How Chinese Massage Parlor Happy Endings Work

Asian Chinese massage parlor happy ending

The women who work in Chinese massage parlors know how to turn you on.

There’s a ton of rumor and innuendo floating around out there about massage parlors and “happy endings.” Let someone who has been there and done that fill you in. There are two main kinds of Asian massage parlors (AMP) that offer extras in the United States: Korean Massage Parlors and Chinese Massage Parlors. Today I’ll talk about Chinese massage parlors.

Chinese massage parlors can be found in almost every major city in the United States, and sometimes even in suburbs and rural areas. Not every Chinese massage parlor offers extras, but many do. Usually you’ll get a poor to decent massage followed by a hand job finish. On some occasions, especially in “fly by night” setups that come and go, often in residential buildings, you may be offered oral sex or even full service (full sex). There are some hints you can look for to help you figure out whether or not a Chinese massage parlor offers extras. If it is open into the late night or early morning or advertises on Backpage or Craigslist there’s a good chance there are extras on offer (though these are no guarantees).

Where extras are on offer it’s accepted as a normal part of the massage, necessary for “full release” on the part of the male clientele. The masseuses will be laid back and accepting and so you should be too.

The main thing to do is simply to relax (after all that’s the whole point of massage!) and let things flow naturally. If extras are on offer, you’ll find out. What you should never do is try to force anything or pressure the masseuse. Of course you already know that, right? Some people will recommend that you ask for extras directly, but I’ve never done this and never had a problem. If you ask you may lead the masseuse to believe you are a law enforcement agent trying to set up her up for trouble. Or you might make a masseuse who does not offer extras uncomfortable. Luckily for you, you have the internet and especially sites like this to give you a heads up on particular places. When you can’t find any info, just man up and “take one for the team,” then report your findings.

When you walk into a parlor for the first time, simply say you want an hour massage even if a half-hour massage is on offer for less. You’re more likely to get extras by going the full hour, and if you go for less they may brand you a “cheap charlie” and not offer you anything more than a so-so massage.

Don’t expect super sexy girls in lingerie. While a few places will have women in their 20′s and sexy uniforms, the usual Chinese massage worker is middle aged or older and will be dressed conservatively. Only rarely are they bad to look at, though sometimes those “less beautiful” women give the best massages and extras!

The staff will often ask if you have been there before. Many recommend saying yes no matter what, but this can be counterproductive in smaller places where they will know you are lying. Because of that, I usually say “no, but I go to another place and decided to come here on recommendation from my friend.” This has always worked for me.

The usual rate is 40-50 dollars for an hour massage, though some places may ask for as much as 80 or 100. The better places like Golden Spa in New York City will offer a table shower (you lay down on a leather-covered massage table and an attendant washes your front and back with soap and water), and some middle of the road places will allow you to shower yourself in a private stand up shower before or after the massage, but most places will offer neither.

You’ll be led to a room and told to take off your clothes. Some rooms will be normal, with walls that go up to the ceiling and locking doors. Some rooms will be nothing more than four 7-foot high dividers and a curtain for a door. The masseuse or mamasan (female manager) who led you to the room will leave, and that’s your cue to get naked. Don’t be shy, they’ve seen it all before, and no matter how bad you think you look, they have seen worse. You can lay face down on the table, but in my opinion it’s better to simply sit on the table naked and wait to show the masseuse that you are comfortable being nude. Sometimes they will be a little surprised by this, but it’s nothing they haven’t seen before. Usually they won’t react to it at all and will just tell you to lay down so they can begin. You will often be covered with a sheet or towel. It will be removed from the parts they focus on as the massage proceeds.

Massages are typically done with the use of oil. If you don’t want to have oil on your body for whatever reason (unable to shower soon after, uncomfortable, a suspicious significant other, etc) you can tell your masseuse that, though it may lessen the quality of the massage. Sometimes powder will be used for the massage. Often you will be asked if you want a hard or soft massage. A hard massage involves varying amounts of pressure being applied to your back, buttocks and legs. A soft massage usually means the masseuse will lightly run her fingers over your body, giving you goosebumps and quite possibly getting you erect.

Some suggest that you try to lightly touch the masseuses lightly on the leg and if they move away that means extras are not on offer. Again, this is something I never do. I don’t think it’s very effective and anyway it’s pretty damn creepy if you ask me. At the most, you should try to initiate some friendly chat with the masseuse. They usually appreciate it, and often times they’re happy to be able to practice their English and get a break from the monotony of rubbing the backs of semi-sleeping guys day after day.

