Madame Claude is a new blowjob bar located in Bangkok. With its staff and specialized menu the shop aims to be a cut above the rest of the competition. But does this new go at an old model stand up to scrutiny?
It is not often that I get to write about a new BJ bar in Bangkok anymore. These days it is more common to write about a suck shop shutdown. And I have never reviewed a place billing itself as a “premium blowjob bar”. So I was pleasantly surprised to come across this place.
Knowing that Madame Claude opened in the aftermath of the long hard years we all went through makes me hopeful for the future. But it is always easier to have a positive outlook on things with a pro pickle polisher between your knees.
Madame Claude BJ bar
What’s in a name? Renoir famously painted a Portrait of Madame Claude Monet. Famous French pimptress Fernande Grudet was also known as Madame Claude. A French film from the 1970’s called “Madame Claude” was based on her life. Another movie of the same name, and about the same woman, was more recently released through Netflix.
I am not sure if any of that inspired the naming of this particular business. All I can tell you is that this Madame Claude is a more upmarket version of the same BJ bar model that has functioned in Thailand for many years.
Madame Claude is located on Sukhumvit Soi 26. It is a side alley off the left hand side when coming from Sukhumvit Road. The alley is just after Paradise Massage. The discreet fence-fronted bar is just a short walk from previously reviewed places like Don Quixote and EZ Massage 1.
The bar is actually located in a sort of row house. That is not a bad thing however. It is a nice and comfortable environment for oral and other services. Especially when you take into account the surroundings. Nice touches like wall art and pottery fills the space. And the sucking happens on specially designed shrink-style sofas that are expertly upholstered.
Does Madame Claude’s suck?
The layout and decor are always something to consider. Otherwise you might end up in a place with nothing but badly painted thin wood cubicle walls that don’t even go up to the ceiling. Still that only matters suck much when we are talking about a blowjob bar. What really matters for most is the ladies and their level of skills. And rightfully so!
There are several women working at Madame Claude. They range in age from mid-20’s to maybe mid-30’s. They are all relatively attractive. Of course beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
I don’t know whether the gals at Madame Claude are that much better looking than the average blow job bar worker in Bangkok even if Takky and Tawan are particularly sexy. In any event all the babes at this bar dress the part. So you are likely to see a gal with done up hair and cosmetics at Madame Claude where the ladies at some other similar venues tend to look like they just rolled out of bed.
Skill is arguably more important than any of that however. All of the ladies here are proficient at working out a wad. Some are a lot better at it than others with a few even having the ability to do deepthroat. To the shop’s credit none of the women working at Madame Claudes are todger dodgers.
Service, prices and summary
Madame Claude has a wide variety of services and that is certainly different from other BJ bars. I’m not sure how much the use of chocolate enhances a customer’s experience when receiving oral. But I do think it’s nice that such a thing is on offer. The same goes for the footjob option for those who are into it.
Any place aiming to be high end is going to charge premium prices. That’s true at Madame Claude too. But thankfully they have not gotten out of totally hand with the rates. A blowjob here costs 1300 Baht ($37 USD). That is almost double what some BJ bars like Kasalong charge. On the other hand it is the exact amount charged by 7 Heaven on Soi 33.
Madame Claude is frankly a much nicer place than 7 Heaven. Though at least the moment 7 Heaven probably has the edge when it comes to the looks of the ladies. For some that doesn’t matter. As many will quickly tell you the tops of most heads look the same. But there are guys who value the looks of the ladies above all else. Or at least heavily.
There is usually a trade off between looks and services. Older and more experienced women often give better blowjobs than younger better looking women. But of course that is not always the case. Forget about fuel economy. Situations like these are the basis of the old phrase “your mileage may vary”!
Experiences can change from one person to the next. Especially with so many options available. The Madame Claude team does handjobs, ice cube blowies, hot gel suck jobs, and even the Macau special involving alternating use of hot and cold tea! The double BJ is an old staple but it’s great to see it on the menu at a discounted rate of 2200 Baht too. I’m not so hot on the surcharges for things like costumes but I guess they can’t be faulted for trying it on.
I was glad to find Madame Claude in Bangkok. It is a nice new addition to the adult entertainment scene in Bangkok. The place is already becoming popular especially with East Asian clientele. I can only imagine that this will continue. Madame Claude might not be the cheapest BJ bar but it’s not the most expensive either. This is a hands free bar with a luxury touch and it still doesn’t cost the world. I give the place four stars.
