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Do real women smell dirty?

Do real women smell dirty? What a question to ask. But hear me out. This question comes out of a Youtube video with tens of thousands of views. More importantly it is simply an repetition of what has become a mantra among certain men and even women.

I have also been intrigued by the fascination of 2D drawings of women in Japan. And now that anime and manga have spread in popularity we could even say the world. People have been drawing things since humans first learned to rub a sharp stone against a cave wall. Drawings in Japan in particular go back thousands of years.

Manga and anime don’t have such a long history. But they too have been around for quite a while. They really took off with the Japanese economic boom of the 1980’s. That is also when Japanese cartoons started spreading around the world. Though it is only in recent years that I have seen such widespread acceptance of the media. Today the internet is filled with it.

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Along with all the fans of anime and manga are those who praise the “perfection” of 2D illustrations. While some people joke about having a superior 2D waifu others seem to be serious about it. Or as least as serious one can get about marrying a fictional character without stepping into the realm of pure delusion.

It goes beyond reading comic books or watching cartoons. In Japan there are entire stores filled with accessories for guys who want to go the extra step. These days it is not just limited to the land of the rising sun either. Kanojo Toys carries pillow cases covered with anime drawings for lonely men to cuddle. If I was going to go that route I would probably opt for the oppai breast pillows. But to be honest I would rather be in bed with a real woman. Or alone.

Don’t get me wrong. I am certainly not opposed to going to town with a Japanese onahole. They can be a lot of fun. I am quite sure the full size Japanese sex dolls are fun to play with too. Even if they are thousands of dollars. And they fill a need too. For guys who for whatever reason can’t get intimate with a real women it is nice to know there are options. I am sure an 85 year old shut in on some dead end road in the Northern Territories would rather have a full size sex doll than just his hand to fuck.

That brings me to my point. I recently stumbled across a video featuring world champion wanker Masanobu Sato. The unrepentant chronic masturbator became world famous after beating out the competition by beating off for a whopping 9 hours and 33 minutes straight without ejaculating or losing his hard on. In a video interview he explained that he starts every morning by jacking off for a solid 2 hours while his girlfriend cooks and cleans. She says she doesn’t mind as it is just his hobby.

Now I am not one to judge. I’ve sacrificed hours and at this point probably weeks of my life to wanking. But why doesn’t he fuck his girlfriend instead? After all she is right there in the small Japanese apartment making noodles while he strokes off into his Tenga cup. According to the couple her sex drive is not as high as his. And she doesn’t want to be just a pleasure vessel for him. Fair enough. But is there more to it than that?

Later in the short video the wanking world champ visits one of his favorite sex toy stores. It looks a lot like Love Merci in Tokyo. But I can’t be sure. Anyway he says he gets bored quickly so he needs variety. Then he pulls out a hentai manga video from the shelf. This is where it gets really interesting. He waxes philosophical about why he wanks to cartoons. According to monsieur Masanobu Sato:

“A real female of course smells dirty.”

In a typically indirect Japanese way he then goes on to say “of course because it is a human being, it has lots of things”.

What things? A vagina and an anus? And why do they smell dirty? Aren’t they maintained with general hygiene? Does his restroom not have an exhaust fan? What gives?

Sure this could just be the musings of a masturbatory madman. Yet this is a real idea floating around among certain sections of the population.

Without getting to deep into things I believe this can be traced to the growing isolation between people. This was occurring even before the pandemic. Now things have only gotten worse.

I am a big fan and consumer of porn. But if a man’s only exposure to nude women came through a screen I could see how he might be shocked to find that real women have things like armpits and feet. And that they need to shower and change their clothes like everyone else if they do not want to stink.

Now that men are becoming less interested in sex this seems to be an even more common refrain. I find it odd and nearly inexplicable. After all what could be more alluring than the scent of a woman?

I don’t think the sky is falling though. Especially since the aforementioned Kanojo Toys and other outlets like it markets whole lines of products around female pheromones. When used panties and products like Yawaman Hina Pee-Scented Love Juice Lubricant disappear from Japanese store shelves then I may start to worry.

4 thoughts on “Do real women smell dirty?”

  1. Toward the end of one successful military campaign, Napoleon sent an excited message to Josephine. He wrote: “Home in three days. Don’t bathe.”

    I would not ask that of any of my lady friends. Not my cup of tea.

  2. There’s a lot of positives to the natural smells of a woman, and in my case they usually trigger an arousal. Thai women respond better to mutual sniffing of the neck and behind the ears as they do to French kissing. What will often bring Junior down to his Tiny Tim self is if she is not smelling healthy down at the Y. There’s pussy musk and then there is bacteria rich skank.

    But you had me at world champion masturbator. Challenge accepted!

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