something like ten women working the night shift now there aren’t any real stunners. I guess that doesn’t matter so much though at a place like the Pump Station. The days of the renown cut outs and curtains under the bar will probably never return but it is something to see the place back on its feet and hoping most nights of the week.
Nice round-up Rockit. It will come in handy the next time I visit Thailand.
Thanks for the comment. I look forward to your next guest post. Cheers.
It was a really great post. I have been reading your post from the last three years and I have also posted a couple of times before. Can you tell me the reason behind the tourists numbers going down across the boards in Thailand inspite of a thriving nightlife? I have been researching on Thailand nightlife from the last five years and as far as I know, the number of bar girls have kept increasing every year. Also can you provide some updates on the famous massage parlors like Sabai Dee and Sabai Room? Thanks.
I think that some things like the political events of the last few years and the global economic downturn have combined to lower the number of tourists visiting Thailand. Then again I am no travel agent or immigration agent. I am simply going on my intuition. Cheers.
Hi Rockit,
There is a parlor Playtime in Pattaya. Can you please review it.
I don’t have plans to review that any time soon. Cheers.
Currently in Pattaya (for the first time!).
Walking Street is a circus, not to mention a total tourist trap. The waitstaff, mamasans and bouncers are rude beyond belief. Most go go dancers are mediocre to average looking, and the few attractive ones are filled with silicone. Sapphire Club has by far the best looking girls, but they have terrible attitudes and seem very choosy about who they go with. The Iron Club has ptobably the best layout and design of any bar in the street, but other than that it’s no better. Baccara is a slightly larger version of its Bangkok counterpart, but still a trap. All other bars in WS are nothing to write home about. The highlight of the street is iBar, where it’s easy to pick up some very cute freelancers (or go go dancers off their shift) at very reasonable prices (got one yesterday for 2,000 baht long time, and I’ve heard of guys managing to get girls for 1,500 long time). Unfortunately iBar is plagued by the same problems of most every venue in the area: rude staff, the occasional scam, and very poor service overall.
Soi 6 is very quiet but that’s actually a plus in my opinion. Some decent looking girls here and there; very relaxed atmosphere. Arond 1,600 baht for a short time romp upstairs and a couple drinks. Probably the best deal in the city.
Overall Pattaya doesn’t live up to its reputation, I’m sure the city has seen better days. I’m going to try a soapy massage today and then check out LK Metro, just so that I can tick them off my list… but I don’t have high expectations at this point.
Still, the city is nice anf laid back. It sure beats Bangkok in that regard, and the people are way less stressed out than in the capital (thank god for that).
Thanks for the detailed report. Walking Street is definitely tourist oriented. Oddly that doesn’t translate into great service as it does in most places dependent on tourism. Of course people continue to go there so there must be something drawing them in. People who live in Pattaya or visit regularly are more likely to visit Soi 6 or the gentlemen’s clubs like 007 when they want to go out. Cheers.
Avoid Wildcats Agogo like the plague. A waitress brought to my table a lady drink I didn’t order. I immediately stood up, paid the bill and left. I made a big show of not leaving a tip, stuffing all the change into my pocket, down to the last coin. Unfortunately, I doubt this will teach her a lesson… They know that tomorrow a new wave of tourists will arrive, fresh off the plane. I thought Patpong in Bangkok was bad enough, but Walking Street is truly showing me the lenghts Thai people will go for a few bahts. Sad!
Here’s the thing. This was my 3rd consecutive night in WS, and every time I played the dumb tourist, to see how they would react and conduct a little “research” if you will. I showed up well dressed (long sleeve shirt, nice shoes) and I told the girls I was there on holiday and that it was my first time in Thailand (which it wasn’t, of course). The results was predictable, but still disappointing: they have no shame in inflating the bill with unordered drinks, “forgetting” to bring the change, and every other trick in the book.
I suppose you could go there dressed like a bum and/or be very firm and assertive… but what’s the point anyway? Virtually all the gogos in WS are overpriced and staffed with average looking girls.
Stay away from Walking Street.
Thanks for the report. Cheers.
Soi Chaiyapoon is full of poon! Kidding aside… Lots of massage places in the area, quite inexpensive (around 1500 baht all in), and a bunch of ladies of all shapes and sizes to choose from. I took one with massive jugs and had a good time.
Soi LK Metro is even better. The girls are actually hotter than in Walking Street, 100x more pleasant to talk to, and the drinks are half the price! I’ll be damned. Anyway, I’m starting to get the full picture of Pattaya. It seems clear to me that LK Metro and surroundings are the place to go, with the addition of Soi 6 for the daytime.
Coyote bar in LK is great… some very pretty gals there. A bottle of Singha is only 85 baht and the atmosphere is very relaxed. I’ll check out a few other bars tonight.
Thanks for the continued commentary. Did you make it to any of the gentlemen’s clubs or blowjob bars? Cheers.
I couldn’t find the time (or the energy for that matter… I’ve been averaging 3 girls a day for the past week). In fact, I barely scratched the surface of LK Metro. I left Pattaya earlier today.
I liked Area 51 because it doesn’t get busy. The girls were very agreeable. I only intended to stop by for a drink, but I ended up playing four games of pools with a nice gal and getting her LINE.
Later on I went to Crystal Club and by a stroke of luck I met a shy (and very drunk) girl who had only been working for one month and had never been barfined yet, despite being quite attractive. We hit it off and I took her long time. Best sex I’ve had in years… She has a future in porn.
I’m glad my holiday ended on a high note after a terrible start. My only advice to Pattaya newbies is not to waste money and time in Walking Street. Head straight for LK Metro!
Thanks for the continued comments on your trip to Pattaya. It was interesting to hear your feedback on the city. Cheers.
While I’m at that, I’ll make a few observations about Bangkok. I spent 3 nights in the capital on my way to Pattaya, and I visited Nana and Cowboy.
The quality of the girls in the go go bars keeps going down. I’d say almost half of them currently border on the ugly. Sure, beauty is in the eye of the beholder yadda yadda, but in all frankness I didn’t see much eye candy.
The lineup at Baccara stayed remarkably consistent. Many of the girls currently employed were already there 2 years ago. Of course there were also some newcomers, but none of them were particularly stunning. In fact, some of the prettiest gals have left, including the two girls that were the hottest in my opinion. (Unless of course they were on holiday or something, but I didn’t see them in 3 consecutive visits).
I finally got around to stopping at Crazy House (I’d never been there before). I really liked the fact that the girls bare it all (it’s the only bar in Bangkok with full nudity as far as I know), but the atmosphere inside was a bit too tense for my taste. Lots of guys acting though for no apparent reason. It certainly didn’t help that when I left the bar, the bouncer put a hand on my shoulder and unceremoniously demanded a tip (I gave him 100 baht and he let me go, so it wasn’t much hassle, but still). Fun place, but I wonder if it isn’t a bit too hardcore.
Tilac, Shark and Suzie Wong had very unimpressive lineups.
In Nana it’s business as usual, I had a good time there but nothing memorable happened. Butterflies is a new bar that recently opened on the 3rd floor (same ownership as Billboard); there are a handful of cuties inside, although for the most part they are average looking. I’m not sure if I like the layout (two separate stages… sitting close to one makes it impossible to keep an eye on the other). A fat and ugly waitress asked me to buy her a drink, and the girls aren’t shy about tag-teaming customers… but these occurrences are now so common across the board that I wonder if any bars are exempt from this (one exception is Baccara, which is very well managed and doesn’t allow such behaviors).
Suckers went back to its old name, Lollipop (good call). Everything else is much the same as it was on my last visit, about 8 months ago.
Is it only my impression or African streetwalkers are increasing in number? They can now be found regularly not only in Soi 4, but also near Soi Cowboy, and at several other points on the stretch of Sukhumvit Road that connects the two red light areas.
Nice to see that the street vendors are still peddling fake Viagra, sex toys and old porn movies (I wonder if anyone ever buys those things?). Sukhumvit just wouldn’t look the same without them. As for street food vendors and mobile bars, they are now few and far between, which I can’t decide if it’s a good thing or not. It’s certainly easier to walk now, compared to only a couple years back.
