Analisa is a well known and popular erotic massage parlor in Bangkok. The place is located just a short distance from the Nana BTS Station which helps explains the name. Like the former Analisa Massage parlor in Asok, the shop specializes in sensual services that are difficult or even impossible to find elsewhere.
Everything from a basic happy ending to a kinky massage through a milking table is on offer here. Indeed Analisa Massage parlor bills itself as the number one tantra and tantric massage parlor in the city. Sensual massage, prostate massage and full service are on the menu too.
The Analisa Massage shop is easy to find yet rather discreet. The place is conveniently located just off one of the largest roads in all of Thailand. And it has clear signage on the store front not to mention the bevy of gals inside.
Yet the shop could easily be overlooked by those not seeking it out. In other words, it is unlikely that many would know what went on inside the shop simply by looking at the exterior. There’s nothing about the shop that screams “this is an erotic massage parlor”. For many visitors that is probably a positive.
Analisa Massage at Nana
As stated, the Analisa shop is quite easy to find. There are usually some gals hanging around outside to make things even easier. They’re a friendly and welcoming bunch who are always seem eager to work. Yet tho their credit they don’t resort to screaming at guys who are simply walking by.
Inside the shop has a nice big lobby. The female manager sits at the desk on the left side of the room. She is also friendly and quite capable of speaking English. She knows all of the services offered and is able to give a rundown and overview of the various offerings along with their prices.
Prices range depending on the service and duration. There are many options available that can be seen on the shop’s website. To put things into perspective, a one hour long sensual massage with a handjob at the shop is just 1000 Baht ($28 USD). A ninety minute tantra massage for a couple at the shop is 5000 ($144 USD). So there is quite a range.
There are plenty of rooms at Analisa Nana. They’re all big and well equipped for business. For example the quarters used for four hand happy ending massage contain a shower large enough for three people and a specially designed glory hole table. Those tables are quite something with cut outs in the middle that gives the masseuses access to the twig and berries even while the customer lays face down!
Staff and special services
There are always several women on staff at Analisa. As with any place that has a number of gals there is some variation in terms of age and looks. I have seen a lot of pretty faces at the shop in recent visits, which is frankly not always common at all Bangkok massage parlors anymore. That’s not to say every woman working the shop is a supermodel. But most guys would easily find a gal or two they found attractive on a visit.
Quite a few of the ladies who work at Analisa hail from the north of the country. Like many women from Chiang Mai they tend to have lighter skin. This is quite different from most Bangkok massage parlors where darker skinned women from the Isaan region are much more common.
Of course Analisa is most known for its kinky massage services. Those include but are not limited to tantra, yoni, couples massage, prostate massage, four handed massage, strap on play, and body to body massage. As you can clearly see, there are a whole host of options.
When it comes to the restaurant business, a thick menu with many meals can indicate an overall lack of quality. The kinky massage scene is something totally different. Analisa has gone out of its way to create a service for most every interest. They seem to do it all.
Somehow the ladies who work there have mastered all the various erotic arts. I guess that comes with practice. It definitely shows. Some of the gals on staff at Analisa have developed near legendary status when it comes to getting guys off. Four stars. 
Analisa. 17/3 Sukhumvit Soi 6, Bangkok, Thailand. Click here for a map. Open every day from 10:00 AM until 12:30 AM. Phone: +66 067-010-1380. Website: https://analisamassagebangkok.com/
I really enjoyed the table cutout when I went last year. Had my gal finish me with CBJ and she seemed surprised I didn’t want FS. The ministrations on my P spot just seemed tocall out for a mouth at the time…
Thanks for the report Jack. I remember you mentioning that you enjoyed the place a while back. Cheers.
Went this week and had a great time.
15+ girls available in the middle of the afternoon, not bad at all but it didn’t matter since I booked in advance a new girl called Ice not listed on the website but her pics were shared on LINE. And I didn’t regret! Wow… Amazing time. Super pretty, curves to die for, cute smile, excellent skills and great attitude from first to last minute. Also a fairly good English level allowing to communicate without issue. She managed to extra 2 shots out of me in not even an hour which doesn’t happen to me so often anymore! She then pushed for a 3rd round despite time of the session being already expired but I didn’t give it a try. Between the action she delivered a professional massage. 10/10 experience she’s just perfect! I will definitely repeat.
Thanks for the detailed report Mark. Ice sounds like a hard worker. Cheers.
