Bar Club la Poste is a gentlemen’s club in Pattaya with all the features of a BJ bar. It is sometimes also referred to Bar de la Poste or Telephone 2. It is not the most popular bar in town by any means. But it is regularly visited by both tourists and long time residents of Pattaya.
As time keeps marching on I continue to cover the blowjob bars of Pattaya. I have already written about several on this website but there are still several places out there that fit into the mold. New places continue to open too which makes reporting on it all a challenge. Of course there are worse struggles to be involved in.
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Bar Club La Poste
Bar Club La Poste is a sort of satellite spin off of the original Telephone Bar that I reviewed years ago. To confuse matters more, some people also refer to the bar as Trafalgar. That is actually the name of a guest house in the same building.
The name doesn’t matter much but the confusion is understandable. The Bar Club La Poste sign apparently from the original owners still appears outside next to a small model of the red phone booth that serves as the entrance to the original Telephone. Trafalgar seems to be a new name given to the place and commonly used online.
Inside Bar Club La Poste is just like it predecessor. This location has a much more centralized and easy to find location. It also much larger. The original Telephone isn’t small at all but this place has enough room to host a huge party. There is a big bar to the left lined with stools. There are also tables throughout the place. In the back of the bar there is a “smoking section” with a wall blocking the view of what goes on below. Down a short hall there are more private booths filled with nice new leather style couches. Bar La Poste is by Pattaya bar standards. That said it is at most times pretty empty. At most there are usually two or three customers hanging around with the six to twelve ladies on staff.
Women at Bar Club La Poste
The ladies who work at Bar Club La Poste look a lot like their counterparts at the original bar. They tend to be in their thirties or even forties. There may be one or two in their mid to late twenties. Nearly all have had children and show clear signs of that. A few are quite large. While these ladies won’t win any beauty pageants they tend to be very nice and ever fun. That’s a feat considering their line of work but it helps to explain why places like Bar La Poste thrive and are even able to expand.
The service level at La Poste is also a lot like the shop’s predecessor. When customers walk in they are greeted in unison by all of the women working. When they leave all of the women wish them a fond farewell. None of the women push guys to buy them drinks but they are happy to receive them. When a customer buys a drink for a lady she removes her top and stands close by to give him an opportunity to enjoy.
Services and summary
Most if not all of the women working the bar with the exception of the bar tender are up for more too. Oral services are available at rates comparable to most similar places around town. If customers want to receive their services in the back of the bar or one of the private booths in the back they pay a 150 Baht ($4.50 USD) fee to the bar. Additional money must be given for the service provider. The rate is 500 Baht ($14.50 USD). This comes to a total of 650 Baht which is a little less than the more straight forward Lolita’s nearby charges.
Women at Bar Club La Poste seem to much prefer the smoking section in the back of the bar to any more public action. They seem to like the private booths in the back of the building and the rooms upstairs most of all. This is no Star of Light.
At any place with numerous women working the level of service can vary. At La Poste there is a pretty uniform approach. Nearly all of the women know what they are doing though few would probably blow anyone away.
Bar Club La Poste is larger, cleaner and easier to find that the original. You might think that this would make the place much busier but it doesn’t appear to. It remains relatively quite. It is fairly average as a bar but the level and type of service offered set the place apart. It reminds me a bit of the old Pattaya full of wild and crazy fun. Four stars. 
Bar Club La Poste. Soi Lengkee, Pattaya, Thailand. Click here for a map. Open every day from 1:30 PM until 2:00 AM. Phone: +66 038-720-290.
one of the more overrated bars in town imo, older, heavier women and the lights are very dim for a reason
How many people are rating it? The lighting seems close to daylight. Surely other bars are much darker. Cheers.
plenty of guys on the sexpat message boards…. hmm was always quite dark inside
Like your observation about the bar tender. The lady on the till is generally the boss’s wife; she has already won her lottery and is out of play. She’s usually the most attractive one there too!
That is indeed often the case. Other times women who are kept or otherwise have a boyfriend work as cashiers to assure their lovers that they are not doing any naughty work. Some times they are just women who want to work but don’t want to do anything sexual. I knew an accounting major in college who worked nights at a naughty bar to pay the bills. Cheers.
