Analisa is a unique erotic parlor in Bangkok with a good reputation among the men who visit these kinds of places. I announced my mission to review every massage parlor in Bangkok some time ago. With this review I am coming a little closer to fulfilling that dream.
Analisa Massage parlor is a massage parlor that has relocated a few times. Its current location is perhaps the easiest to find and most accessible. The parlor is located in the middle of the first alley to the right on Ratchadaphisek Road just south of the intersection with Sukhumvit Road. It is just a minute or two away from the Asok BTS Station, the Sukhumvit MRT Station, and the massive Terminal 21 shopping mall. They also maintain an interactive google map on their website for anyone unable to follow the simple written directions they provide.
Analisa is not exactly a standard oily massage parlor. What I mean by that is that all of the standard options are not available. In most Bangkok oilies full service is the name of the game. As far as I can tell that’s not available at Analisa but a full range of other exotic services are. One of those services is prostate massage and I have a deep suspicion that the name of the shop is in fact a play on that. Just look at it. Anal is a Massage. Then again I’m not the kind of guy who looks for secret messages in his alphabet soup or plays records backwards trying to hear subliminal commands from Satan so maybe someone with the unfortunate name of Analisa was the inspiration.
Beyond prostate massage which is probably a lot like the thumb plumb done at Akane Chidlom the shop also offers prostate massage by equipment (probably a soft rubber implement), body to body oil massage, four hand massage, oil massage delivered by foot, testicle massage, tantric massage and “kinky massage”.
Prices start at a standard 500 baht ($16 USD) for a regular oil massage and go up to 2,500 baht ($76) for an hour of tantric massage. Other services fall somewhere between the two extremes. Of course the women also require a tip to perform their services. The standard 500 baht covers hand service though I must admit that even I don’t really know what the proper tip is for an hour of pegging by plastic pecker.
I’m sure there are plenty of people interested in all the different options, which certainly must fill a niche. I can only speak about the shop, the staff, and the standard massages. That’s not to say that I’m not intrigued by at least some of what’s on offer. It’s just that I can’t do much reviewing of things I have little knowledge or experience with.
The Analisa shop is large and clean. They have a full downstairs area where regular foot massages can be done along with many more private rooms. The current location is open and well lit. It looks like a legitimate and standard massage parlor even though all sorts of services are available above the normal shoulder rubs and leg stretching available at most Thai massage places.
After choosing a service customers are usually led upstairs to the private rooms where they can shower off. Customers are usually assigned the lady “next in line” unless they specifically ask that they be allowed to chose a lady or two themselves. The mamasan at Analisa is helpful and kind to customers but she’s not always in the shop. When she isn’t a younger cashier who is attractive and nice but little help otherwise takes her place.
The women who work at Analisa Massage are for the most part pretty attractive. There are pictures of some of the women on the website but there are others who are not pictured. The pictures that do exist are very accurate. There’s no skin whitening or photoshop airbrushing that I can tell. Ann looks the same in person as she does in the pictures of her on the site as do Nana and Soday. It’s tough to know exactly how many women work there as new gals can be seen coming in and out all the time when one sits in the little lobby setting up a session.
Sessions are performed in rooms that are large and clean enough to fit the bill. There’s nothing necessarily special about the quarters but there’s nothing negative that stands out about them either. The women who work at Analisa always seem to at least try to deliver a “real massage” before they perform any extra services though its debatable whether or not they are any good at it. Certainly the time they spend delivering the rub down is more than what customers get at most wham-bam oilies but they can’t compare with a place like Thonglor 2 when it comes to massage.
The extras themselves are about what one could expect, at least in regards to the regular stuff. Again I can’t speak to some of the more exotic services. If I ever do gather more info I’ll be sure to report it here but for now all I can say is that those who shell out for a “happy massage” will most likely leave the place happy.
The service providers at Analisa are a warm and happy bunch who like to have fun. At the same time they can be shy and even demure in certain situations. People change from day to day and in interactions with different people. The phrase your mileage may vary has been repeated on this site and the internet at large countless times for exactly that reason.
Analisa is more than an average massage parlor. Although it offers normal massages it also goes above and beyond in terms of providing all sorts of other services that surely must scratch the itch of many. It has remained a popular place even after relocating. Surely the cheerful and enthusiastic staff has a lot to do with that. Four stars.