I heard Insanity is about to move location. I visited the current location (first time there) and I didn’t like it at all. The crowd was too young for me, and the customers mostly Korean. I also didn’t spot any obvious hookers, so I left quickly.
Finally, I also went to Thermae for the first time. LOTS of girls there, and just as many customers, which means the place is packed every night. The setup makes for some uncomfortable situations, but the least I can say is that the girls were on average quite attractive (moreso than in the gogo bars, in fact).
This time around I stayed clear from Patpong and I don’t have any regrets.
Cheers!
Thanks for the report. It seems very accurate based on my observations. There are more African street workers then there ever were in the past or they are at least more visible now. Suzie Wong was always known more for its shows than the looks of its staff. Crazy House is known for a staff that bares it all and a lot of hands on activities right in the bar. The atmosphere is definitely rough though. I can’t argue with anything you’ve said though I do enjoy being able to actually walk down the north side of Sukhumvit now. Cheers.
Pattaya was a sex Heaven more 10 years in the past…but it’s now really finish!!! Lot of ugly girl ,the sexy one have Always terrible attitude ….the price of short time explode ,and in the same time the service become very bad…
RIP pattaya
Thanks for the comment. Cheers.
Great breakdown rockit, been to lots of the spots you mentioned… Here’s my breakdown of a great stay/day in Patts for anyone interested…
A Good cheapish hotel around there is Centaro – cheaper if you get it through http://www.airbnb.com (http://www.airbnb.com) (about half price)…
A good way to spend a day is wake up around 11 and have a dip in the pool at Centaro (or wherever you’re staying) then head out for some breakfast.
A place that has REAL coffee and western food is a place called ‘Bake and Brew’ in Soi Excite. Everwhere says they have breakfast but it’ll taste strange to a western tongue. Bake and Brew is about 10 min walk from Centaro…
(BTW you can tell any motorcycle taxi driver these soi names and they will know, maybe put on a bit of a Thai accent to make it easier for them to understand ha.)
From there if you’re ready to start drinking Soi Made In is a good spot, they have Shisha too if you like to smoke and lots of pool tables (10 min walk from Soi Excite)
From there tree town and spots along Soi Buakhao (2 min walk from Soi Made In) are good and as the night gets later go to Soi LK Metro (off Soi Buakhao, about 4 min walk from Tree Town) which has some killer GoGo bars…
My spot of choice in Soi LK Metro is Showgirls – It’s one of the bigger ones which a giant LED screen outside, can’t miss it. They have a great website and social media presence which they update all the time with pics and videos of their new girls – Which is great if you like to preview girls before your visit like I do: https://www.showgirlspattaya.com/our-location-soi-lk-metro
I usually stay there to late or almost close (2 or 3am) then head to Walking street – you can get a baht bus from soi Buakao to walking for 10 baht (don’t need to pay 100 baht for a bike) – and If i have a girl they like it if you take em out first…
On walking street iBar is the go to spot then Insomnia club upstairs for the after party (dance music) or move to Flexx club if you want Hip Hop and you can smoke Shisha there too.
Flexx closes in the morning about 8am if you want to be out that late/early… Good times!
Thanks for the detailed report James. Cheers.
welcome to bangalore any no advance booking
Thanks for the comment.
I’m trying to catch up on some reviews for places that don’t have their own page.
This is a review for Club Fate, situated in the side road off Soi Booomerang. If you enter Boomernag from Buakhao, about 50 yards down turn right and it’s at the end. Can’t miss it, big sign up in the air. There are several seats outside facing the road enbtrance so they can wave to you as you walk by. Club Fate is a large open-plan bar, with plenty of plush sofas, curtains, but no dance stage.
This is about 6 months old.
I’d actually popped in late the night before, but it was very busy, and nowhere to sit with a girl. Only armchairs. Anyway, too crowded for me so I left after one beer.
This time I was the only customer. I’d already picked an absolute cutie from a few girls sitting outside. We went inside and sat on one of the plush red sofas near the door.
It’s quite a large open plan arrangement. Similar to Heaven Above, but no central dancing plinth. And a lot dimmer. There are curtains which can be pulled around some of the sofas.