Bj 500, “room” 400, and LD which they do ask for, 130, the tally is quite high. The seating is uncomfortable but at least she strips down. This is not a very competitive model, especially considering that Lolitas is around the corner, with better pricing, better seating, and frankly, from my sampling, better performance.
Thank you for the report. If they are now asking 400 for room charge that would mean the price increased by 100 Baht. The main draw of this bar was never solely the fact that oral is offered. A lot of regulars enjoy the ability to play with the women at the bar and see bodies in exchange for purchasing drinks. Cheers.
Okay, that explains why they were a bit flustered when I just walked in there and asked for a bj right off the bat, I should have scoped it out a little beforehand.
That also explains the dude who was literally banging one of them at the bar, I sign that I should probably be less blasé about in the future.
There’s a lot of variety in Pattaya. As they say, “different strokes for different folks.” Cheers.
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I visited Bar de la Poste Wednesday 16 Nov, about 4pm.
I prefer going early to avoid a crowd, but I’d wasted a couple of hours walking Soi 6, and then Soi 13/2. Namely, checking on Click, Kittens and Pump Station. Unfortunately, the quality of the ladies sitting outside these places was universally poor. So I strolled up to Soi Leng Kee.
As described, from the outside you’d never guess the delights within. The only person sitting on the porch was a Thai chap with a “security” shirt. I walked towards the door, which he opened without fuss.
Walk through the curtain (presumably to avoid any prying eye from the street), and into the main bar area. There were already a few customers at the bar, so I sat on one of the seats at the back on the right. All the girls were wearing the same kind of revealing outfit, which exposed half their bottom. Very nice!
A petite, cute girl asked me what I wanted to drink, fetched it and with the slightest hesitation sat next to me. I got the feeling I could have chosen someone else, or a favourite perhaps, and I did spot a tall leggy lovely, but cute and petite would do very well. She said her English was “nit noi”, but I thought it was fine. As if she’d forgotten something, she suddenly sat up and took her top off. Like the rest of her, they were small and cute. With nice big dark nipples.
As I settled in and she found the old man, I focused more on my surroundings. There were probably about 8 girls in the bar, some with customers, and some standing by a tall table near the entrance.
I asked what they did here, and she told me it was a Gentleman’s Club (as if that explained everything), so I asked what she did there. A blow job is 500b for her, 300 for the bar, and I think she said 200 for a room… if I wanted. Or we could do it right here. Sex is 1000b for her, and 400b for a room – without the option. I guess that included the barfine but not sure.
I have to admit I’ve had a hankering for the public performance, and whether it would help or hinder my er, ability. A few girls watching me get blown is very appealing, but other customers? I’d have to find out. By now there was also an older customer sitting at the table with those girls.
After a while, she asked what I wanted, and I said a blowjob where we were. She left to get more drinks and also returned with a little bag, a small towel, and a cushion. After a few more minutes of idle chitchat and mutual fondling, she asked if I was ready.
Too damn right!
She pulled the table back to give herself room and spread the towel on the seat. She motioned for me to take my shorts off and sit on the towel, but I was wearing the kind of shorts which I could easily pull to one side, and she was ok with that.
The old guy at the table was slightly manoeuvred by the girls so he had his back to me, and after the requisite cleanse she started.
Perfect technique, slow and steady, plenty of eye contact. Two of the girls at the other table were looking over at us. Tall and leggy was just staring at me the whole time.
At this point a new customer entered the bar and sat in the same area with a girl. Was this going to put me off? Not a chance! He cannot have failed to see what was going on but he didn’t seem to pay any attention. So, settle back and enjoy.
The pace slowly increased along with my breathing. Tall and leggy got a bit closer, which added to the excitement. Any closer and she could have held my hand!
When I came, I came big. I felt I had to stifle my usual groan of delight, but it was clear to tall and leggy what had happened. She smiled and kept watching.