Note: Analisa Massage has relocated to the Nana Analisa branch on Soi 6.
| Address: | 6/12 Sukhumvit Rd, Klong Toei, Bangkok, Thailand (Map) |
| Phone: | +66 087-010-1380 |
| Hours: | 10:00 AM - 12:30 AM |
| Website: | https://www.analisamassage.com |
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Hi thanks for clear informative review. Have tried massage here and indeed seems to cater to variety of tastes but I can also say the standard services are all available. The line up though indeed nice enough ladies seemed a bit…weathered. On that note any idea where the nicest looking gals work? I refer only to looks, understanding it may not in fact likely will not reflect service or abilities…Just wondering about your experienced thoughts on this.
Thanks for the comment. Overall I’d say A Touch of Class has the best looking staff on average of the oilies I’ve seen in Bangkok. I have a review of the place coming up. Cheers.
Hi regarding your comment on A touch of class. Have been there once, tempted by their website and supposed “a bit different” attitude. Possibly I hit a bad day (raining, 16:00) but the experience was overall one of the poorest. Three girls were available, one of which was a “looker”. But that was all she was. It seemed like it was her first time. She spoke zero I mean zero English. Skills were abhorring and basically put me of that place forever. The attitude in the lobby was of indifference before heading up, and afterwards I was left on my own to go downstairs and leave. It felt that I was the wrong ] person at the wrong place, similar to how I have felt when accidentally going to a place that caters only to a specific ethnicity and all others not welcome.
Your assessment sounds pretty fair to me. I was asked where the “nicest looking gals work” and in my opinion the answer is A Touch of Class. That doesn’t mean they’re number one at customer service, performance or anything else. It just means they generally have the most attractive gals of any Bangkok oily massage parlor in my opinion. Cheers.
I had the 4 hands massage with blowjob on the glory hole table.
Blowjob was covered, and the 2nd person didn’t really do much.
I was asked to flip over after a while, and I received the best handjob I’ve ever had.
Followed by a very relaxing massage.
Girls were ok looking, nothing to phone home about.
Would recommend.
Thanks for the report. Cheers.
Across the street from Analisa is a sister joint called tantra massage. Different girls, but they combine the Analisa PM with feathers, full nudity, and in my case, some girl on girl action while I was getting worked on. They seemed to like each other a lot, but never neglected my needs. FS is on offer which I will go back for at some point. An outcall is generally only 500 baht extra which is a deal because let’s be honest, soi 22 is not terribly convenient.
I know the two shops are related as is one or two more. I will try to check them out if I get the chance. Thanks for the report.
Hi I am Mohammed of Oman want body massage session with a body in my hotel room and I am ready for all costs
Though I haven’t been to Analisa Massage, I did order a regular 90-minute full body oil massage one night, down on one of the Thai islands that turned out to be the best, most memorable massage of my life.
Attractive and about 40 years old, she was a skilled masseur, but it was nothing out of the ordinary to begin with. I had never had erotic massage, and wasn’t really expecting one on this night, though it did feel nice to be completely exposed to her and feeling her body next to me and her hands on me. Occasionally, when working a nearby area, she would give my dick a wiggle, and giggle or say “hello” in a soft, playful voice.
What made the evening great was the lengthy and detailed attention she gave to my balls, and particularly to my scrotum. She stretched the skin and kneaded every centimeter many, many times over, and also gave similar therapeutic attention to the rest of my crotch and the inner workings of my penis as well. It was so damn nurturing and comforting, I cannot explain it. I don’t know where she learned to touch a man like that, but it was nothing short of brilliant. I’ve often wished this type of massage was frequently available around the world, and I do think it is an extremely valuable service, one which in itself is not necessarily erotic or kinky. Just genuine touch therapy, if that make any sense. I certainly wish I could have had that particular service a few more times; it’s good for the soul.
SO, if Analisa’s “testicle massage” is anything like that, I tell you, you must try it. Now, it might not scratch your particular itch, if you are looking for a sexual experience, but those can be had any day. OTOH, I’m the kind of guy that if a girl is willing to put one of my nuts in her mouth and suck on it, she’s welcome to do that all day long, so a “testicle massage” sounds to me like something I’d enjoy either way.
Full disclosure: During the lengthy rub down I mentioned above, I did get hard at one point and gestured that I would like her to give me a BJ. She declined, but agreed to a hand job, while indicating that I needed to be quiet and not get us discovered. Happy as it was, the ending was not the best part of massage. She later booked me to come back the following evening where she would service me in a private room, where she said that we could “do it” (full service). Fool that I am, I never went back, off chasing young Western girls on holiday.
Should have mentioned that the above incident took place over a decade ago.
Thanks for the comment. Cheers!
Probably it was your first prostate massage and it was surely good. But this kind of massage is not very common anywhere in the world. I personally had the same feeling it was the best at my first time. Later, I had a plenty of prostate massages later and anyone who gave “special attentions” to the area was all good. I had many more and now I am not happy with just good massages on the part as I am looking for someone who is attractive and able to do more than HJ. Cheers!!
I was on my way to Annalissa massage today in soi 22 because of all the positive reviews and great things I’ve heard but I actually came across another shop called MISS BJ Massage way before getting to Annalisa. I went to check this place out and my god were all the ladies beautiful here. No ugly ones to be found and their menu set up was great. They had a breakdown of everything the lady can do and they had 30 minute prices and 1 hour which includes massage. Let me tell you that I’ve been to many places in BKK and their full service option for 30 minutes was 1500 baht or (45 USD) which is the cheapest for sex I have seen anywhere. Now talk about the best bang for your buck. There rooms are quite nice and they seem to be themed rooms. I got the VIP and it was set up like I was in Japan. The room was big and had a couch and a bed. The service was superb. They do an amazing ball massage to get you started. Everyone was friendly and everyone there spoke English. So about 5 hours later I actually ended making my way to Annalisa and they had about 4 girls on staff. The lady incharge told me that not everyone can do full service. The problem I had with that is that the only pretty girl there didnt do that so I just left. Maybe I came at a bad time but Miss BJ Massage didnt seem to have that problem. Been going their for the past 3 days now. :)
Thanks for the report. Cheers.
Wow this is a new place! Sounds like a better deal than Analisa. Is BBBJ CIM standard as well?
Well they give you a list of what they can do. It is a huge list of like 20 things. It will say if they do BBBJ and if thats what your looking for then choose the girl that does that. Also It says if they do CIM. From my experience Ive been able to do CIM all the time but I think it depends if the girl likes you. If she doesnt like you she might want a little extra. But the list does say if they do or not. You should discuss downstairs with her and the lady in charge there
Thanks Ben!! I think I saw the menu but they showed me the one in Japanese and I didn’t look at the English version carefully!! There was a real hot girl at Analisa but I wasn’t sure to discuss. Maybe she said didn’t do that. I forgot her name but she was never seen around again. Also, I didn’t have enough cash that time!!
Went to analisa today. I’ve been there before and had a reasonable time there but today was bad. They have this old frail looking woman there who was just pushing their 2 hour tantra massage for 2600 baht. And she said only 1 girl can do everything. She was not nice looking at all. I said aren’t there any other girls. She said yet but she can do everything. I said can she prolong my orgasm. She said oh that’s tease and denial. 2600 baht. And this horrible girl can do it all. I said I just want a long handjob! Yes she can do. I said I don’t like her I’m leaving. Then another girl tried to force me to stay. I said no. When I asked for other girlw this mama’s an said only this girl. The times I have been there the pm has been average. For most guys it’s their first pm so they think it’s awesome. I’ve had a lot better. I headed to addict massage and got a hot looking chick to do the same thing. And boy could she prolong my orgasm! She was stunning and so accommodating. I could have had full service but I wasn’t in the mood. Thanks man your reviews are honest and very helpful. Can tell they are not sponsored like others
Thanks for the detailed comments. Cheers.
Is there any cleaning done before the masseuse works on the back door? Like an enema, because otherwise it seems like it could get messy.
Also, are you sure you need to tip separately? Some of the prices on the website seem too high to not be all-inclusive. Some options even explicitly mention BJ, FS, and even “”finished”. It seems odd if that is something you need to negotiate with the masseuse.
The review was accurate when it was written two years ago. As you might imagine companies do update their websites and change things from time to time. The prices on the current incarnation of the site seem to be all inclusive. Cheers.
My experience at Analisa was the worst massage experience of my life, and I’ve done these before. If you choose to go this shit hole (pun intended), don’t even think about choosing Lydea. I jerked myself off at the end because she couldn’t even make me cum, and I’ve cum from other massages every time. I purchased the tantra massage and it was awful – 2300 bhat. Every single part of the massage was bad: the oil massage, the HJ, the BJ, and the prostate massage.
The oil massage felt like a newborn baby was touching me…no force nothing.. so soft I could barely feel anything…as if a pillow was on me. Not at all refreshing.
At Annalisa, they don’t even give you a real BJ…they put a condom on your dick so that you can’t feel anything and then they blow you for 30 seconds…and their mouth doesn’t go lower than the tip. They do that so that they can check the box.
The prostate massage was absolutely horrendous. This chick had no fucking clue what she was doing. Literally was finger blasting my virgin anus instead of gradually massaging me. She did it for a minute, and then realized that I was clenching so hard her finger couldn’t fit. I think I might have bled. What the fuck?
As for the HJ, I thought this would be where I came at least. Nope. She was tugging my dick like it was a door knob. She asks me “are you going to finish?” I respond “I’m trying.” I end up telling her to stop and I jerk myself off. I shouldn’t have done that.
I asked for some kind of refund, however small, as a gesture of professionalism. They refused. They said next time I come back I can get a discount. DON’T go here – there are so many places in Bangkok where you can be satisfied. Why settle and overpay for a shitty overall experience.
Thanks for the report. Cheers.
“felt like a newborn baby was touching me” hahaha
I had a similar experience.
Stay far away. Girl had zero skills. Wouldn’t listen at all and insisted on doing how she wanted no what stimulated me. In fact just the opposite, anytime said something was good she immediately stopped and started doing something else. Fucking idiot. Sorry but having nuru gel squirted all over my chest and nipple rubbed isn’t a turn on. Why do I have to repeat 20 fucking times and she is still trying to do it? Plus I have places to go and don’t want to be covered in sticky gel all day.
BJ apparently means two licks and a kiss of the dick head only. Done.
Analisa Massage relocated on Sukhumvit 6. No more at Sukhumvit 22. Welcome to our place on Sukhumvit 6.
Bigger place, clean room with shower and toilet inside.
Visit our website: http://www.analisamassage.com
hey. i want to try. any details for package analisa have?
I’ve written most of what I know in this report. I believe Analisa lists their services and prices on their website. Cheers.
Can you recommend something similar to analisa in pattaya?
I found Analisa off Soi 6 by chance while walking around on my own. They had a 60 minute, 4 hands option for 3500 baht. Girls visible from outside looked nice. The head turner for me had a sign up saying “Glory Hole” (they really mean milking table). I’ve never been on one of those before so I figured it was worth exploring as long as I could choose who’s on the other side.
The receptionist is very friendly and talks customers through the available options quite explicitly. The menu didn’t seem to include any full service option but the website FAQ suggests otherwise so make your own inquiries. They highlight in both their menu and on the website that BJ’s are with condom. So if you prefer BBBJ, this probably isn’t the right place for you. You can pick the girls either from photos or by line up.
My massage started off with the usual – I was sent to shower while the girls prepared the room. The girls both got naked and I laid face down. Generous amounts of oil were applied and they began a typical 4 hands massage to my legs while standing. Lots of sack and ball rubbing in this position. After a few minutes, one climbed up on the table and began doing a body-2-body oily. As a long time soapy fan, I find this to be one of the greatest sensations and it is the reason that keeps bringing me back to Thailand.
I was enjoying imaging the shape of the nipples that were raking over my back and I lost track of the second girl for a moment. Her whereabouts were eventually rediscovered when I felt her begin to rub my shaft below the table. She then proceeded to demonstrate why its called a milking table. She used only hands, but it felt amazing and for just few moments, that slimy wonderful body massage from the top girl actually felt like a distraction as I wanted to concentrate on every sensation below.
I lost track of time but probably sooner than later, the two girls switched places. Again, a body to body massage on top (best feature of this one was a brilly patch of pubic hair -love that! ) and oily hand job down below. It was hands only, but I liked how this girl used hers. After a few minutes , I figured out that the milking table hole allowed me to roll my hips which add to the fun. Between my hip trusts and the pulsing pressures of her finger tips, the girl below and I established a wonderful rhythm. It probably made the ride a bit challenging for the girl on top but she hung in there until I eventually blew my load and went to heaven.