So we sat and had a few drinks. Unlike many girls in GCs, she didn’t jump straight in, grab my cock and ask if I wanted to go upstairs. Maybe due to her shyness, but things were a bit slow to get going. I have to be in the right mood, and this tentative approach can feel somewhat seductive, especially if the girl is young, petite and cute. So I was happy to play along. Bit by bit, inch by inch, hands were getting closer to our special little places. By the second drink, my rock hard cock was firmly in her grip, and her soft shaven pussy was being caressed by my middle finger, which she was encouraging me to do with her free hand. I could feel her getting wet and the tip of my finger was moving inside when she decided the free groping was over and she said she wanted me to fuck her. “Pleeeeease! Please, I want you fuck me!”
The way she said it. The pouting. Those big brown imploring eyes. I almost came on the spot. She wasn’t cheap. 1500 baht for the privilege, but you don’t meet this king of girl very often. Some are pretty, some are fit, some have got a natural innocence. But all three in one small package? Rare.
I should probably also mention the perky nipples and large dark puffy areola on an otherwise flat chest. Perfect!
With the bar bill and room fee settled we got up to go to the room. Whereupon all the other girls clapped and cheered. Curious! I don’t mind applause, but it usually follows my exertions, not precedes it.
Anyway, I followed her up the stairs, barely containing the urge to kiss that gorgeous backside. Very large bedroom. Good firm bed. She led me by the cock to a warm shower, where she washed all my intimate areas with great care. I’d had an erection now for almost 30 continuous minutes, and he was beginning to ache. That nice kind of ache which told me he was ready to burst. So, make the most of it.
I watched and waited for her to finish.
She led me back to the bed, again using my cock as a leash. I gently laid her down, and kissed her properly for the first time. Moving south, paying attention to each nipple, I finally got to her pussy, which was so hairless she must have shaved only hours earlier. Not a hint of stubble!
She really did taste sweet and I didn’t want to stop, so I moved around into the 69. She went to work on my cock with relish, demonstrating an expertise I hadn’t expected. She was bringing me closer and closer, and even when I made all the signs and noises that I was about to come she didn’t flinch. But she did plead with me to fuck her, so that’s what I was going to do.
By now her pussy was soaking, so we moved into mish and I slipped on the raincoat. She was quite small and I am a bit big so I can’t just plunge in. The look on her face as I inched myself inside was a mix of apprehension and mild joy. A sort of nervous smile. As I got into a rhythm she relaxed enough until I was fully inside. That’s when the moaning started. Well, sort of whimpering really. If it was put on, she was good, if a little loud. I made shushing sounds, like you do with a small child, but to no avail. I tried to stifle them by kissing her, but she was in a world of her own. So I let myself believe she really was in orgasmic heaven, and concentrated on the job in hand.
I paused from time to time to pay homage to those tantalizing little titties, and soon found myself approaching the end. I suppose I should have turned her over so I could delay the inevitable and get even deeper, but her legs were now clamped so tightly around my lower back, pulling me in with each thrust, I decided to ride it out (haha).
It was a good orgasm. Not earth moving, but nice. I slowed to a stop and she released her grip. I rolled off and after saying “thank you” she headed back to the shower. By the time I was washed, she was ready to leave. The only disappointing blemish to an otherwise wonderful hour was her eagerness to get back downstairs. But that’s ok. The memories of those tiny mammaries (sorry!) will stay with me for some time.
I can see them now.
Location: As mentioned above, it’s easy to find. But the problem is because it’s situauted at the end of a no-through-road, you’re not afforded the choice of simply walking by. Once you’re in the street and walking towards the girls, they start to jockey for position. If none take your fancy then turning around and walking back just feels embarrassing, and wrong.
Girls: This visit there were only around 6 or 7. The previous busy night time visit there seemed around twice that. Standard varied from gorgeous to gargoyle. Most were reasonable. Luck of the draw. Their outfits were mostly sexy but nothing special.
Cost: my girl was just about worth the 1500, plus 350 for the room. I can’t, and would not accept that from any of the others. I imagine they would be standard 1000. One or two I’d expect to be free/grateful!
