The333 Massage is one of the biggest and best nuru massage parlors in Bangkok. That means a lot since the city is now home to more such full service massage parlors than I can count on my fingers and toes. To stand out in an environment like that takes effort.
Clearly a lot of time and energy has gone in to create a place as big and bold as The333 Massage. From its shimmering Vegas like street signs to the elaborate interior, you can tell the people behind this place really care.
No wonder The333 Massage has become so popular among fans of genuine nuru massage then. The place literally dwarfs a lot of the competition. That is true not only in terms of size and scope. It is also factual when we start talking about the amazing team that makes the place go.
If you have ever wanted to get a real nuru massage from a sexy and skilled Asian women you really don’t need to look any further. The Thai ladies on staff here are real professionals with a touch of class who nonetheless know how to get guys off.
Nuru Massage on Soi 33
The333 Massage brings a bit of East Asian influence to the heart of Bangkok. While the team is all Thai, and the signs are in English, the edifice is reminiscent of a flashy casino in Macau. A large sign hanging over the entrance reads “The Original Nuru”.
Even without the signage the place would be easy enough to find. Not far from the Phrom Pong BTS Station, it is located on Sukhumvit Soi 33 just a short way up from the main road. You can find it on the right side of the soi next to the previously reviewed Akane 33. Just look for the black exterior.
Once you enter through the doors you find a really elaborately designed place. I can’t say that I ever seen another place like it exactly. Though it is somewhat like the flashier soapy massage parlors were in their heydays. Yet this venue is newer and it shows.
The multilingual female management is warm, welcoming and easy to work with. They come ready with electronic screens showing off the women available at any given time. And boy do they have some women here!
Staff, prices and services
There is a great group of gals working at The333 Massage. Whoever is in charge of hiring here has done an amazing job. While there is some variety all of the women would be accurately described as attractive.
The masseuses here range in looks from busty beauties to waif thin women. Though I can honestly say I have not seen a single unattractive lady on the roster. They are perhaps a bit more discreet than most. Though in the rooms they let loose and show off all they have to offer. Being well trained nuru massage providers they offer quite a lot!
There are various options available at The333 Massage. The cheapest is a Standard 40 minute session for 2200 Baht ($65 USD). The most expensive is a soapy and nuru massage performed by two ladies for 6200 Baht ($194 USD). One hour nuru massages run 3400 Baht ($100 USD). So do one hour soapy massages, which are performed expertly here too.
The333 Massage also does erotic massage for couples. They charge 5000 Baht for a 60 minute couple massage. A 90 minute sensual couples massage costs 7000 Baht.
The333 is a perfect 5
The detailed and intricate designs found in the lobby extend throughout the building. The women are a fitting match for all of this too. Everything comes together in what could only be described as a luxury nuru massage venue.
The gals are all as good as their jobs as you might expect. From the first touch to the last goodbye they really put their heart and backs into their work. Full body slippery soapy massage and nuru gel acrobatics are performed with aplomb. They put in the effort to leave every customer fully satisfied!
The333 Massage is an excellent example of what can be when the right amount of dedication goes into creating an erotic establishment. This is the sort of place that makes the naughty nightlife of Bangkok so well known all around the world.
It seems that I have been publishing more reviews of flawless and near flawless venues. Maybe adult entertainment is getting better in this part of the world. Or perhaps I am just being more selective in my research.
It is all a matter of taste of course. For my part I try to look at things objectively and spell everything out as it really is. Of course I am only human. So I am subject to the same influences as anyone else. After going through the nuru routine at this beautiful building filled with lovely ladies I can only figure to give The333 Massage a very solid five stars. 
The333 Massage. 12, 34 Sukhumvit 33 Alley, Khlong Toei Nuea, Watthana, Bangkok 10110, Thailand. Click here for a map. Open every day from 12:00 PM until 2:00 AM. Phone: +66 064-984-5333. Website: https://www.the333bkk.com