During the massage, things will often get a bit sexy, at least from your point of view. When the masseuse is rubbing your legs, buttocks and thighs you may get turned on. This is no problem, even for places that don’t offer extras. If you can get hard and keep it up, then do it. While not necessary, it will let the masseuse know you could use some release. After 30-50 minutes you’ll usually be asked to turn over. Sometimes they’ll ask if you want to turn over, and that in itself is an offer for extras. But usually, they’ll just say turn over or “flip” and start rubbing your legs. When things get closer to the end, they may start to tease you groin to get you hard, they may ask if you want “anything else,” or they may just come out and ask if you want a hand job directly, either with words or by motioning. Say yes of course!

If extras are on offer, most places will not discuss prices before hand. If they do, it’s is usually the sign of a poor service to come, but there are always exceptions. In any case, lay back and enjoy your release which will range from fast and mechanical to slow, oily and erotic. You’ll be emptied out in one way or another. That’s never bad, right?

The masseuse may get topless or even naked, but this is usually not the case. It may be more accessible if you ask for it and offer to tip a little extra. I usually don’t worry about it. Most are okay with you rubbing their legs or ass. Some are not. Feel them out, or better yet, ask. It’s okay to be a bit more forward once they already have your dong in their hand since you don’t have to worry about freaking them out.

Afterward you’ll be cleaned up and then the masseuse will leave the room. Get dressed and head out to the front. Pay at the front desk for the massage if you haven’t already. Then give the masseuse a tip (unless she asked for it in the room, usually after you blew your wad). The standard tip for a hand job finish is 40 dollars, though you may sometimes be asked for more.

If, at the end of the massage, the masseuse simply says “okay that’s it” and leaves the room, that means you aren’t getting any extras. Just accept it and take it as a lesson learned. At least you got a nice massage. The standard tip in this case is 10 dollars per hour.

After you become familiar with a place that offers extras, you may opt for the 30 minute massage if the happy ending is all you’re after. The tip remains the same. You can also inquire about 4 and even 6 handed massages (adding another masseuse or two) which are available at a lot of places. You will have to tip each masseuse separately, so keep this in mind.

Earlier, I alluded to fly by night places set up in houses and apartments. These less common set ups can usually be found in listings in the backs of “alternative papers” available freely in various cities. The ads will usually be short and too the point, saying something like “Asian massage, 555-555-5555.” If you search the number online and come up with nothing, it’s probably one of these places. Call ahead to make an appointment and get directions. These spots are discreet. You will knock on the door and be led into a room with a locking door. You’ll get a half-ass massage and then be asked what you want. Hand jobs are standard, but sometimes you will be offered oral sex. You may want to bring a condom, because if you don’t they will sometimes do something strange like cover your unit in plastic wrap before popping it in their mouth. If you become a regular and trusted visitor, you may even be offered full service. In these places prices will normally be negotiated up front. You may pay 40 dollars for an hour massage then negotiate for further services. Sometimes you can get away with a lot less than you would pay at a “normal” Chinese jack shack, but not always. I once found a place were the sexy middle-aged Chinese milf mamasan also did massages. When I got her, she’d jerk and blow me with her big juicy tits out without even asking for a tip! At 40 dollars a go, it was a great deal. These places don’t last, so be aware and don’t get too attached to them.

As you should be able to tell from reading this, things are widely variable with Chinese massage parlors. Just go with it and try to have a good time. Next time I’ll talk about Korean massage parlors which have more straight forward and set-in-stone routines, and where full service with very sexy women is standard. And this is just how Chinese massage parlors work in the United States. Things are much different elsewhere in the world, which I’ll explain in future entries.

Have any questions? Post them in the comment section.

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30 Comments

  1. david says:

    Where can I find your article on the Korean version?

  2. Alex says:

    You are a freaking GENIUS!!!

  3. senur says:

    First, well done on the general and detailed info I’ve read. Much appreciated, thanks. But here’s a toughie … apart from Macau, Taiwan and HK, anything on the scene in mainland China? Particularly Beijing?

    • rockit says:

      There’s tons of action in Mainland China, though it depends on the exact location and whether or not there is a crackdown in effect. I plan to add some info in the future, but as always I have to balance risk and reward. I would really hate to cause problems for anyone. Thanks for your comment!

