Don Quixote is an erotic massage parlor on Sukhumvit Soi 26 in Bangkok. It opened in the summer of 2019 and has already gained a good reputation. On most nights the place is busy with customers coming in and out. Yet it is not overcrowded.
There are now more massage parlors in Bangkok than I can keep track of. I have reviewed dozen of these sensual shops over the years. And I plan to continue. Don Quixote is more of an Asian-style massage parlor, which in part helps explain why it is notable in an otherwise crowded market.
Don Quixote massage on Soi 26
Don Quixote is located on the left side of Soi 26 when traveling from Sukhumvit Road. It is just a few hundred meters away from the main intersection. The shop is rather easy to find. It is somehow both discreet and glaringly obvious. There are several signs out front, and the words “nuru gel” even appear, but the windows are tinted and the entrance is back from the street.
Inside there is a large white lobby. It’s maintained by a multi-lingual Thai gal who warmly welcomes her customers. She also explains the services better than anyone I have seen in any shop of the kind in Thailand. She goes over the various services and prices, then pulls out a photobook filled with pictures of the women on staff.
Prices and services
As the managers shows each photograph, she points out things about the ladies. She might say “this woman is very good at back massage”. Or, “she has very big natural boobs”. Some may find this a little forward. But since it’s all quite honest I don’t think most would have any issue. It’s more of a informational thing a hard sell.
There are various types of sessions and rooms. The cheapest appointment lasts 40 minutes in a regular room. It costs 2000 Baht ($66 USD) and includes a handjob, blowjob and full service. A sixty minute session in a very large room with a big jacuzzi costs 2900 Baht ($96 USD). That includes one round of full service and another handjob happy ending. Other sessions are also available. Payment is required up front, which seems to be more common in Bangkok massage shops these days.
Women at Don Quixote
There are several women working at Don Quixote. As far as I can tell, they are all quite attractive. Many have had some augmentation, but there are a few who are all natural. Although the shop uses the photobook method of showing who is on staff, they are pretty honest. What you see is what you get, for the most part. In some cases, the ladies actually look much better in person. Many of the photos on the Don Quixote website are totally unedited too.
Of course the look over the ladies overall is skewed towards what East Asian customers tend to like. That means lots of light skinned ladies who are usually thin. I haven’t seen any brown Isaan women working at Don Quixote. Nor any old or overweight ladies, which are actually seen with some frequency in other nearby massage parlors these days.
Massage and happy endings
The rooms at the shop are quite nice. Unfortunately, some of them require quite a climb to reach as they are on the upper levels of the building. Still the air conditioners are new and functional. And everything else is clean and as it should be.
The ladies are of course the main draw. The vast majority seem to be experienced in the industry. They know how to take the lead. They also know their way around the male anatomy. Though they aren’t mechanical or clock watchers at all. In fact the manager will actually show some concern if a session ends before the time is out. So they clearly aim for customer satisfaction.
Don Quixote doesn’t follow the Japanese soapland mold. It is more like a Thai soapy massage parlor, yet on a smaller scale. There is a certain East Asian vibe that comes off too. Overall it is a nice shop with attractive and attentive ladies on staff. The prices are higher than the typical Thai oily massage parlor, but only slightly. Four stars. 
Don Quixote. Sukhumvit Soi 26, Bangkok, Thailand. Click here for a map. Open every day from 10:00 AM until 10:00 PM. Phone: +66 02-000-9965. Website: https://donquixote-bkk.com
Hi Rockit, thanks for this report. Quick question, is it possible to ask for a lineup rather than looking at photos?
I haven’t seen that offered. They seem to prefer the photo book method. Cheers.
Ok got it. Some of the girls on their website are hot.
From what I have seen the ladies on staff also look good in person. Cheers.
I’ll be sure to check it real soon. Thanks Rockit!
Cheers.
Is the service here offered like an actual good massage finished with a happy ending?
It’s more like a bit of a soapy massage followed by full service. Cheers.
Interesting I’ve driven passed that place before. Seems very discreet. I will certainly check it out.
Thanks for the comment. Cheers.
Walked in today. Tried to flick thru photobook but the guy manager (Japanese?) insisted I pick the service level first. I said I wanted to see what girls were available first. He then takes the photobook off the table I was sitting at and asked me again to pick what service I wanted. Obviously, I walked out immediately.
Thanks for the report Pete. Based on what I know the guy in the lobby was probably Korean. Cheers.
Went there to try something new. The girl i wanted from their photo book was not available so , the lady in charge ( the korean staff guy was there too and busy with other customers but, he was friendly and arranging) proposed to call all the available ladies to come around for me to chose from. It was a bit unsettling but i was curious so, in no time about half a dozen came along, it was kind of fun and i apreciated to see them for real. Was not an easy pick though because I realized that I don t really have the same taste as koreans or japanese for this trend of dollish made up faces , anyhow’ their bodies features were all very attractive indeed..I went for the most genuine smile and did not regret it as she did her best , although she was clearly not a seasoned pro and or used to service westerners. In the end i was happy to have chosen only the 2500 1 hour all inclusive package. The room was the regular bathtub ,perfectly ok and better that what you usually get in the area. A nice refreshing experience alltogether.
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Thanks for the detailed report Max. Cheers.
I visited this brand new venue last December.
Once you walk down soi 26 from Sukhumvit, it is on the left hand side and easy to spot.
Clientele seems oriented towards Japanese and Korean.
When I visited, there was a burly Korean in reception whose manner may come across as unfriendly but as I was there for the ladies, that did not bother me.
Choice was from a photo-catalogue poorly arranged. However, most of the girls looked young and good looking.
As I was interested in 3 or 4 who were all available, I asked if I could see them only to find out that in person they were even better!!
I chose what seemed the hottest of the lot and booked one hour.
I was given the usual bottle of water and off we went.
Rooms were standard size and clean.
Considering the entrance to the venue, they were unremarkable in their layout.
I was looking forward to my experience but once in the room, the service provider was lazy and a complete star fish. It was so memorable that I had forgotten her name five minutes after I had left :)
That can happen at times but my below par experience should not deter you from visiting at least once.
Rockit – thank you as always and also a suggestion. Could you please include a photo of the front entrance when uploading your reviews? Cheers.
Thanks for the detailed report. The pictures I post depend on any number of factors. At times I do post pictures of exteriors. Ultimately this website is not a guide. It’s only written for entertainment and I don’t recommend anything. So the pictures are simply there to help paint a picture. Cheers.
Anyway to avoid that Korean dude? He hardly understands English and Iv believe his only there to serve other Asians, The Thai girl mamasan is so much better.
I have seen the owner inside but never spoke with him. Cheers.
Yeah that korean guy is a bit weird. The thai mamasan is super nice. I usually give her a high five when i go in. Yes you can order a lineup. I bring my homies there and we usually pick from the line. My favorite is Star. She’s super cute and nice.
Thanks for the detailed report AB. Cheers!