Don Quixote is an erotic massage parlor on Sukhumvit Soi 26 in Bangkok. It opened in the summer of 2019 and has already gained a good reputation. On most nights the place is busy with customers coming in and out. Yet it is not overcrowded.
There are now more massage parlors in Bangkok than I can keep track of. I have reviewed dozen of these sensual shops over the years. And I plan to continue. Don Quixote is more of an Asian-style massage parlor, which in part helps explain why it is notable in an otherwise crowded market.
Don Quixote massage on Soi 26
Don Quixote is located on the left side of Soi 26 when traveling from Sukhumvit Road. It is just a few hundred meters away from the main intersection. The shop is rather easy to find. It is somehow both discreet and glaringly obvious. There are several signs out front, and the words “nuru gel” even appear, but the windows are tinted and the entrance is back from the street.
Inside there is a large white lobby. It’s maintained by a multi-lingual Thai gal who warmly welcomes her customers. She also explains the services better than anyone I have seen in any shop of the kind in Thailand. She goes over the various services and prices, then pulls out a photobook filled with pictures of the women on staff.
Prices and services
As the managers shows each photograph, she points out things about the ladies. She might say “this woman is very good at back massage”. Or, “she has very big natural boobs”. Some may find this a little forward. But since it’s all quite honest I don’t think most would have any issue. It’s more of a informational thing a hard sell.
There are various types of sessions and rooms. The cheapest appointment lasts 40 minutes in a regular room. It costs 2000 Baht ($66 USD) and includes a handjob, blowjob and full service. A sixty minute session in a very large room with a big jacuzzi costs 2900 Baht ($96 USD). That includes one round of full service and another handjob happy ending. Other sessions are also available. Payment is required up front, which seems to be more common in Bangkok massage shops these days.
Women at Don Quixote
There are several women working at Don Quixote. As far as I can tell, they are all quite attractive. Many have had some augmentation, but there are a few who are all natural. Although the shop uses the photobook method of showing who is on staff, they are pretty honest. What you see is what you get, for the most part. In some cases, the ladies actually look much better in person. Many of the photos on the Don Quixote website are totally unedited too.
Of course the look over the ladies overall is skewed towards what East Asian customers tend to like. That means lots of light skinned ladies who are usually thin. I haven’t seen any brown Isaan women working at Don Quixote. Nor any old or overweight ladies, which are actually seen with some frequency in other nearby massage parlors these days.
Massage and happy endings
The rooms at the shop are quite nice. Unfortunately, some of them require quite a climb to reach as they are on the upper levels of the building. Still the air conditioners are new and functional. And everything else is clean and as it should be.
The ladies are of course the main draw. The vast majority seem to be experienced in the industry. They know how to take the lead. They also know their way around the male anatomy. Though they aren’t mechanical or clock watchers at all. In fact the manager will actually show some concern if a session ends before the time is out. So they clearly aim for customer satisfaction.
Donn Quixote doesn’t follow the Japanese soapland mold. It is more like a Thai soapy massage parlor, yet on a smaller scale. There is a certain East Asian vibe that comes off too. Overall it is a nice shop with attractive and attentive ladies on staff. The prices are higher than the typical Thai oily massage parlor, but only slightly. Four stars.
|Address:||Sukhumvit Soi 26, Bangkok, Thailand (Map)|
|Hours:||10:00 AM - 10:00 PM|