Review: Keon Sex Machine and Table Clamp

The Keon Sex Machine is a mechanized sex toy that is truly incredible. With the provided dildo attached the device can produce up to 230 strokes per minute. Not even Johnny Wadd could put up those kinds of numbers. The machine can be used in manual mode, synced up to adult entertainment, or be controlled by an entirely different person. As you can imagine this could lead to a whole lot of fun.

I have recently reviewed a few different sex toys from the Kiiroo company. So far I have been impressed and even astonished by what they have been able to come up with. Seeing this Sex Machine for those who like to be penetrated by a dildo has really intrigued me. I am sure you will also be amazed but what this unit makes possible.

The Keon Sex Machine is a fully automated device that can be paired with the provided dildo or third party phalluses to provide all the penetration you or your partners could ever want. It is set up to be used as a stand alone unit for solo players or as a long distance sex toy for couples. With the table clamp accessory you can get completely hands free fun too. It’s like the company has thought of everything.

You can now watch VR porn while a machine pumps you at the same speed as the performers in your headset. We have entered a truly digital world when it comes to sexual gratification. Keon has made it possible for guys and gals to get off in all new ways from the comfort of their homes. How fantastic is that?

Unboxing the Sex Machine and Table Clamp

The Keon Sex Machine comes as a sort of set. There is the Keon stoker device which I have already reviewed. Then there is a “dildo adapter.” Finally there is a black dildo that brings it all together. Each piece comes in its own separate box. The boxes are clean and fairly discrete considering what is inside. Though it is clear these are sex toys. No problem since Keon does ship everything in unmarked brown boxes.

The black dildo looks just about what you would expect. When you open the box it is there waiting for you. The dildo is of moderate width and slightly longer length. The material feels good and easy to clean. I’m sure this thing could last through several uses.

The dildo pushes right over the dildo adapter. That adapter fits into the Keon device the same way the FeelVictoria Mouth Stroker does. So whether you want to use the Keon on a penis or some orifice the setup is more or less the same easy process. Just push it in and turn to lock. Then you’re ready to go.

The Table Clamp comes in a nice clean white box that looks like it could belong in an IKEA. Inside you find the clamp itself which is very well made and incredibly easy to use. Just push one end of the black plastic piece into your Keon machine and it snaps into place. Then use the screw handle to mount the clamp on any table or similar surface. You can move the device around thanks to two ball joints on the side.

Machine powered fucking

If you’re read my review of the Keon Masturbator then you know how it works. Once you have the base Keon machine you can easy swap back and forth between any of the strokers or the dildo attachment. So you could use the same machine to pump off a hard penis or push a dildo into a wet pussy all in the same night.

Once the dildo is attached the Keon Sex Machine turns into a modern day fucking machine. It thrusts the dildo at your command. You can make it do fast thrusts, slow thrusts or some speed in between. You can also control the length of the thrust. So fast short thrusts or long slow strokes are possible. It can also be synced up with great porno so that it moves in rhythm with what you see on the screen.

Most impressive of all is the ability to control the Keon Sex Machine remotely. This means a guy in Istanbul could control the dildo being used by a women in Ho Chi Minh City. All that’s required are internet connections on both ends. The Sex Machine can also be matched to cam model broadcasts and BlueTooth devices. This is real interactivity!

What about the Table Clamp? Although quite simple the clamp is actually a real game changer. The Keon is great in handheld mode. You can hold it with one hand while it thrusts. But it is even better when used hands free. With this clamp you can mount the Keon and then you have both hands free to browse your favorite porn site, tickle your balls, twist nipples or even eat a sandwich. The possibilities are endless! I honestly find that this little accessory adds a lot to any session.

Summary

Sex toys come and go. Some are mere fads. Others are tried and true models that stand the test of time. Even after years of persecution the age old penis shaped toy continues to pleasure people all around the world. With the addition of automated action the dildo is poised to performer even better.

The oldest dildos on earth originated in 40,000-10,000 BCE. One particular siltstone specimen from Germany’s Swabian Jura region was so polished at the head researches were forced to note that “it had been well used”.

So we know women have been using dildos for tens of thousands of years. We also know there have been some huge upgrades over the years. Imagine a woman from the past used to penetrating herself with a smoothed piece of stone experiencing the Keon Sex Machine. It could have changed the entire course of human history!

We’re lucky that it came along now during our own lifetimes. This amazing and intimate device makes it possible for people to get pumped on an automatic rhythm or with the help of another person on the other side of the world! Think about it. This is really incredible stuff.

I have to give the Keon Sex Machine a full five star rating. How could it be otherwise? The thing is easy to use, well built and pretty well near perfect. It will be difficult to go forward with any intimate long distance relationship without picking up an interactive Keon Sex Machine for my partner.

The Keon Sex Machine and Table Clamp are available at Kiiroo.com.