Review: Telephone Bar — Pattaya, Thailand

Telephone bar PattayaOne of the first topics I ever wrote about on this website was blowjob bars. Since that first post I’ve made many others on this unique set up that exists in various forms in a handful of Asian countries. After posting dozens of reviews of blowjob bars some even said I was reaching the end.

It seems they were right. Outside of countless pinsaros in Japan that I will likely never gain access to and countless other blowjob barbershops in Vietnam that I wouldn’t review here, I have basically covered all that there is to cover. Well almost. There are still a handful of pecker polishing pubs operating publicly that I have yet to review. Today that short list will become just a little shorter.

The Telephone Bar is a blowjob bar located just far enough from the tourist areas of Pattaya to keep it a secret to most who visit. With the help of the grapevine and a little bit of internet searching the place is easy enough to find but with so much else available most short time visitors to the city probably wouldn’t bother.

The entrance of the Telephone bar is a repurposed telephone booth. To get in punters have to ring a bell next to the door and smile for the closed circuit camera which broadcasts everything going on in the street outside to the management behind the bar.

Once inside customers are confronted with a nice bar filled with a dozen or so friendly women who range in age from the mid twenties on up to some point probably higher than I’d like to know. There policy is to stand up and vocally greet each customer in unison. There’s absolutely no pressure put on customers at all though new comers frequently seem to be asked how they found out about the place. I guess that makes sense since it’s off the beaten trail though I would imagine that the owners should expect at least walk in traffic since they promote their business online. In any event it doesn’t matter much since the question seems more based on curiosity than anything else. According to their online promotions the Telephone Club offers a 250 Baht ($8 US) discount to any new customer that tells the cashier they are a friend of the bar’s facebook page.

Customers can pony up to the bar and buy themselves a reasonably priced drink with no bother. If they want company all they have to do is signal to any one of the women sitting in the seats around the room. If the customer purchases a lady drink the gal joining him will instantly pull her top down to expose her jugs. In print this sounds like it could be awkward or mechanical but in person it feels as smooth as silk. If go go bars had a similar policy I’m sure they’d have many more happy customers. As it stands punters in many establishments are forced to guess exactly what sits under a padded bra before they shell out for a bar fine.

At a BJ bar the size and shape of a gal’s cans aren’t necessarily the most important thing. Service is the name of the game. As the greeting and instant exposure for a drink would indicate the customer is king at Telephone.

If and when a guy is ready he can ask a lady or two to join him in the back for a little fun on the kind that the place is known for. The charge for this is 800 Baht ($25 US) per lady which is in tune with some other shops in the area but a little higher than places like Lolita’s.

The back room is large for its purpose and set up rather well. There is good seating and its easy for both the guy and the service provider to get comfortable. The skill level and style varies from one gal to the next but suffice to say if they work at a place like this they probably know what they are doing.

The Telephone bar doesn’t have an in-room sink like some other operations but there is a clean full bathroom for anyone who wants to use it. Those who are fine with the way things are will just get the old wet nap wipe down.

After things are done and cleaned up customers can head back out into the bar or simply settle their tab and leave. Something to note is that the service providers are happy to sit next to a punter after the deed is done without asking for more lady drinks or tips. Guys who wish can pony up for these things and the women will happily accept but it’s nice to know that there’s no pressure in this department either.

If I went solely by the looks of the women working at the Telephone Club I would probably only give it a star or two, but as always I have to take everything into account. The women who work at Telephone are warm and welcoming and one or two are actually real lookers. Even though I don’t usually care much for theme bars I have to give the designers credit for putting together an intriguing interior. Most important of all is the level of service which is quite high and includes little extras like pulling out the sweater puppies when a guy springs for a drink. Secluded, quiet and clean, in my opinion the Telephone Bar deserves four stars.

Telephone Bar, Pattaya Tai (Soi Batman), Pattaya, Thailand. Click here for a map. Open seven days a week from 9 AM to 10 PM. Phone: 085-433-4073.

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16 Comments

  1. Petronius says:

    Hi,
    Telephone now got a little sister. Name is Trafalgar.
    In walking distance from LK Metro.
    More space, more girls.
    It is in soi Lengkee.
    A small telephone booth in the entrance is the sign.