My girl kept going until I was completely done. She dropped my “water” into a napkin, gargled some mouthwash, and started to clean me up. It felt a little strange, but tall and leggy moved in for a closer look, as if inspecting my girl’s cleanup standard. I was still quite hard. She nodded, walked back to her table (gorgeous pert bum), and brought her friend over to also have a look. She also nodded, and gave me a thumbs-up! Bizarre, but good for the ego.
My girl pushed the table back, and after a minute when things had died down, I put the old man away.
She sat next to me again, smiled about something and snuggled into my shoulder. One can never really know how genuine these things are, but she just seemed very pleased with herself. If she was a cat she’d have purred. It just made the whole (let’s face it… sordid) thing very sweet!
I had another beer, and by now the bar was filling up. New arrivals were usually met with a hearty hello, and a perfectly orchestrated goodbye when they left. One customer emerged from a corner room with two near naked girls. One of whom was tiny! I mean TINY! Well under 5 foot, virtually flat chested and very slim. She was clearly old enough, but crikey. He was joined by another topless girl and frankly I was enjoying the show. Four near-naked lovelies walking around to my left. And the guy at the tall table had obviously bought a couple of lady-drinks, so they were topless aswell.
I asked about the 2-girl thing. For a double bj, you just pay double the rate i.e. 1600b. If you want sex, it’s 2000b for the girls and 400 for the room. She was not sure about the barfine. If you want lesbian interaction, some girls (like mine) will do light touching and fondling. There are girls who’ll go full on, but you’ll have to ask on the day.
The sexy uniform I mentioned earlier was a blue police outfit. Very arresting haha! It’s different every day, some have other themes like air hostess, nurse, or see-through, or just sexy. I asked if they did schoolgirl, but she said they stopped a while ago. Drat!
All the girls were very passable indeed. Would’ve been happy with any of them.
I could have stayed all night, but I was getting hungry, and 5 beers on an empty stomach was enough. The whole thing cost 2000b, which could’ve been a lot less had I not been so thirsty. On another day it would have been 1300.
I know this is a long review, but a lot happened, and I truly had a wonderful time.
Thank you for the very detailed and illuminating report. It seems quite accurate for this place. Cheers!
Hi
I revisited Bar de la Poste on Monday 21 November, around 6pm.
My second visit was unplanned, but I was nearby and I suddenly got the urge!
Same entrance protocol, same welcome. This time the girls were lined up opposite the bar. I walked past them and notice a cute girl with bountiful cleavage. It was a good combination so I immediately asked her to come with me. I sat on the bench seats on the far right. It was then I noticed a few customers sitting at the bar looking the girls up and down, and I realised why the girls were lined up like that. I’ll remember this for next time!
I bought my girl a drink and out came those boobs. They mostly went south (I think the Thais call this “papaya boobs” due to the shape), and I just thought “tit wank?”.
Today was nurses uniform. There was no real conformity and turns out they have to buy the outfits themselves. Anyhoo, they were short and sexy so who cares, right?
After another beer, the guys at the bar thinned out, and there were just a clump of girls at the tall table only a few feet away. I told my girl I wanted to do it there and she seemed slightly reluctant because she offered me alternatives a few times, but once it became clear I wanted it done there she was ok. Same as before, she disappeared for a few minutes and returned with a small bag and towel. Pulled the table back and went to work.
First a bit of a tit wank, but with no oil this was rudimentary. Then a cleanse, then into the mouth. Good technique. A bit stop-start, and making a lot of “mmmmm” noises. These made the girls at the other table take notice, nudging each other to watch. One asked if I wanted 1 or 2 other girls to join in (apparently this is common practice). 1 or 2 came over for a closer look, but then a few customers came in and their focus was on them. However, there was enough of an audience that I came soon after. She dropped it into a towelette, and made some gagging noises because she said some went down her throat!
She cleaned me up as quickly as she could and within a minute everything was back in place.
I had another beer and we chatted, but her attention was divided between me and the new crowd.
She was a very nice girl. A very nice BIG girl (everywhere). On reflection, maybe a bit too big, but I went for the boobs so I have to accept that.
Next time I’ll stay at the bar for a while and take time selecting the girl.