They offered a second pop but I’m usually only good for one so we just finished up with a slow relaxing 4 hand massage back up on the top (girls standing).
Personally, for me, this was an amazing experience, up there with my first soapy (bless you Om) 20 years ago. I usually hate the flat top table massages and hand jobs have never been my thing. But the milking table adds a whole new element (pun intended).
I can tell you one of the girl’s name was Patti , or perhaps Patty, not sure of the spelling, (she was the second one underneath) and I imagine with her hands and fingertips, she’d be an excellent choice for a prostrate massage but as always, YMMV. I didn’t catch the first girl’s name.
I would love to hear about other massage locations around Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket (or Macau/HK/ Shanghai,etc) that offer a milking table. So if you know of any, please share.
Thanks for the very detailed report. I first found Analisa years ago when it was located on Soi 22 and the name on the sign looked like it spelled “Anal Is A”. At the time I think they were best known for prostate massage but I can’t be sure. They have developed a lot of other services over the years! The two lady setup you describe in the was you describe it sounds quite alluring! I am not aware of any milking table setups in any of the places you mentioned or in fact any other places at all outside of porn. That seems like the kind of thing BarBar might have but I don’t recall seeing it there. There is a sauna in Macau with a Y shaped “frog table” that allows customers to spread their legs wide so that their service providers can get a real go at rimming. Cheers.
I’ve visited Analisa several times over the years – starting from when they were located off soi 22, through to their current soi 6 location.
Over the years, I’ve had fantastic sessions, and I’ve had so-so sessions, but none that were actually “bad” per se.
To my understanding, Analisa fills a niche market – prostate massage, pegging, fisting, golden showers, dom/sub play, light bdsm. Especially for activities like fisting and cbt, sure lots of places will do it if you ask for it, the girls at Analisa actually know the correct way to do them. For most people it’d be either a love it or hate it thing. Or for a few like me, it’s an occasional itch that needs scratching.
From my experience, I’ve never had a girl ask for a tip. As for choosing which girl you want, the easiest way to do so is to book her beforehand – If you just rock up, then chances are there will really only be 1 or 2 available in the shop at the time.
From my understanding, full service is included in a tantric massage – not 100% sure though, never asked, as that’s not what I go there for … For a good FS (or BBBJ) “massage”, I usually go to either cherry (soi 26/1) or mango (soi 24). Plenty of places to get FS in bkk. Heck, plenty of places to get BBBJ in bkk- Just skip the massage altogether and go to Lolitas (soi 8). But for those times when you’ve got an itch for something a bit kinkier, then Analisa is where you go … At least, it’s where I go. :)
But as always with anything of this nature, YMMV.
Thanks for the very considered comment Andy. It rings true. Cheers.
Agree completely with Andy. I was a patron from their days on Soi 22, feeling like I was in on the ground floor of their blossoming business model (double entendres intended for those who enjoy the backdoor digit). One of my earlier experiences was arranging ahead of time for Gik, my favorite gal, rocking up to their doorstep at 11am and finding the place shuttered. Being courted by the ladies from neighboring shops, finally Gik arrived in the back of a moto taxi, in all her compact 5’0” glory.
In the early days they battled the competition from across the alley by saying “we are the originals” and I knew this was indeed an itch many other mongers were eager to have scratched. So then Analisa bought out the competition!
Never had FS there, but I’m sure their services have adapted to the needs of the market. It was always prostate massage and covered BJ. One time with two girls involved a feather on a wand and lots of kissing and sucking. Heaven!
Thanks for the report. Cheers.
Like the other posters, I’ve been a long term customer of Analisa and had many good sessions at the 22 branch. Sadly the Soi 6 branch didn’t have the private rooms and both the girls and myself couldn’t relax as much as before when its just a curtain between you and the next guy. On my last visit it was a semi private room, but there were still people wandering past the curtain regularly to use the shower room. In a normal massage session its not something that bothers me, but its hard to have a ‘Tantric’ massage with so much going on around you.
As for full service, some girls offer it, but not all so you need to ask. I’ve had a couple of sessions where it was expected (or paid for) where it has gone that way, but as Andy said, there are so many other places to go if you’re looking for FS and its not what Analisa customers go there for.
But thankfully Analisa has just moved again and they are now very close to the Asoke junction. I haven’t been yet, but they are saying they have private rooms all with showers. Hopefully it will be back to their old standard.
Thanks for the comment Loz. Cheers.
If you want a really proper tantric massage, no FS or even oral but really mind blowing two hours of great massage and suspended tantric orgasm, there’s a freelancer on CL who is outstanding. She’s probably in her 40s, has a flawless body and gets fully nude, but no chance for FS. She’s also a good conversationalist and proud of her claim that what she offers is “better than sex”. I’m inclined to agree, and have her Line ID.
Hi Jack. What’s CL? I haven’t yet had my coffee and my brain is failing me at the moment.
Most likely Craigslist. Cheers.
Hey there people, I’m a common goer to Analise, its become a really good a shop, they have changed a lot of things and trained their staff well, pretty sure most of you guys went to Analise during Soi 22 where the girls looked mediocre trust me i know this but since they have moved twice service has customer care as improved.
I see most of you dissatisfied with the service there also the more times you go, you start to understand who’s best for what and emailing them before hand is also a good thing to do rather than reading reviews online and going in. Now they have renovated and made sure everything is above and beyond I have probably had 1 bad experience at Analise which was during 2017 mid ish and after that I stayed away from that girl for PM.
Regarding blowjob recently in 2018 most oil palors stopped doing blow back bj’s for whatever reasons places like exotic massage who were doing it last year have now stopped same goes for honey bee and passion massage on the alley way in soi 22. Therefore if you want a blow back bj you best bet is going to a blowjob bar recommendation is Lolita’s on soi 8 or Kaslong .
Last but thing I’m going to add in is that Analise have recently expanded, to one in nana which is their old place but now they put some girls there and all the good looking/good service is at the main branch on Asoke. Something to keep in mind is that with their new expansion they have added some new girls or girls that have worked at other parlors before to their shop meaning these girls service I cannot assure that would be great so if you want to know who’s my recommendation, do email me or ask in the thread I’ll be sure to check it and answer and questions.
Take the review with a grain of salt, If you go into Analise like a rude cunt you will be treated badly, front lady who wears a hijab is a very accommodating lady so be sure to be a nice if you want to be treated nicely and last thing is that these people aren’t pushy, if you want a specific girl for the specific service email them or book with them so YOU GET WHAT you want.
Thanks for the detailed comment. Cheers.
Was wondering if anyone has been to Sensual massage on soi 22? and if so have any reviews to share? wanted to get some ideas before going in.
I have a review of that shop on the way. It should be online soon. Cheers.
I wanted to compare notes of your experiences and mine see how much different they are, if you could i would love to email and discuss shortly abt differences, got a lot of extras without paying
My review will be online soon. Cheers.
Guys! Avoid this place at all costs. Just went here and the girl I was given simply did not know what the hell she was doing or how to provide service. The girl literally thought knifing my balls with her long nails was something a man would enjoy. I’m still in pain! And she kept on doing it after I yelped. I called the mamasan right after the session explaining how terrible the service was and she started to yell saying she provides good service! LOL. HTF does she know and doesnt the customer feedback count?!? I know this place may be a sponsor to this site but based on extremely poor quality and a bitch for Mamasan, I don’t see this place lasting. While I was walking out another guy while walked out pissed. You’ve been warned.
Thanks for the comment. Cheers.
Hey Rockit, just came back from the place, the shop has been renamed as TANTRA II but the same story still happen between the wall. The place still focus on tantric option (hence the shop name is even more explicit..).
Decent session with Mikko by the way, a bit robotic but friendly and good enough English to communicate.
Overall selection at 1pm wasn’t too good. 5 gals for full service, all in their early/mid 30’s and not really attractive. Cheers
Thanks for the up to date reporting Peter. As a note of clarification I believe Tantra II is on Soi 6 while the shop under review here is located on Asok. Cheers!
And by the way, you’ll have to top up +/- 10 years from the age announced on the website. Don’t want to mention her name bit my service provider today told me she’s 35 yo while she’s ‘advertised’ as being 26..
Thanks for the report. Cheers.