Interior: the open plan arena is not my cup of tea. No cosy corners for semi-public sex. There are curtains for some of the sofas, but they’re quite large, so having one to yourself is probably difficult. And the coverings are plush velvet, so definitely not easy to clean!
Overall: I think I was lucky to get an absolute cracker. Otherwise, there are a few other GCs in this part of town with much better layout and girls.
Thanks for another full report Jon. It is very much appreciated. I have not reviewed Club Fate. In fact this is the first time I have heard of it. Cheers!
This is a review for Malibu Club. It is situated on Pattaya Tai 16. If you can find Babylon GC, then it’s almost next door, separated by a massage shop. The frontage is shocking pink. You can’t miss it.
This review was written about 8 months ago, but I recently popped in for a beer and it’s exactly the same, so this is still relevant.
I was originally looking for Babylon because it was new on here, but my route took me past Malibu first and after a brief moment of indecision I decided to have a look.
I pushed the doorbell, waited about 5 seconds and the door opened a crack. I was pulled through the crack and immediately into a modern-looking bar. Kindof nightclub lighting.
The bar is along the left, and seating and small tables along the right. There are some dance poles towards the back.
I was seated near the front door with the girl who pulled me through, and ordered a drink. She was very cute, and turns out her English was good so offered her the same. She was wearing a sort of leopard print one piece bathing outfit, which showed off a decent figure. It’s important to know that this was simply a fact finding mission, so all attempts to get me “upstairs” wasn’t going to work. Nevertheless, she still chatted to me with the same enthusiasm. Sometimes I find that once a girl knows there won’t be short-time she loses interest.
But I enjoyed the mutual fondling, and she never gave up! After a couple of beers I decided to leave with a promise to come back.
I returned later that day, with the full intention of getting a blowjob from the same cute girl. Unfortunately, she was busy drinking with a customer. I was told I could wait, which I did, and resisted offers of other girls. This was because there was only one other girl who looked equal to the one I came back for, and she was also busy. When my girl left the bar with the customer to go upstairs I decide to leave. Just as I got my wallet out, the door leading upstairs opened and a lovely, petite girl dressed in a schoolgirl outfit appeared. My wallet went back in my pocket. As she walked by my table I asked the girl sitting next me what her name was. She called it out and the girl came back and sat to my left. She was so cute. Her hair was arranged in little pigtails on each side, she wasn’t wearing any makeup, and her uniform showed her lovely slim legs, and a flat chest and stomach. From the side she looked about 16!
Now, I don’t normally go for such young-looking girls as it feels a little creepy, but something stirred!
She couldn’t speak English, and to be honest she didn’t seem at all interested in me. But she accepted a drink so I thought I’d participate in a little role play. I was going to be the lecherous old man trying to seduce the young innocent teen. Which wasn’t far from the truth. It took some time before she would even touch me, but eventually she put her hand on my leg and left it there.. My arm went round her tiny waist with my hand resting on the top of her thigh.
As we drank and I chatted to the other girl, I crept my hand millimetre by millimetre towards her panties. Sometimes she’d shift slightly which would set me back an inch or so, and I’d have to start again. As the drinks went down and time passed, her right hand began stroking my thigh more and more, higher and higher. At the same time my hand was over her knickers and creeping inexorably towards her pussy. Other than her hand she was still paying me absolutely no attention. She was looking around the room, or having a conversation with someone else, but not even looking at me. This was oddly titillating, but I needed to kick it up a bit.
So I straight-out asked, via an interpreter, if she wanted to go to a room with me.
Absolutely not! She looked almost horrified by the thought and I was told she doesn’t go with customers. Drat!
Ok, let’s see how far she will go.
Another round of drinks and I doubled my efforts. Due to her actions, my shorts leg was now riding a lot higher up and my cock head was slightly poking out. The girl sitting to my right noticed and pulled my shorts even higher so I was mostly exposed. She was also more talkative and said something to my schoolgirl, who looked down for the first time and gazed upon my magnificence. From hereon she hardly took her eyes off it. I pulled her in much closer without resistance and my hand rested just inside the edge of her knickers.