I have to say I like this place. It’s bright and cheery, the girls are mostly between 7s and 9s, and your options of blatantly public to intimately private are great.
That’s for the detailed report from the ground Jon. It is greatly appreciated. Cheers!
Visited 1 December 5pm
As I approached the place, there was a lady trying to get into the bar. She was smartly dressed and looked Thai, but the security guy was speaking in English, so maybe a bordering country. A bit odd but I thought I’d mention it.
I’d decided this time I was going to sit at the bar and view the girls before picking one. This went halfway to plan, as a girl joined me at the bar before I’d even ordered a drink. Luckily, she was very attractive and I’d probably have chosen her anyway. Tall, faintly blonde, perky tits, very pretty.
We got chatting and I told her I’d been a few times, so she just asked straight out if I wanted a blowjob! Took me a bit by surprise, so I just said “Yes please. Er, would you like a drink?”. This was see-through outfit day, so everything was on show, but she took her top off anyway. She had very suckable nipples but for some reason I felt a little self-conscious doing this in public, so just fondled them for a while.
This girl was far more direct than the others here, and she wasted little time in asking where I wanted the service.
There were only 2 other customers, and they were away on the other side of the room, so (with beer-induced bravery now partly restored ) I coyly asked if right there on the bar stool would be ok. I think she asked the bar-lady/mamasan, and assume it was ok because she grabbed one of those box-seats from somewhere, and sat down at just the right height.
She pulled my shorts down to my ankles and after the briefest cleanup (one towelette handed to her from the bar) she went to work. Good technique, good speed, had a tongue action similar to my big-boobs girl at Excite.
Rather than just get carried away in the moment, I thought I’d try to calmly review my situation and surroundings. Take it all in, as it were. I’m sitting at a bar enjoying a cold beer. The two ladies behind the bar are chatting and smiling at me, and asking where I’m from, and if I’m ok, and do I want another beer. Usual Pattaya bar small talk. And yet down below, a very lovely young girl has my cock in her mouth with the sole purpose of making me cum in it!
One can reflect on how debauched this is when one can no longer afford it. In the meantime, crikey this felt good!
I was actually having a conversation with one of the bar ladies when she leant over the bar to get a better look. I found the whole situation extremely horny and it wasn’t long before I was approaching the point of no return. This must have been evident in my expression because the bar girl said something like “come on, come on”, and held my hand. I was looking into her eyes as I came and she gave a little giggle, and went straight back to cleaning the glasses! Wonderful :)
My girl seemed to take forever to clean me up, but that was probably because (now that the lust-cloud was dispersing) I suddenly felt rather exposed. She helped pull my shorts up, and left me alone for a few minutes. By the time she came back I was ready to go. I gave her a big kiss (now very minty), and went on my way.
I have to say the experience here gets better and better. I feel more relaxed and confident and safe. I find there’s a natural tendency to take things further or try new things each time.
And I’m sure BDLP is going to help me with that! :)
Thanks for the detailed report Jon. That sort of experience is what made me love Pattaya years ago. It’s not as common these days. But as your write up shows it does still exist. Cheers!
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I last visited Bar de la Poste a couple of weeks back. I am extremely sorry to say that since my last post for December, BDLP has gone from bad to worse. After my Christmas break, I returned to a place stripped of any “talent”. The once gorgeous, friendly girls had been replaced by early middle-aged ladies, whilst keen, were simply not the standard I remember.
What the hell happened?
I went back 3 or 4 times in as many weeks, only to be fawned over by the same tired ladies each time.
Yesterday, I decide to give it one last time, hoping to be greeted with the same hearty welcome and bevy of beauties of old.
But it’s closed for renovation. Or something. It’s closed and there are builders there.
I can only hope it reopens with the same criteria that made me fall in lust with it in the first place!
Thanks for the report. It was open the last time I visited. Though the staff seemed to change from one day to the next. Cheers.
I visited here twice this month and it’s awesome.
