Blowjob bars have always been a major topic of discussion here at Rockit Reports. In the last two years I’ve covered the subject from so many angles that some have wondered what there could possibly be left to say. The answer is a lot. Just like blowjobs themselves blowjob bars never get old. To illustrate my point perfectly I will review one of the best blowjob bars to be found anywhere in the world.
Club 4 is a fantastic bar in Pattaya, Thailand. Like the Telephone Bar it is far enough away from the main tourist area to be off the radar. Unlike the Telephone Bar it doesn’t try to get over that hurdle with online promotions. I’m not sure what the marketing plan for Club 4 is or if they even have one at all. If I had to guess I would say they are probably going for word of mouth. That’s something that should be easy enough for them to achieve.
The entrance to Club 4 is well marked with a large white storefront so anyone who manages to make it to the right street should be able to find the place. After ringing the door bell to gain access punters will be greeted by a large space with two sets of white padded seating areas on either side and a large bar at the back.
The lighting is low and the seating areas are rather large. The place almost conjures up images of an old Asian opium den though it lacks the opium and general squalor. At least a few of the seating areas will usually be occupied by lovely ladies lounging around waiting for customers.
To say that blowjob bars are not known for hiring supermodels would be a serious understatement. To be blunt many women appear to work blowjob bars because it’s the only way they can reliably earn money in the sex industry. There are some real lookers around at places like Lolita’s, Kasalong and Bliss but they are the exception rather than the rule. Most women are average at best in the looks department even though they may be real sweethearts who are great at what they do. The majority are in their late twenties or early thirties though some are much older.
Club 4 breaks the mold when it comes to staffing. The place has a dozen or more women on the floor at any given time and they are nearly all in their very early 20’s with fit bodies and relatively good looks. Many guys say they don’t care what the women look like in a place like this but I imagine if they had a choice they’d prefer pretty women like these.
The staff isn’t aggressive in the least bit. They don’t push for lady drinks, immediately say “let’s go upstairs,” or even approach guys who enter. If a punter wants to talk to a lady or two he’ll have to sit next to them or call them over to where he is. After that things are easy as pie.
Drinks for customers and lady drinks alike are reasonably priced. They can be enjoyed at the bar but there’s more fun to be had in the aforementioned seating areas. One of the reasons for this is that the ladies wear fringed white mini skirts with nothing at all on underneath. The tops are similarly revealing though they do offer some coverage.
There are a few different types of blowjob bars. Increasingly bars have rooms or small closed off areas upstairs for fun to place in. The original model of blowjobs right on in the open is going the way of the dodo bird and can only be regularly found at choice places like Star of Light, the Kangaroo Club and My Friend You. Club 4 falls somewhere in between.
Guys who want to get down to business on the floor are able to with the proper payment but it’s not as out in the open as the bar-side blower at Kangaroo. The fun takes place in the seating areas and is partially blocked off from view by a white mesh curtain that is pulled around front. Since the curtain looks like a mosquito net anyone who really wants an eyeful could probably get one but it’s not totally in your face either.
Customers who prefer full and total privacy can take the lady of their choosing upstairs where a number of large, well appointed and incredibly clean rooms await.
The usual rate for the kind of service that the place is none for comes to a total of 800 Baht ($25). Full service is also available for an additional 200 Baht which brings the prices right in line with the short time shops on Soi 6.
Believe it or not the best thing about Club 4 isn’t necessarily the service or the ladies (as lovely as they are) but the general atmosphere. It’s totally laid back and there is no pressure put on anyone to do anything. One could easily spend a few hours inside relaxing. That’s different from most of the BJ bars which are more commonly used like revolving doors. In and out, one and done. The management of Club 4 deserves a lot of credit for putting such a nice place together.
As the best model of a blowjob bar I’ve come across to date (with the possible exception of the Star of Light which keeps the raunchy old style alive better than anyone) I’m giving Club 4 four-and-a-half stars. It’s not perfect but it’s damn good. In fact it’s a blowjob bar plus a lot more. What else is there to say?
Club 4, Soi Full Love Inn, Pattaya, Thailand. Open 7 days a week from noon to midnight. Phone: 091-230-8748. Click here for a map.