Around two months ago I wrote a review cum obituary of the closed Lolita’s branch on LK Metro in Pattaya. A regular commenter on this site who happens to be a Pattaya resident was kind enough to point out in the comments section of that post that a new Lolita’s was opening not too far away on Soi Chaiyapoon.
With this information in hand I was lucky enough to be able to visit the new location. This is my review of the new Lolita’s location on Soi Chaiyapoon.
Lolita’s Pattaya
Lolita’s is a blowjob bar that has become quite well known over the years. I’m not sure if the new Pattaya branch retains any connection to the Lolita’s in Bangkok or other parts of the country, as for me it doesn’t really matter. The closed shop on LK Metro that I reviewed earlier was well appointed but had too many sideshows to be what I would call a great or even really good blowjob bar.
The new location on Soi Chaiyapoon is only a short distance from LK Metro and actually looks a lot like the old set up. The main difference is the size and the newness of the interior. I’m sure this location will be much more profitable for the ownership if customers can discover the new shop, which isn’t in as obvious a location as the old.
Lolita’s is customer friendly and very accessible. If you can find Soi Chaiyapoon, you can find the shop. The sign is a little different than before, but everything else is pretty much the same.
Service and staff
When a potential customer approaches the shop, they receive a friendly greeting from the available staff that is stationed on the seating out front. While a few experiences don’t amount to anything universal, I will say that the “hello welcome” you receive at Lolita’s Pattaya seems to be a lot more genuine and less of a forceful marketing pitch than you get at some other similar shops. Perhaps the women here are just better actors. I don’t know. In any case, it seems that much more pleasant to arrive.
The staff members, who seem to number under a dozen at any given time, are dressed in the Lolita’s uniform. This kit consists of a polo shirt and a short plaid skirt. Although this sounds like something a schoolgirl would wear, the relative age of the women working at Lolita’s insures that none of them will be confused as students.
Don’t get me wrong, no one on staff at Lolita’s is an old hag. It’s just obvious that they aren’t very young women. I would guess that most are in their late twenties or thirties, which is pretty usual for a pepperoni polishing pub. As far as looks are concerned, they seem to be generally average, with no one incredibly attractive or totally repulsive. Keep in mind that the staff does change, and I probably didn’t see everyone that works the place. The main thing is that everyone on the roll at Lolita’s is at least acceptable enough to accomplish the task at hand. I doubt anyone is turning around and leaving after seeing the staff.
Stairway to heaven
The routine is usual. You select one of the women outside and ask them go him inside. The entrance leads to a new bar room that isn’t as big as the old location but is hardly small either. It’s obviously a recently redone place, with clean walls and flooring, a nice new red paint job, and plenty of “themed” decorations. That mainly means paintings of various levels of eroticism. There is plenty of seating and a nice bar for those who want to spend a little time there. But I don’t think most visitors do any of that. Customers interested in getting straight to the action simply ask to go straight upstairs.
There seems to be at least two levels of rooms up there, and there may even be one more. That’s more rooms than you might expect at a place like this. I think that’s just because the building was designed as a tall shop house by original designer. But maybe the owner expects to get really busy at some point in the future. During my visits I was the only one in the house, though this is a new location and I stopped by while there was still plenty of daylight outside.
The staircase and halls are as clean and fresh as the rest of the place, which is different than a lot of blowjob bars. There’s no dirt or grime to be seen. The action takes place in private rooms with locking doors. For those that like their plumbing work do be done in public as is standard in a place like Star of Light this may be a downer. But alas it seems to be the way things are headed.
In most of the newer blowjob bars in Thailand, the action takes place in private rooms. The upside at Lolita’s is that there is no extra charge for the room, while you have to shell out a few extra Baht at a place like My Friend You on Soi 6. While this Lolita’s location is new, it for some reason seems a lot more comfortable than the old place on LK Metro. I can’t say exactly why that is.
The rooms themselves are as clean as you would expect looking at the rest of the place. They are large, with walls that go all the way up the ceiling. They are not as big as the quarters in the old shop. I doubt you would hear any action from the rooms next door, even if they were occupied. The couches where you plant yourself down for your treatment are new and clean.
The service sucks
I can’t comment too much on the level of service, which varies according to the particular service provider a customer chooses. I will say that anyone on staff here should have the capabilities to finish the job.
All oral action is bareback. After a standard wipe down of the undercarriage with a wet tissue of course. The staff members put in the work necessary to get the job done. They definitely aren’t clock watchers. This doesn’t mean guys who think about nude grandmothers to keep themselves from shooting are welcomed warmly. There are always limits. But there is little pressure put on the customers here.
After you finish they clean you up and bring you back downstairs to settle the bill. The woman working behind the bar is neither pleasant or ill willed. In my view she offers the perfect amount of discretion and professionalism for the job she does. And she welcomes you to return as you leave.
Summary
As always, tips are happily accepted. But there is absolutely no pressure to pay more than the going rate. The topic never even seems to come up. After you settle the bill you’re free to go. And most who do probably return.
The best thing about the new Lolita’s location was the price. Maybe it’s because it’s a little more out of the way than the old location on LK Metro, or maybe it’s because they just opened recently, but the new Lolita’s only charged 600 Baht ($19 USD) when it opened. That was more than the 500 Baht that was standard a short while ago, but a lot less than most of the other places across the country. Alas the price changed after a while. It is now 700 Baht which is higher than it used to be. But this is still lower than the other BJ bars that now charge 800 to 1000 Baht.
As a new blowjob bar in a slightly crowded market, Lolita’s Pattaya stands out by its decor and especially reasonable pricing. The friendliness of the women working there is also a big plus. If it charged the same price as other similar shops, there’s a good chance I would have given it 3 or 3-and-a-half stars. At the lower it is one the least expensive suck shops in the country. For that reason and all the others, I give the new Lolita’s in Pattaya a 4 star rating.