Madame Claude. 25/20 Sukhumvit Soi 26, Bangkok, Thailand. Click here for a map. Open every day from 12:00 PM until 11:00 PM. Website: https://bjbarbkk.com
Great review thanks. I have to get myself to this place! They seem to be making an effort with their new business, i get alerts on LINE when new girls start. Also which ladies are working currently.
Thanks for the comment ed. If you visit let me know what you think of the place. Cheers.
Great review thanks, i have to check this place out. They are certainly making an effort, as i get regular updates on LINE about new girls and staff working the current day.
LINE is big in Thailand. It makes sense for this sort of place to use it and promote their business. Cheers!
Another place to check out next time I am in bkk! Great that the pendamic is almost over and I am getting older every year!!!:) I missed out bkk so much and may come more often like before!!
Cheers!
Thanks for the comment deca. Good to hear from you! How is Korea? Cheers.
Too many to mention the lots of pros and cons for pay for play in Korea:( If you are into looks, the Korean girls may be the best but the skills may vary among individuals and busineses! Basically S Korea is great if you are young and rich. The old people in their 50s, 60s in the scene seem to be less welcome by many papasans in my opionion. There are very few mamasan run spots around and they are the best but hard to find. Some even offer pre BJ by the mamasan before the main venue!! Cheers!!
You may have to introduce me to the Korean places with the active mamasans someday. Purely for research purposes of course. I did visit some places with similar models in the past. An anma where the elevator attendant performed oral on the way up. A massage parlor where the old masseuse got a few pumps in before a better looking happy ending expert arrived. And of course the full body wash ladies in Macau that in some saunas do a lot more than just add soap and water. Cheers!
A warmup BJ from the mamasan! That normal service or extra? Are we talking about a few quick head bobs before the hand off. Alternatively, a full-on fluffing session designed, to lower resistance. Regardless, I would pay extra for that. It sounds like the type of premium service that should be on the menu at Madame Claude’s.
What are the names of the deepthroaters?
The staff turnover seems too high to make note.
Love the elevator going down on you as you were going up Rockit!
Only BJ bar I went to was Dr BJs and ended up with more than oral.
In retrospect it was an amazing and special operation. Though in those heady days it seemed like nothing out of the norm! Cheers.
Yes and I never got up the nerve or the wood to get my pole shined sitting at the bar in some of the other more famous places.
If you get the opportunity to interview the owner or manager, please take it. With the clever name and antique décor, I suspect there is a story here. Madame Claude looks too nice to be a purpose-built suck shop.
If you do not mind sharing, please tell us how you found this place. Its located down a side street and in the middle of a residential neighborhood. I cannot image many punters, not already in the know, will wonder in off the street.
Thanks for the comment. In my experience few people in such positions want to be interviewed. I agree that this is not the kind of a place that a person would find on accident. Especially since it is located in what looks like a private residence. Then again how many would accidentally wander into a Duangporn’s Haven? As a dedicated sex industry researcher it is my duty to located places like these. It’s hard works, but somebody has to do it! Cheers.
Went here yesterday. Girl wasn’t able to make me cum with blow job and ended up giving me a very rough hand job to finish me in the last 10 minutes. She was very nice and enthusiastic about her mission to make me cum but truly I was quite disappointed. She didn’t even attempt deepthroat. I was expecting to finally have another girl who could go deep and also finish me with just her mouth.
I’ve had two Thai girls in Korea with the skills and abilities I seek.
Thanks for the report L. Cheers!
Hi Rocket, went here tonight. It was a pretty good experience overall, the 2 girls were very nice and I agree about the art and decor – something different in BKK.
Thanks for the report. Cheers!
Thanks for the report! Is there a place that is best for pretty girls with big boobs? I was thinking one of the high end nuru nuru places or some online escort site, but it’s been a while since I visited Bangkok.
Click on a few links in this website and you’ll get the answer.
I don’t know any place in particular that would fit that description. Cheers.
Been there few times in the past. Not as exciting for me except the luxury ambiance. Girls 4~7 in my eyes. The rates gone up to 1500 but Mamasan quicly chabges to 1300 after you complain. Found a girl for rim, dt; cim and even sex for 1300 in one of those on Soi 24. Hard to find deals like pre covid times. I thinks weeds shopps increased as massage shops decreased now.
Thanks for the report deca. It’s good to hear from you again. Cheers!
Can we be sure they are girls and not boys?
Yes.