As her hand was stroking my thigh it was occasionally touching my cock head. Then every time. Each stroke going slightly further. Eventually her strokes began to include my entire length.
My hand was now inside her knickers and I could feel soft pussy stubble. Her hand had left my thigh and was now just gently stroking my cock. Still staring at it, she pulled my shorts-leg as high as she could, which allowed it to spring upwards and she could grip it properly. In the meantime I’d found the very top of her pussy, and was slowly moving downwards. I felt like I was 14 in the back row of the movies with a new girlfriend. Everything was so gentle and fragile, the slightest disturbance could have ruined the mood and shattered the whole thing. We both seemed oblivious to everything else.
Her tiny right hand was now properly gripping and stroking my cock. I knew I was fully exposed to the rest of the bar (which was quite busy by then), but none of the staff said or did anything.
As my finger found her clit, she began breathing harder and stroking faster. Harder and faster. Harder and faster. Then, for the first time in almost 30 minutes, she looked up, and stared straight ahead. I thought for a second that she’d realised what she was doing and was just going to stop. But no. She closed her eyes, said something in Thai, let out a big sigh and crossed her legs, trapping my hand. Her right hand had slowed down, but kept going, and I was so close anyway it was only going to be a matter of seconds. Closer… closer… I started to feel that unmistakable flushing warmth as the inevitable approaches.
And this was when something rather bizarre happened. Just at that moment, just as I’d reached the point of no return, some pillock rang the bell!
Now, everyone knows what this means. And without a word, this gorgeous, sweet, innocent, tiny young thing who I’d seduced for nearly an hour and was bringing me off just stood up and went to the bar. She forgot that my hand was still in her knickers, so there was a bit of a tug of war there. The girl sitting on my right who’d been watching the whole time, stayed long enough to see my sperm hit the edge of the seat, and the floor, and the back of my own shoe. She turned my head and kissed me, and then also stood and left.
I think it’s called a “ruined orgasm”? Not quite ruined maybe, but halved. Half an orgasm and half a cumshot.
By the time my schoolgirl returned I’d already wiped the seat, put the old guy away, and finished my beer. She didn’t seem surprised or bothered.
I gave her a small tip, and thanked her (in Thai) for the handjob, and left. The whole thing had been an absolute blast. Not my everyday choice as I don’t often have the patience but the whole virgin-seduction role play was a pervert’s dream. I could think of a number of better endings, but because it was only half a finish, it left me with enough power to go enjoy another round somewhere else.
Location: Slightly off the beaten track, and in an otherwise quiet residential setting, but easy to find. Due to its positioning there are no girls outside.
Decor: Looks quite new. Modern appearance, neon lighting, music not too loud! Lots of pictures on their Facebook page.
Girls: There were about 7 girls when I went. I was told there are usually around 10. Various standards though. Most were average at best. Pretty but out of shape, or fit but not pretty. But they seem keen enough.
Prices: Standard drink prices. 500 for bj, 1000 for sex, 300 for the room. Interrupted handjobs apparently cost 3 drinks!
Overall: I did like it, and I would go again. If only to try and bed the schoolie.
Btw… she was 24.
Thanks for the detailed report Jon. I know Babylon well. Malibu is new to me. Some people pay extra for ruined orgasm. Especially in the kinky massage parlors. Cheers!
I came back to Malibu about 5pm the next day, specifically for either the girl from the first visit (Fim), or the handjob schoolgirl from the second. They were both free so I selfishly snaffled them both. This time, both were wearing little black bikinis. Fim was showing good curves in all the right places, little Miss Innocent was completely curveless. No tits, no arse, no waist. Looked even younger… I was getting besotted!
From her actions yesterday, I couldn’t work out if it was all a big tease, or she was genuinely inexperienced. She’d had plenty of opportunities to make good easy money yesterday, but even with someone else offering advice she didn’t seem interested. All I could surmise was that the girl on my right was telling her to keep me interested as long as possible. I was buying drinks, after all.
