Skip to content

How much sex does two thousand dollars buy?

In the short history of this site I’ve received a lot of comments and emails asking about prices, the rate in various locations, which areas offer the best value, and a lot of similar questions. I’ve tried to respond to all of these as best I could though I haven’t come up with anything definitive. As always I don’t recommend or advocate anything to readers other than to be entertained by what’s written here. This post won’t change that, but it may help put things into perspective. Here you have a list of things two-thousand US dollars could get a person if they were in a spending mood; theoretically of course.

stacks of cash

If you were in New York City you could get hand relief at a Chinese massage parlor each afternoon and score a full round of fun at a Korean massage parlor each night for a total of six days, train fare to and from each shop included.

If you were in Angeles City, Philippines, you could stay at a 4 star hotel for four nights, score a short time romp each of the five days you were in town in the afternoon, do a bit of drinking and bar hoping each evening and take two girls out of a bar for some threesome fun each night. Your taxi rides to and from the airport and all meals would also be included. Plus you could catch a movie or two at the cinema in SM Clark with one or more of your new bar beauties.

If you were in Pattaya, Thailand, you could stay in a decent hotel for 2 weeks, do a decent amount of drinking, hit a blowjob bar every afternoon and take a bar girl back to your bed every night. You could also throw in a few massages and all the food and baht bus rides you’d need for the trip.

If you were in Bangkok, Thailand, you could stay in a lower range but still acceptable hotel, throw back your share of drinks, hit a blowjob bar every afternoon, hit a massage parlor every evening and still get a short time romp with a sexy go go dancing gal every night. You would have enough left for taxis to and from the airport and you fair share of food.

If you were in Seoul, South Korea, you could spend 4 days in quality hotels, visit a kiss room or jack shack each afternoon, hit Hooker Hill each evening, and still have enough left for a visit with an independent escort and a stop at an Anma.

If you were in Macau, you could stay in a five star hotel for 2 nights and spend several hours of each day in a sauna getting jerked, sucked and fucked. Your food and drink and taxi back to the airport or ferry terminal would also be included.

… or you could stay home and buy this:

Honda Click

15 thoughts on “How much sex does two thousand dollars buy?”

    1. Yes that appears to be true. There are at least some budget options though. Increasingly prices are starting to even out around the world. I don’t know if they’ll ever be exactly equal. Many times you get what you pay for, but there are exceptions. Cheers!

  1. At current exchange rates you can 204,000 yen for $2,000. This converts into 68 blow jobs at JanJan in Sugamo Tokyo.
    It is 3,000 yen a pop (In US dollars $29. In GBP 17.50 ) . If my return train fare is added (420 yen or $4). I can get 60 blow jobs for $2,000.)

    Those JanJan gals are experts at blowing pole so you cant complain at those prices. I had a new gal (for me at least) last week. Eri-chan knows how to blow pipes that’s for sure.

    1. You could definitely score quite a few blowjobs, but the price of flying to and staying in Japan is very high for most people. Definitely an option when you’re already on the ground. Cheers.

  2. Great post. Can you make any comparison between these places in terms of full service performance? Do find you get what you pay for or always YMMV? Ever hobby in Sanya btw? Would love to hear what you thought of it if so.

    1. By popular demand I’ll probably post a comparison sometime soon. No info on Sanya. Sorry. Thanks for the comment. Cheers.

  3. I’ve never been to Asia but it is a blast to live vicariously through these blog posts

    Rockit needs his own TV show on HBO late night. It would be awesome.

    1. Thanks for the comment. A TV show would be nice. Let me know if you find a producer with a few million in funding. Cheers.

  4. Amazing reports, I must say.

    For married dudes like us; Work trips are like heaven if it’s in these Asian countries.
    Going to Bangkok for a week; hope to get jerked-sucked & fucked every night.
    And, no. Money don’t matter..

  5. Hey rock it, I feel like I’ve read close to everything on here. I’m actually in Thailand (just flew in from the states last night) I have a grand to spend up to this Monday. Leaving me 4 days including today to have fun. Can you help me with an awesome itinerary to have the best time out here? I figure I can do half of what’s to offer in this write up, I just don’t know where to spend it.

    A little about me, 24, college student studying in the culinary industry. Love to go clubbing and dancing but I want to rump at least once or twice a night. Thanks bud, I hope you never stop posting

    1. Hi Dave. Sorry but I don’t give any advice. This site is intended for entertainment purposes only. If you’ve done a lot of research you should have no trouble finding your way in Thailand. Cheers.

  6. Revive this post! I wonder if inflation has changed things. I know my regular Thai gal sets me back about $85 for a great massage and awesome lovemaking, and that’s good if I go to the shop or she stays a night in my hotel with me.

    My Viet gal in UAE sets me back about $250 for a really amazing sexcapade in my room, including massage and as many pops as I can muster, but the hotel is pricier – another $250 let’s say.

    I’m heading to Europe where in one castle filled city I’m being quoted between $150 and $200 an hour, although several gals have specials for longer stays ie 6 hours for 600 euros. Rooms aren’t too bad (AirBNB), but I’ll need money for beer!

    1. Thanks for the detailed comment Jack. I have considered updating this post and some others like it though it may make more sense to change the price level. For example: how much sex does two hundred dollars buy around the world? What do you think? Cheers.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *