Just over a month ago I published an inquiry entitled Who reads Rockit Reports? That was an elaboration on a previous comment by regular Rockit Reports reader John Bonnaque. The post was well received and it sparked a good back-and-forth.
Today I present a follow up article by John on the progression of human sexuality over the years. John is only the second person who has been invited to write for this website. I appreciate his contributions and find them entertaining.
While I may disagree with some aspects of what John has written (I for one actually enjoy a nice natural bush!) I respect his effort and his right to speak his mind. Above all I like to read what he has written. I trust that you will also enjoy this piece. – Rockit
The future of sex
At the dawn of humanity, man met woman for the first time. Approximately fifteen minutes later, the blowjob was invented. Many joyous and wondrous discoveries soon followed; threesomes, orgies, anal sex, olive oil, gay sex and lesbian sex. The ancient Greeks did not invent olive oil because they wanted to put it on their salad. No, that secondary application came much later. I think we all know why olive oil was really invented.
But then for the next few thousand years, in terms of sexual innovation, it was a dry spell. During the last few decades though, good things have been happening. The pace is picking up dramatically. And for better or worse, in the next few decades, it’s all going to change.
But before we move on the near term future, let’s review the welcome advances that have been achieved in the last few decades; Penicillin, broad spectrum antibiotics, the birth control pill, condoms, and of course the much appreciated world of online porn. These have all contributed to making the sexual experience trouble free. Unlike 200 years ago, when Syphilis was a slowly delivered death sentence, without hope of a pardon and no time off for good behavior. If Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin, was still around, I would gladly buy him a bottle of Dom Perignon in appreciation of his shining contribution to safe sex.
The recent global eradication of pubic hair has been a big step forward for mankind, possibly as important as astronauts landing on the moon. Few of us want to stare at an overgrown bush that looks like an Amazon rain forest as seen from above. I certainly don’t want to stick my tongue in that hairy jungle. I keep a supply of disposable razors in my go kit. I hand them out like lollypops to the lovely young ladies that I spend time with. “Here, use this. And when you come out of the bathroom, I expect that landing zone to be silky smooth”. Oh yeah.
Plastic Surgery and Beyond
Countless bar girls in Bangkok have paid thousands of dollars a piece to get breast implants. Women in Phnom Penh dream of the day that they have enough money to straighten their nose, westernize their eyelids and inject collagen in their lips. Women in the USA have vaginal tightening surgery and labia reduction surgery. In Japan, young women pay good money to get bunny rabbit front teeth. These women clearly have a strong desire to upgrade their bodies. What is the next step forward in the field of body enhancing plastic surgery?
If you go to the Amazon web site, in the category of Sexual Wellness, and search for “Blowjob”, you will find a prodigious 272 products whose sole purpose is to generate male orgasms. That’s a lot of orgasms. These miracles of technology can simultaneously suck, stroke and vibrate. Guys that are unfortunately stuck in the wrong country probably have a collection of these wonderful willie whackers in the drawer next to the bed. Although these machines are a lifesaver when you’ve got no choice, I prefer the head to toe experience of a breathing human female.
But what if you could have the best of both worlds? Personally, I would gladly pay top dollar to stick my dick in a tender real pussy that also sucks and vibrates. You may be skeptical, but I think we are not far from that happy day. Implanted cardiac pacemakers have existed since 1958. Wireless phone chargers have been available for the last few years. Why not a surgically implanted vibrator that wraps around the vagina, and is recharged wirelessly?
What should we call this miraculous innovation?
(a) Power pussy
(b) Super suck
(c) Pussy pacemaker
I encourage you to submit your own name suggestions in the comment section below. With your help, we can invent the future. The winner of the naming contest will receive a free trip to Bangkok, including ten prepaid blowjobs. Just kidding.
How will the deliriously horny male find out which bar girls have been upgraded? With silicone hooters, it is pretty obvious to the veteran observer. The other proven technique for finding the silicone is with a lady drink and a quick fondle. But identifying this device would be much harder. Imagine the eager guy in the Bangkok bar. “Hey girl, do you have a power pussy? What did you say? You want me to use my finger, under the table? Sure, why not.” If that doesn’t work, just look for the girl who is smiling and wearing three thousand dollars worth of gold bracelets. That’s her.
And let’s not forget that she enjoys that internal vibrator just as much as you do. She could be using it in the bar while she flirts with you, and you wouldn’t even know. It will be controlled by an app on her phone. She could set it up to give herself a brief buzz every ten minutes. That’s why she is smiling so much.
Male Multiple Orgasms
I’ve always been envious of my lady friends who can cum over and over again. For some lucky ladies, it’s one long orgasm that never seems to end. I don’t have that ability. I’m a one and done kind of guy. It is shameful, I know.
A properly aroused woman can enjoy half a dozen shuddering, leg twitching orgasms in the space of fifteen minutes. It’s true. I was there. I saw it with my own willie. If a woman can do that, it’s not hard to believe that with a little help from medical science, the average man can do it too. A prescription drug called Cabergoline already exists. It has been tested in clinical studies, and it was shown to allow some men to have multiple orgasms.
I’ve never tried it, do not endorse it, and don’t know if it actually works. But it does give hope that in the future, the average Joe will be a six shooter. Well now, which will be more fun? Six times with one girl, or one time with six girls? I’ll need to try both before I can decide. Again, I am not advocating this drug. For all I know, you could take it, and wake up the next morning with magnificent D-cup man boobs and milk dribbling out of your nipples.
The Unstoppable Sex Bot
This is where the future starts to get scary. And it’s not that far away. Consider a walking and talking, self cleaning, self dressing and undressing, self-everything bot. I think that this technological development is unstoppable. The rapid growth of AI and a couple billion insatiably horny men is going to make it happen.
Married couples have plenty of sex toys, and surveys have shown that the toys are good for their sex life. A silicone dildo that squirts fake semen will probably not make any husbands jealous. Similarly, the wife probably doesn’t mind if her husband wants to stick a vibrating plug up his own ass.
But what if the sex toy is now an impossibly perfect female sex bot? The face of an angel, long radiant hair, firm perky titties that yearn to be fondled, and a perfectly formed pussy that is always tight and smells of freshly picked strawberries. How will the wife feel about this? I certainly don’t have the answer, but it does sound like trouble with a capital T. And same goes for the husband. How will he feel when the male sex bot is banging his wife, and giving her better orgasms than he does? And the sex bot can keep it up till his Lithium batteries run dry, which could be hours if they upgraded to the super stud deluxe package. As in an open marriage, rules will have to be established.
How about the single man? How will he live with his electro-mechanical companion? Let’s be optimistic and assume that sex bots will become socially acceptable. He can take her out to dinner, go to the movies, and even fly together on the airplane to their favorite vacation destination.
When this becomes reality, it’s going to be quite the dilemma. The rules of society will have to change. And I have no clue what those rules will be.
The Wormhole Cock Ring
This one is going to take some explaining. It’s not like a cucumber, whose proper use is immediately obvious. Wormholes are tunnels through space. And tunnels have two ends, just like the Channel Tunnel connecting England and France. That tunnel is fifty kilometers long. But if it was a wormhole, the distance would be almost zero. Walking through the wormhole would be like walking through a doorway. One step later, you’re in France.
Wormholes are generally thought of as spaceship sized. But there’s no reason that they can’t be dick sized. Even micro-penis sized is possible, if that what’s you’ve got. Wormhole cock rings come in pairs. Stick your member through one ring and it miraculously pops out of the other ring, regardless of where that ring is located. Now imagine that the second ring was inside your girlfriend’s panties, in just the right spot. See where I’m going with this?
Your trouser snake could be resting comfortably inside your girlfriend, while you play a strenuous game of tennis, and she watches from the sideline. And when you eventually pull your invisible willie out of the cock ring, it will still be there, connected to the rest of your body. No need to worry about an irreversible traumatic castration event.
And there’s more. If you had two pairs of magic cock rings, you could be in London, half your willie could be in Pattaya, and the other half could be in Bangkok. Just be sure that you trust the girl holding the second half of each ring. The ring is harmless. A jealous girlfriend, not so harmless.
This scientific breakthrough will not happen in our lifetimes, so don’t hold your breath. But the power pussy, that could happen any day now. Who knows, maybe some biomedical engineering company in China has already secretly built it, and testing is underway.
From nothing to olive oil to vagina shaped holes in the fabric of space-time, all in the pursuit of better sex. It’s quite the odyssey of discovery. Let your willie lead the way, it will take you to wondrous places.