I walked in thinking it was some bullshit bar for old dudes like the german and english bars you see in jomtien. I was greeted by decent looking girls and took a seat at the bar. it looks like a bar from old mexico inside. i was greeted by an OLD bar girl who wasn’t wearing any panties and she let me touch her cooter lips so i bought her a drink. After about 5 minutes of joking she offered to boom boom and i joked and said “sure, how about on the floor” and she replied “ok!”. I couldn’t believe what i was hearing. This place was just what i was looking for for. So after she finished her drinks she wen’t back with the other girls and out came a tight bodied dark skinned babe who i decided to screw. I paid her bar fine and girl fee and we went to the back booth with the curtain. I fuken got butt naked in the bar and she did too. we left the curtain open and watched the girls play pool while we we’re having sex doggystyle in front of them. While i was pounding her out in the open, i locked eyes with one that was beautiful. we stared at eachother while i screwed the dark skin girl. it was fuken hot, so hot i blew my you know what and the dark skin girl moaned hard. we got dressed and went to the bar to get a drink. that was my first excursion into public sex and it was amazing !
Thanks for the detailed report David. Cheers!
Hi
Around a couple of months ago and after a lengthy hiatus I decided to give the place another go. As mentioned by David, there is now a pool table. It’s situated on the right side where the customer seating area was. There’s also another booth behind it. The other change is that the price is now 700 baht for a blowjob. Still reasonable but…
As before, girls kept approaching me before I’d even taken my first sip. The quality had only marginally improved. I kept saying “no thanks”, they kept on coming. Eventually a girl with large boobs caught my attention so I just waited for her to pay a visit. When she did i immediately got that “twitch” down below, so bought her a drink. Her English was atrocious! Thank goodness for google translate
I was seated on a bar stool on the left side of the bar, and at this point I was the only customer. I asked for a blowjob, and she told me the price of the booths. I half-joking asked if we could stay where we were and after a brief look around the bar she reached up under my shorts, exposed my cock, and put it in her mouth! One of the other girls came over and said something to her. She stopped and walked off. Errr… I swivelled my chair around to face the pool table looking for an answer. The same girl came over and told me it was my lady’s first day and she didn’t know the routine.
She came back with her bag of things, pulled my shorts completely off, cleaned me up and resumed her work.
She just squatted down and got on with it! Apart from stopping a few times to wipe away her own drool, it was pretty impressive. I absolutely love this arrangement. Getting a pretty good bj from a lovely girl while watching girls bending over a pool table – and occasionally watching us – is awesome.
Needless to say, it was over before I knew it.
One of the other girls applauded but I wasn’t sure if it was for me or the girl
A few weeks back I returned but this lady had already left. Went to Soi 6 apparently.
Even before I sat down I noticed a very pretty, tall, slim girl, so when the first older lady approached me to ask if I wanted company I pointed her out. She came over and we went through the usual routine. This time there were a couple of loud northern English types so a repeat public exhibition was out of the question! We went to the new booth behind the pool table and, even though this was just a bj, she got naked. A very lovely tight figure. I half-wanted to change to full sex but I want a bed and a mirror for that. She straddled me for a while and started kissing me. I don’t usually do this in bj bars, but it was quite early and it was her first day back for a month.
And she was an excellent kisser.
Eventually, she slid down and worked on my cock. Actually just the head. One hand was stroking me, the other was gently cupping my balls, and her tongue was trying to get inside my tip. I felt myself building very quickly so I stopped her and we started kissing again. She was so good and sweetly pattionate we just stayed like that until I came over her small boobs. She cleaned both of us up and then sat next to me with her head on my lap. I admired her back tattoos for a while until she (almost) reluctantly got dressed, and we left the booth.
Both visits were good and slightly different to the norm, so I’ll continue to return if that prevails.
Thank you for the very detailed report Jon. I appreciate it and I am sure the readers do too. Cheers!
Outstanding report! I couldn’t do the public event unless it was empty of other customers. I like the applause detail, one of this tiny Thai-specific things that keeps us returning.
on the Web pages that I clicked to get on this post was a photo of a bar with cut outs and curtains in stool seat area which bar is that photo in????
Hi. It sounds like you are talking about The Pump Station. Unfortunately that unique seating area was ripped out many years ago.