Address: | Soi Chaiyapoon, Pattaya, Thailand (Map) |
Hours: | 12:00 PM - 12:00 AM |
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The owners have put in quite a lot of effort into creating a nice bar. On my only visit I, like you, prefered the new location to the old. I hope they get the customers now. I am not a fan of the schoolgirl outfit, not that it really matters. Ten years ago at Lolitas Bangkok the girls had a uniform of denim skirts and pink tops. It looked good. I quite like them to dress in their own gear though.
Yes, it’s definitely a nice place. Lolita’s in Bangkok has changed uniforms a few times if I remember correctly. They had the plaid skirts then some sort of gown then back to the plaid skirts again. I don’t remember the denim skirts. In the end it doesn’t matter too much but I find it to be a nice touch. The price point at the new location is the main attraction in my opinion. I think it’s now the cheapest BJ place in Pattaya.
I learn new things every day. Didn’t even know about BJ bars other than Soi6.
Thanks for the comment. There are dozens. Soi 6, Soi 13/2, Third Road, Chaiyapoon, and more. Bangkok has plenty more. I’ve reviewed quite a few and there are more reviews in the pipeline. Enjoy the site. Cheers!
How do you know which bar is a blow job bar?
Short of exploring every bar in Thailand yourself you can read websites like this. Cheers.
Map please. looked all over google maps and cannot find Soi Chaiyapoon or LK Metro.
Hi Dan. You must not have looked to hard, either at the map or the review you are commenting on. Soi Chaiyapoon and LK Metro are both easy to find on Google Maps, and in case you have problems I linked to a map with an arrow pointing right at the location of Lolita’s at the end of this review.
i must be going blind in my old age. Even armed with an idea of where this place should be on the map you link to, I must have walked right past it. When I hit Third Road, I said WTF and just headed down the street to Bliss. If she were not a BJ specialist, I would marry Pum.
It’s not too difficult to find. Telephone bar and carre blanc are much more difficult. Lucky Bliss is a good place too. Thanks for the comment. Cheers!
I am currently in soi chaiyapoon, this place doesn’t exist anymore
The place is still there and open as always as just confirmed by Ed, a regular commenter here who lives in Pattaya. Cheers.
It sure is there, atleast it was there yesterday! I missed it first, passed by. Was looking fir a black sign with purple lettering. Its changed to red and black. Clean as a whistle and gooood service. 600b.
Thanks for the report. As far as I know the sign at this location has been red and black since they opened. Cheers.
Hi Rockit – I got to Pattaya and thought I’d visit the Lolitas Bangkok sister bar to compare. Had no trouble finding it – went to the doorway, nodded to two young good lookers and upstairs we went into very good, clean small rooms. After asking them they took their tops off and after the obligatory baby wipe clean off they proceeded to play the flute together in tandem. I prefer and enjoy the tandem team play as they both run their mouths and tongues up and down the flute together and after some polite request in Thai one of them will suck one ball into her mouth and start humming while her friend will smoke the little brother with great gusto until completion down her throat. It is very handy being able to speak Thai when speaking with the girls and letting them know what you prefer to include when having your fun. A very good place to visit for those orally inclined – it certainly brought back some fine old memories, but I still maintain the good old times are very hard to beat – more raunchy where more or less anything goes. Cheers.
Hi Rockit, just to let you and fellow punters know that the price for getting the sausage swallowed here is now 700 baht. Still great value. Cheers.
Thanks for the report. Cheers!
I just flew back from Thailand after a 30 day stay and boy is my cock tired. While in Pattaya, I visited Lolita’s four times sampling three different girls. Little has changed since Rockit’s original review; except for the cost per BJ, which is now 700 baht. Staff size was 6 to 8. I found all the girls to be friendly and decent looking. Keep in mind, they work on rotation; therefore, it’s assumed you will take whoever is next on deck. However, you can pick for yourself. I had a positive experience with each girl. I did not experience any clock watching, tip begging, or up selling. Overall, I found the cocksmithing skills to be average. That said, one girl by the name of Lynn did stand out above the rest. My favorite things about Lolitia’s are the low pressure atmosphere and the willingness of the girl’s to work the entire 30 minutes.
Thanks for the detailed report. Historically the most skilled women working at Lolita’s broke off to form their own bars. Many of the other blowjob bars in Bangkok and Pattaya were started by women who used to work at Lolita’s. Some of the most recent skilled staff moved to other bars and at least one professional deep throater seems to have retired. Cheers.
I received the absolute BEST head job from a girl in this bar. Matter of fact, it was so great, I was a repeat customer (same girl) during my last Pattaya visit (I stayed three nights).
My question, and I probably should have asked while I was there, could I have paid a sort of “barfine” and took the girl with me?
Thanks for the comment. I rarely hear of any skilled performers at the venue. Do you remember her name? Lolita’s does have a bar fine system though it is usually incredibly high and seems to be aimed at keeping the women in the bar unless a large sum is paid. Cheers.
The bar fine at BJ shops that I have heard seems very high compared to normal gogo bars.
At Som’s heaven in bkk they said including the bar fine about 3,000 bt was the cost for outing for a short time.
Several women who work in Thai BJ bars say they choose those sorts of shops because they don’t want to go around with their customers. Some places like Lolita’s in Bangkok have very high barfines. A few others have much lower barfine rates. Cheers.
Sampled three girls there, it’s hit and miss regarding the skills, but always solid. I’d say it’s one of the better bj bars in Pattaya at the moment. Nice comfy intimate rooms, and comfortable sofas. The girls I chose always had a good attitude.
Thanks for the report. Cheers.