Anyhoo, Fim was her usual cheery self and didn’t waste much time in getting me aroused. I do love that arrangement. A girl either side while they take turns or jointly keep me erect. I had fantasized about myself and Fim gently persuading her to join us for a threesome, or at least to watch, and Fim was definitely up for it. I think she was as keen as me. From time to time she’d lean over and stroke the other gilr’s thighs, or tickle her nipples through her bikini, or turn her face to me to kiss me.
Now, yesterday was enormous fun but I didn’t want to sit drinking beer for an hour like before, and wouldn’t have the patience to repeat the slow-burn seduction. So I just kept asking Fim to ask the girl to join us. I would pay her 500 baht just to be in the room. I figured that once there we could at least get her more involved, and I was prepared to offer more money. I was sure that between us we’d at least get her top off, and go from there.
Alas! All to no avail.
Eventually, enough was enough and Fim and I went to the room. It was a decent size, at least enough for a good size bed. Reasonably well lit. Shower. Usual stuff.
Due to my 2-girl exertions the previous night at Pirates, I wasn’t too keen on full sex, but she got me rock hard and I couldn’t resist that lovely bum. Not when she went to doggy and raised it in the air. She’d come prepared with an XL latex which went on smoothly, and I positioned myself accordingly. With only the merest amount of lube I inched myself inside her. About halfway in she said “no, no, no, no, no” very quickly and I stopped. More lube maybe? I asked if she was ok and she said yes, reached her hand underneath herself and I could feel she was masturbating. After a while she said ok and pushed herself back towards me. I let her take complete control of the pace and depth until I could feel myself getting close. But it was too soon and I wanted a different finish. I regained control and with a final few as-deep-as-I-could-go thrusts I pulled out and collapsed on my back. Of course, she took that as the end and did the same. After a minute, she removed the condom and seeing no obvious signs of sperm asked if I’d cum.
Nope!
Round 2. I started little kisses at her feet and moved up. By the time I reached between her legs she was playing with herself again. I moved around into the 69 with me on top. Then her on top. Then sideways. My lips were firmly clamped around her clit with my tongue working overtime. She was squirming like an eel, but my arms were locked around her waist and backside and there was no way she could escape. Her only option was to bring me off asap.
And that’s how we remained until I exploded. She stopped moving and there was a brief moment of calm before she started gagging. She kept me in her mouth until I stopped coming and slowly got up and went to the bathroom. When she returned she jokingly told me off for not warning her I was about to cum. Because of that, and the position my cock was in at the time, she had no option but to swallow.
I told her I couldn’t talk because my mouth had been buried in her pussy, and her legs were clamped hard behind my head.
Whilst true, I have a policy of never warning them anyway. The only warning, and that’s only if you know me extremely well, is that I go practically limp 2-3 seconds before I blow. A minor, if wicked peccadillo :)
I rubbed her little belly, and put my ear to it. I said my babies were speaking English. All very good natured stuff.
We showered, dressed and left the room. One more drink, and hit the road.
It was 1000, plus 350 for the room.
I went back a few weeks later to see if the “virgin” was still a virgin, but she’d left, and gone home. You can draw your own conclusions, but I prefer to think that this life was not for her. She was as inexperienced as she looked and behaved.
While I was there I got chatting to one of the other girls, who turned out to be bisexual. So I arranged a threesome with her and her friend who agreed to do a full lesbian show.
I didn’t write a review of that session for some reason, and it’s too long ago to recall all the details. I remember it started with the three of us kissing at the same time, and then undressing each other. They moved to the bed and sixty-nined while I sat on the bed watching and wanking. Eventually I joined in, licking and fucking them both in various positions. They made me swap condoms whenever I swapped pussies, but otherwise it was a good session, and ending with me coming over both their faces.
1000 each, and I think I only paid once for the room. In the bar afterwards I remember the (rather young) owner thanking me and shaking my hand.
Luckily for him I’d washed it!
As I mentioned, I went back again a few days ago, and the layout and quality of girls has not changed. I sat with one because she very attractive, invited another over because she was skinny (and very dark skin), and then another because she was also skinny. The first one finished her drink and made room for the other two. She just watched while they both massaged my cock through my shorts, occasionally getting it out and helping. It was a nice 30 minute diversion, but I had plans at 007!
I reckon I’ll go again soon.
Thanks for the report. Cheers.