Jungle Jim’s is a little go go bar on Soi Cowboy in Bangkok that is notable for offering customers plenty of hands-on service.
Jungle Jim’s is easy to find. If you can get yourself to Soi Cowboy you can surely locate the green neon sign for Jim’s, even buried as it is in the sea of other flashing lights. When you walk in you’ll see that it’s not a large place. There is a bar, a small stage, and some seats. It looks a lot like the nearby Toy Bar, and there’s a very good reason for that.
At any given time there may be a dozen or less women on staff at Jungle Jim’s. There are always exceptions but in general I have to say that the stuff here is among the most unattractive on Soi Cowboy. Most of the go go gals who dance on the little stage are on the larger side (though in comparison with some of what I’ve seen in middle America they look like models). This is even true with the younger ones. There are some fully clothed ladies on staff that are attractive enough but they’re more toward middle age and have seen their best days come and go already.
If Jim’s was just a go go bar there would be very little reason for a guy like me to visit. Some guys do seem to go just to hang around, though I don’t really know why. Unless I wanted some quiet time or something I would rather head to a place to Suzie Wong’s or Baccara on the same street to check out some really beautiful babes. Luckily, Jim’s is not just a run of the mill go go bar. It’s also a place where the ladies know how to put the squeeze on you, in the best possible way.
How does one partake in these delights? The same way you would at any similar outfit. Sit at the bar and you’ll probably be approached by at least one lady. Buy a drink for her or another gal of your choosing and the action should start almost automatically. If it doesn’t, it’s not too hard to hint at what you want. They’ll pick up on it easily. It is after all what they do for a living. Any thoughts that these ladies are shy will be quickly dashed by a visit to the unisex bathroom, where you’re often chatted with while taking a leak.
Best practice is to buy drinks for at least two ladies. This allows them to share responsibilities a bit and makes things generally hotter for you too. It also has the benefit of allowing them to build a short of human privacy wall while the action takes place. I find a good choice is to sit with one of the fully clothed “old hands” and one of the go go gals. This will usually allow you to get some very good treatment and easily handle some of the merchandise that is only barely contained by the skimpy stage outfits. It also allows one to try to hold some of your clothing out of harms way, though in my experience at least a little bit of “drizzle” always ends up somewhere you don’t want it. That’s just something that comes with the territory I guess.
In the skilled grasp of Jim’s staff, the task at hand never takes too long. Once the little bottle of oil comes out things should be wrapped up quite quickly. That’s a good thing since the women make their money through lady drinks. If they drug it out for hours customers would have to pony up for one round of drinks after another. As it stands two rounds of lady drinks and a tip of 200 Baht ($6 US) to each woman who helped you should be all it takes to get your plumbing drained.
When all is said and done, a round of quick fun at Jungle Jim’s will run you between 30 and 50 US dollars. That’s hardly an outrageous rate but it is more than you’d pay at a local blowjob bar and even some massage parlors like Akane. It’s a different kind of service with a different kind of price.
As a pretty standard Soi Cowboy handjob hang out with a staff that is pleasant and skilled but lacking a bit in the looks department Jungle Jim’s is decidedly average. Considering where it’s located and what it costs I can’t really justify giving it anything higher than a score of two and a half stars. I think this is pretty fair. 
Jungle Jim’s. Soi Cowboy, Bangkok, Thailand. Click here for a map. Open every day from 7:00 PM until 2:00 AM.
Who needs a hand-job; when you can get a “tongue-job”!!!
I’d imagine that’s available with quite a few ladies too. Cheers.
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Recently went several times here and got serviced by Da.
Amazing girl. Total girl next door vibe about her. DFK, GFE the whole time in the bar…a little pussy play. Cheap short time rates.
Also not shy about jerking you off in the bar which is nice.
You see some guys get dragged into the corner or other guys get jerked off at the bar however da was happy to throw a kimono on and jerk me off while sitting on the couches while watching the girls dance on stage. Also the bar staff are great and will still come and ask you if you want more drinks while your cock is out although it is funny seeing them try and maintain eye contact.
overall not a bad experience.
cant reccomend da highly enough.
Thanks for the detailed report. Cheers.
I visited this establishment for the first time on Wednesday night, and unfortunately, it was a total waste of time and money. First off, the two girls who pulled me inside were at best average by conventional standards (As reported on by Rockit above)–maybe a 4 and a 5. But, alas, I went inside, as I was curious about the in-bar blowjob. I immediately saw one girl that I liked, and pointed her out to the staff. I said that I would like to hang out with her/pay for oral, and they said, “She’s dancing right now. Cannot.” So, I bided my time, and bought the other two girls a drink (At an insane markup, as per usual). I had one Chang myself, and then when the girl that I fancied got off stage, she disappeared. To my chagrin, once she reappeared, they paired her with another customer who had just walked in and within 5 minutes, he was getting oral service behind the bar in the back. I paid my tab (Just shy of 1,000 baht for the 3 drinks), and made my exit. Yes, I could have been more aggressive with the selection–and arguably should have been, but I made it clear that I was not interested in either of the two girls sitting next to me (Both to them and management) as politely but as forcefully as I could. Ultimately, given this situation, my recommendation is if an establishment has a paying customer in an almost empty blowjob/handjob joint, and they make the excuse that it is her time to dance, so she cannot, just turn around and walk out.
Thanks for the detailed report. Your experience is totally believable. Especially at this place. Cheers.
I have many happy and happy-happy memories from this Bar. But “all the girls dont give all the services to every customer (man or women), every time”. As it shoud be right? They chose who they want to be with, especially since the nature of the act. And be a bit carefull about “beeing more aggresiv with the selection”. Could get messy.
My suggestion. Perhaps revisit another time. Maybe the girls just had a bad day. Cheers.
Right, I understand and agree with you, Alex. When I say aggressive, I don’t mean making a scene or a nuisance of oneself. I simply mean that if, given the nature of their service, you walk in and immediately request a girl who is not doing the thing that is paying her wages at the time you enter/is dancing to an almost empty crowd (One other patron in the entire bar at the time, and he could not have cared less who was on stage at the time, as two other girls were on his arms), and are told that she is not available, kindly tell them, mai bpen rai, and walk out. As is stands, at least I was only on the hook for 1,000 THB for the lady drinks and my one beer (Which, to be frank, is not a huge ordeal for me financially, and I didn’t mind the company of the two girls–they were nice, and fun, but not any level of attractive to me/I wouldn’t bar fine as long as I had any of my faculties remaining), but if I was not aware at least of the way things operate in these types of bars before, I could’ve gotten run through the wash. I’m all about being kind to sex workers. They have extraordinarily difficult jobs, and I often get thanked/messaged and requested to come back/bar fine these ladies for being a kind, compassionate, and clean customer. But the brass tacks are, I went to a bar that provides blowjobs, requested a girl who was not giving a blowjob, and then paid more than the price of the blowjob to sit and wait until another guy got that girl to give him a blowjob. In my mind, that actively drives customers away. If I visit again, I won’t be buying drinks or waiting. If it’s not on, that’s fine, but I’ll turn around and walk out.
It does seem that some people forget the adult entertainment industry forget that it is a service industry. That applies to both the providers and consumers.
You make some valid points, its your money and your time. But I think the Bar is technically a Go go bar, not a Bj Bar. You can never be sure what to expect, and with who? Everything hands on is by definition a bonus. I have had many good (and a few bad) experiences inhouse on Cowboy and even fucked in the soi. But it was never planned, it just kind of happend and the girls always (100%) approached me when “something” took place inside a venue. One can chose a lady to chat with, buy ladydrinks for, and maybe she later wants to leave with me.. But thats a different story. Cheers.