    Peter

  2. Ken says:

    Rockit, thanks for your many interesting and informative reviews. I was surprised in your review of Telephone Bar that you did not mention anything about getting a BJ right in the bar. I have received this excellent service several times in the past at Telephone Bar and really enjoyed the experience. However, my last visit to this bar was over a year ago, so not sure if it is still on offer.

    • rockit says:

      Thanks for the comment Ken. After the change in ownership I wasn’t sure if the service was still available. Cheers.

  3. Pat says:

    I just go out from Telephone’s.
    I confirm : still open, at noon 6 ladies plus the cashier who is not available for playing when assumes this responsability, girls wear no panty, pull out her sweater when offer a drink.
    I was alone and one girl came immediately close to me, taking gently care of all parts of my body.
    After a bier, went directly into a room behind the shop, had a shared shower and the fun started.
    Full service plus two drinks costed me 700 thb + 710 thb + tip 200 thb
    The lady was 32, small tits and very slim, who deserves a 6 on 10 in my books.
    Not a bad experience at an acceptable cost.
    Will try 007 next time.
    Pat

  4. JC says:

    Sitting in telephone bar now. Girls very average looking. No girls with no panties. No tits out for buying a drink. Was told I need to pay to talk to a girl. My buddy bought a drink, but was told no tits out. Never shall I return. Waste of time.

    • rockit says:

      Are you sure you’re in the right place? Dropping shirt with a drink has always been the practice at both Telephone bars in Pattaya. Perhaps something is going on that is causing them to change their tune. Cheers.

  5. Tony says:

    Hi Rockit – I returned last week from another visit to my second home of Pattaya and while I was there visited the Telephone bar 3 times. Its only a small place but cosy and welcoming. As I am on good friendly terms with management I asked for the very sexy cashier to be relieved of her duties behind the bar and come join me for some fun. She quickly went and changed into nothing but a very tiny miniskirt not able to cover her pantiless ass and some stiletto high heel shoes. We moved out to the sofa area opposite the hongnam and got down to business. Man! does this sexy piece know her way around a cock!. She started off by licking and sucking my two balls slowly and then flicking her talented tongue onto my perineum between my asshole and my ballsack. Fuckin’ hell! I just about lost my load there and then. She proceeded to absolutely smoke me without any stopping for at least the next 20 minutes without coming up for air – varying her sucking style or action as well as the speed from sensuously slow to slick and fast. I knew that this certainly wasn’t the first time this sexy lady had a cock in her mouth to play with! She was absolutely fantastic. I eventually released a big load into her mouth where she then looked me straight in the eye and let it all come out and run down her chin and onto her gorgeous pair of tits. All this was accompanied by my horny adventurous little local girlfriend ( yes it was her that took me there and suggested all this action take place! ) who was all over me on the sofa encouraging me with her hands gently massaging my balls and her tits in my face while getting absolutely smoked by the sexy cashier. What a session that turned out to be! Thoroughly enjoyable and something I won’t ever forget. Cheers. P.S. – La Poste bj bar in Soi Lengkee and Telephone bar here now have another sister bj bar over on the darkside in East Pattaya – it is called Le Rouge on Soi Khao Talo including an all you can eat buffet on Fridays between 1pm – 8pm. This costs 500 baht which includes a free barfine for any lady working there. Cheers.

  6. Mark says:

    Hi rock it just wondering if you can get full service at telephone bar not just a bj cheers

  7. BHASKAR SINHA says:

    Hi Rockit,
    I visited here in November 2015. It was a little late about 9:15PM. There was no barfine. Is it the norm or it was just an exception as it was their closing time?

    • rockit says:

      Women who wait until a bar closes usually don’t ask for a bar fine though there are exceptions especially in places like go go bars that try to get as much money as they can. Cheers.

    • BHASKAR SINHA says:

      The bar wasn’t closed. I was provided service inside the bar on the couch inside. I was even provide with the free drink. So the bar wasn’t closed but it was late. My question is do they have a bar fine system?

    • rockit says:

      You’d have to ask the people in charge.

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