  4. Capn says:

    Very informative article. Thank you.
    If oils are used, and you shower afterwards, will your significant other be able to smell?

    • rockit says:

      Thanks for the comment. I guess that would depend on the power of your significant other’s olfactory senses. Usually scent-free oil is used, but not always. In many cases you request that they not use oil. They often have other options like powder or lotion, or can simply massage you through a towel which doesn’t require any lubricant.

  5. The New Guy says:

    Outstanding information. I wish I had this information 10 years ago when I first walked into a massage parlor. Actually it was kinda fun not knowing…

    • rockit says:

      Thanks. Indeed there was some fun thrown in with the mystery. You can still get that when checking out new places that haven’t yet been reviewed online though! Cheers.

  6. Gina says:

    Will these ladies do a sensual massage on a woman? How do you ask for that?

    • rockit says:

      Hi Gina. This is the second or third time someone has asked this on the site. I’m no expert but from what I know it’s tough for women to get extra services in most Asian massage parlors. You might check some reviews online to find exception. The best route for a woman to go is to search for tantra massage (specifically “yoni massage”) in their area, as that is guaranteed to give the desired results. Let us know how you make out. Cheers.

  7. Josh says:

    What about STDs is there protection?

  8. Rufus says:

    For the females, I always take a female companion to the massage establishment. I never go solo, plus the females love the attention!

  9. Josh says:

    Thanks but I was referring to extras and protection.

    • rockit says:

      Extras are usually limited to the hands at Chinese shops, as described here in the post. When I’ve seen oral or (rarely) full service available, it’s always been covered. Cheers.

  10. Craig says:

    I went in 2012 to my first and only massage parlor in New Jersey (you can get to the listings through Backpage). There was an Asian parlor and a Russian parlor right next to each other. I went with the Russian. I knocked on the door; and did not call ahead. There was only one woman working; she let me in the door. She was late 40′s; and average looking. I had no clue what the hell I was doing; I was 35 at the time. I took my clothes off but did not take off my underwear. I got on the table as she instructed me to do so. This is what happened…….We got into a long, one hour conversation while she was massaging me about 20 different intimate topics; almost like a therapist. I was on the rocks with my girlfriend at the time; so I need to unload; and she also needed to unload (through conversation). About Minute 30; she started fingering my asshole gently; and was spending a lot of time in my crotch area from the rear. This was all new to me; so I put my asshole a few inches off the ground; so she could get more access; and it was also a signal that I was enjoying it. She gave me the direct order to turn-over; and she took off her clothes, totally naked. I literally had my finger in her pussy; she at one point jumped on the table and straddled my cock. She put her mouth on the tip of my cock too. But 90% of the time I was getting jerked off. Nothing new…..here’s what happened next. After I blew a load; she did not ask me to leave. We continued talking while I reloaded for a second cum shot. She then proceeded to jack me off a 2nd time. I had to tell….this is how much I have in my wallet; its’ all yours. But I did not know if this was turning real, or whether this was all part of the act. After my second load; there was no desire on her end for me to leave. She wanted my phone number (remember, I had knocked on the door); and I was not interested in giving her my number. Some friends of mine think she may have been cultivating a customer she thought was loaded; others think there was legit interest. I am not really sure. It was a Friday afternoon; so there were no customers; so maybe that’s why I got my cock n’ balls jerked off for a few hours. I gave her 60; with an 80 tip. I got home and jumped in the pool immediately to get her pussy juices, oil, and overall stench off of my body. I was in a public pool; so my co-residents had to swim in rub n’ tug jizz and cunt juice. This is what actually happened. I never went again; its’ 2014- and I am tempted to go back; but the experience was very overwhelming.

  11. Michael DiMaggio says:

    Have you used the site Rub Maps?

    If so, how good is Rub Maps when getting more info for the a specific parlor? I’ve been to the site and seen someone near my house i’m interested in.