Thanks! Have you come across any massage places that have sex toys (masturbators like onaholes / fleshlights etc.)? Analisa offers sex toy by hand as an add on for 200 baht but not sure if this is some sort of anal toy or a masturbator
I have only seen that in Japan. For example Tokyo Style has a course involving a Tenga sex toy. Cheers.
I’m male into MFF where girl-girl action is a must, the hardest part is how to communicate the lesbian play aspects. I’d rather not trial and error every last shop that mentions ‘kinky’ or ‘couples’ to find the right ones. Or maybe I should find a freelancer and bring her with me to a kinky massage shop for a couple session. Do any of your reports include useful info on how to source a genuine bi-girl 3 way mff, or at least how to communicate this clearly when asking the girls / shops?
There were a few places with dedicated bisexual and lesbian women on staff. Both Eden and the Devil’s Den come to mind. Alas both are now closed. It can still be found in certain shops but it is more of a special request that may not always end as expected. Cheers.
Get a pro and ask her to find a girl she would be comfortable to lick
I think this is a new location or a branch from the old Analisa? I found it while I was looking for Kasalon or Lolipop in the area!! There weren’t too many girls working in Setember in the low season. I didn’t do it because of CBJ but the mamasam and the girl spoke very good English and were eager to serve! Do they have any rimming service as well? Cheers!!
Yes. There were a few branches and an associated place called Tantra. But I believe this is the sole Analisa Massage in Bangkok today. If I recall rimming is offered with some services. But I can’t say with any certainty.
Are the prices all in or is there an expectation for tips afterwards? If so, how much is a regular tip?
I’m sure anyone in Thailand would appreciate a tip. But at Thai oily massage parlors like this the price is understood to be inclusive. Cheers.
I’ve enjoyed Analisa in the past, but one of the things I don’t like about it is its long menu of services. It feels prescribed to me and one time I felt like I had to choose all the activities we would engage in. I prefer the more organic Tulip or the now-closed Snow White where kinky ideas can develop spontaneously.
Thanks for the comment P. Cheers!
The original Analisa opened as a specialized provider of prostate massage. Simple menu, no worry about options, they knew what you were coming for. Only one or two rooms with as many girls, back in 2014ish I rolled up at their opening hour of 11am and had to get the mamasan on the Line to assure me the gal was on her way. An hour or more of oil massage play on a thin mattress on the floor, with the provider unclothing herself completely before snapping on a glove and expertly massage exterior and interior perineum before providing relief. Initially it was by hand alone, then gradually covered oral. Tantra massage opened up across the soi and they were competitors – the mamasan found out I had tried the other shop and admonished me, and only six months later while I was out of the country the business got so good Analisa bought out the competition, changed locales and started introducing the kinkier items that deviated from the original menu.
When I paint my masterpiece it will include research on how Analisa rode the wave of p pleasure and went from a one bed rub shack to a mini dynasty. Thai business acumen (no doubt with foreign investors) in a nutshell! It should be taught in business school.
I can second that, at least when I visited and it was located in a sub-soi to soi 22? A bit mechanical.
Regarding tip, in every transaction for this kind of activity, I would feel like a cheap charlie not giving a tip ( it dont have to be large), and the prospect of a tip is always an incentive for the service provider. Cheers.
Interesting visit to Analisa in a location near Nana Plaza. Picked a “low price” item from the current promotions. “Testicle massage and happy” for 900 THB was okay overall. The therapist was not very gentle which ends up a problem soon. Made out with her while she was stroking me, that kind of made up for the harshness. The course had nothing to do with a testicle massage but ended with satisfaction. Maybe the tantra or b2b services are really good, I would like to try these.
Thanks for the report Dave. Cheers!
I visited Analisa Massage on 13/7/2024 at 11am, and it’s the first time in my life that I’ve paid for a 1-hour massage and walked out after 15 minutes. Imagine you’ve just taken a fish out of a river, and it’s flapping around, desperate for one last breath. That was what my masseuse was doing on my back with her hands.
First, the left side of my back, flap-flap-flap, then the right side, flap-flap-flap. Then the left. Then the right.
Then, even though I was naked, she chose to put a towel over part of my legs and started just squeezing my legs a bit through the towel. At which point, I left. This didn’t even resemble a massage. She was a bit shocked, and offered me “other services” for free, if I lay down again. I refused.
I openly told the woman on reception, “This masseuse has had absolutely no training… she does not know how to massage at all. You could’ve taken anyone off the street, and they could’ve done a better massage.”
I wasn’t offered a refund or an alternative masseuse.
You’ve been warned. (Flap-flap-flap.)
Thank you for the report. I would note that most people don’t visit places like this for a legitimate massage. Cheers.