  12. Jean Marc says:

    I speak Chinese and even some Korean I am never shy about what I want . Maybe speaking Chinese helps . I walk in and tell them straight up that I want a sexy girl. When they leave to take off their clothes and come back in I am naked and stroking it … They relax and they know I am NOT a COP, Police would NEVER do that and jerking off is not illeagal in a private place… I NEVER get a bad response. I take control . I am good at massage as I ran many many Korean Massage parlours back in the 80′s and 90′s in NYC so I might massage their shoulders a bit .. They like it cause they get tired also! Police would NEVER do that . Then I’ll go two ways 1 way is if I am not sure if they will fuck I will let them massage me with some small talk in Chinese .. I do two things to guage their hornyness.. I massage their thighs and legs as they massage me and see if they let me stroke their pussy outside their clothes or inside. If they do then I know they are open to sexual action. If I want to have fun with a seemingly shy girl I suspect is in to it ( I can tell by her body language and approach ) I let her massage me and when she gets to my lower back I do my best to induce an erection and start to move my hips and thrust like I am very aroused . I ALWAYS get a god response ( many Chinese girls are horny especially if they have not been in the USA long and are doing these jobs partially to make money and partially to experiment sexually . YES I said to experiment sexually .. I have made “dates” out of quite a few of these girls over the years ( how do you think I got involved in the Korean Massage business) throwing them a good fuck and being KInky can be a plus if you are a decent looking and ( importantly EDUCATED ) guy . That means fucking them good and cum in their mouth if they will let you ( that usually means I will be getting a call if I leave my number to meet later ) you just have to know how to bring that side out of them. When you do they love it .. Yes I am talking about Queens where I have even been able to go bareback ( I never worry about disease been fucking Koreans and Chinese bareback in NYC since the 80′s and never caught a cold ) The other approach is I think ther e is some “Hap Si Da” ( that’s korean for screwing around) going on is I tell them I got layed at that place before if I did and that I am horny and need sex .. straight up .. if the girl I choose cannot or has her period she will call out for another girl that can if she can .. and I again take control .
    NEVER rude.. just confident and direct .. There are several types of women that go for this work. The ones that are the most fun are teh “dabblers” they do it for a short time out of curiosity , sexuall curiosity , general horniness ( yes there are women that are pervs and are fascinated by strangers cocks and doing these things .. and the generally horny and lazy babes that like to get paid to play around sexually with different guys ( not all customers are revolting and in Japan even these guys can many times be considered “cute” if you are decent looking you may just make that girl’s day! I found an area in Queens where I can always get a decent massage and sexual play of FS from a number of places.. I would not call this prostitution as it it not tit for tat .. I do always tip well but not extravagantly Some of teh best fun happens when I bring a girl in and I and teh Massage girl both massage my GF I prearrange with her to get turned on and moan and groan and pull my cock out and suck on me while theChinese girls looks on in amazement .. they usually get turned on and the real fun begins ! It’s great ! Production line places may be production line experiences but getting a girl from NE China ( the horniest) who has only been in teh USA a few weeks or months and exposing her to porn ( bring some) and other kinky diversions for teh first time in these places is REAL FUN ..

  13. Jean Marc says:

    I know where Gina can get a sensual massage from some pretty cute newbie Chinese girls …

  14. Jean Marc says:

    As for Craig it is OBVIOUS that your Russian lady was horny and into you .. don’t sell your self short . These are human beings that have hearts and feelings. I can count quite a few girls I met EXACTLY like you did that I had known for years and who even loved the crap out of me , giving ME thousands of dollars , meeting my family and sex any time I and they wanted and needed Fairy tales Do come true .. not all th etime but they DO

  15. kay says:

    Are they any fly by places in nyc if so what are the prices and location

  16. htsh says:

    Any massage parlors near Hong kong airport? I got some time to kill 4-5hrs.

    • rockit says:

      There are massage parlors all over Hong Kong that offer various levels of service, along with walk up brothels and other venues. I’ve written about some on this site previously. Cheers.

  17. ace nyc says:

    There are a lot of Chinese owned beauty salons in NYC that appear to offer massage services. These places often cut hair in the front, and offer massage services and a sometimes a standing shower in the back. (Usually no table shower.) In your experience, do these style places tend to offer extras, or completely legitimate?

    • rockit says:

      I know that a few places like that I’m Chinatown offer happy endings by hand from middle aged to older ladies, but that doesn’t mean they all do. Cheers.

  18. thomas says:

    let’s face facts here, 99.9% of men just want is sex like charlie and alan harper and they both suck like dogshit. real men know how to get a real massage with a foot job happy ending for some men don’t want sex but female feet wanking them. i get a more intense release when i’m being wanked with female feet.

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