Pirates Hostess Club is a gentlemen’s club in Pattaya. It recently opened on Soi Bongkot 8, which has become a sort of “blow row” in the city. Like the other bars nearby it has locking doors. These are somewhat unique venues, and Pirate’s is no exception.
I have been writing about blowjob bars on this website from the very beginning. Since these bars are mainly limited to Japan and Thailand most of the focus has been on those two countries though similar venues in places like Vietnam have also been covered.
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It took me years to review all of the pole polishing pubs in Bangkok and just when I thought I had finished that task I realized that there was still more to write about.
The city of Pattaya is internationally known for its adult entertainment scene even if some tourism officials wish it wasn’t. The city is probably more identified with such business than any other on earth. It is only fitting then that there are a lot of handsfree bars in the area. I have written about quite a few but there are still plenty more to go including several that have opened recently.
Gentlemen’s Clubs
In Pattaya there is a whole group of bars referred to as gentlemen’s clubs. These have nothing to do with the strip clubs that call themselves gentlemen’s clubs in the US or the private male social clubs in the United Kingdom that probably originated the name. The gentlemen’s clubs in Pattaya are basically bars located off the beaten path and frequented mainly by guys who live in the area. They maintain a staff of women and tend to offer the same kinds of services as the other suck shops in the country though they can have a more private feel.
I reviewed a bar called Club 4 at the end of 2014. At the time I gave it a high score but a subsequent raid that led to naught and a change in ownership really shook things up. Today I would probably review it differently and if time allows I will try to go over the place again.
Time is always an issue. In the time since Club 4 went through its changes a number of new but very similar bars have opened right next to it. One is 007 which I reviewed at the end of 2015. Another is a new incarnation of the previously reviewed Carre Blanc. Pirate is the final shop making up this modern blow row.
Pirates Hostess Club
Pirates Hostess Club is at the end of the row housing the aforementioned businesses. The sign is obvious even if the area isn’t. Customers ring a bell to be given access. Everyone seems to be let inside so the bell is probably just a security precaution.
Although all of the clubs in the immediate area are housed in the same sort of structure they are organized in different ways. Pirate is a very nice club set up with a huge round bar at the front. To the side there are some lounge style chairs. A set of private blue booths is located in the back basically out of view from the rest of the bar. A small Thai women named Takky who manages the place is usually on hand. She can speak English pretty well and likes to be friendly with customers.
Pirate’s has a sort of nautical theme in the same way that 007 has a sort of Bond theme. That means that there are some pictures and small items around that play off of the name but that is about it. Unlike 007 and Club 4 there doesn’t seem to be any uniform at Pirate. The women wear their street clothes which truth be told usually aren’t all that attractive.
The women
There are around six to ten women working at Pirates Hostess Club at most times. They tend to be in their twenties and thirties. They are mostly average in appearance with a few being on the chubby side. Some can speak a little English. Some cannot. At least one can speak French. Many smoke cigarettes and smoke them often. While they are nice enough some do things like blowing snot out of their noses in clear view of everyone else around which is probably not something most customers would want to see.
Drinks are reasonably priced. The same goes for lady drinks. Rates match those in the many beer bars around town but Pirate’s is a lot nicer inside with new tables and chairs and fully functioning air conditioning. The interior is in really good shape but its possible that this will not last if boogies continue to be launched around with no regard for the furniture.
Prices, services and summary
The same kinds of oral services offered at the other bars in the strip are available from most of the women working at Pirate’s. Customers simply need to request a trip to one of the booths in the back. Rates are normal for the area at 800 Baht ($23 USD) all in. Full service in the private rooms upstairs runs 1000 Baht ($29 USD) all included.
Service always depends on any number of factors. Different service providers act different ways at different times and with different people. At any place with several women on staff there is really no way to give an exact idea of how things are done at all times and in all situations. Suffice to say that the women at Pirate’s Hostess Club know what they are doing but may not be entirely into their work. The oddly shaped booths at Pirate’s don’t help much with this. Even an enthusiastic expert may have time working around a couch shaped like the letter L.
The Pirates Hostess Club is a well appointed private bar for guys looking to take a load off. It is run by a bubbly woman who offers drinks at reasonable rates. It is a lot like the other bars in the immediate area. As another option in what is becoming an exceptional little part of town I give it an above average score of three-and-a-half stars. 
Pirates Hostess Club. Bongkot Soi 8, Pattaya, Thailand. Click here for a map. Open every day from 12:00 PM until 12:00 AM.
Just to inform you that, between Club4 and 007 (which also means between CB and Pirates), a new “SIN Club” has just opened its door !
If anyone visit this new addition in this becoming famous street, please let us know,
Pat
I knew they were constructing it. Thanks for letting me know that it is now open. Cheers.
bj spots like this are the best places in the world :p
I like Machu Picchu but I definitely see your point. Cheers.
You definitely lost me at blowing snot. Yarrr, no matey…
That’s not a good scene. To their credit most of the other women seem to behave a lot better. Cheers.
I’m a big fan of Soi Full Love Hotel pubs. Can almost always find a girl who’s a gem. Yesterday was no exception. I was on my way to try Pirates for the first time, but spied Sin Club first (Pat refers to it above). I was there at about 2:30pm and only 5 were girls working. Three were not slim, the other two only ok. All were buried in their smartphones and only looked up at me when the cashier prompted them. The cashier was quite cute, but she said she was not available. She said Sin Club was open only a month. I paid for my beer (90 baht so a reasonable price) and left.
That’s when I made it only as far as 007, a couple doors down. I’ve been there 4 or 5 times before. Probably 8 or 9 girls were working yesterday and I didn’t see a fatty among them. All the girls looked me over and smiled. As soon as I picked out one lovely, the others just turned away and didn’t pay me much attention after that. My lovely was a gem and provided excellent service. The cashier/manager is very sweet and chatty and speaks very good English–if that’s important to anyone looking for assistance.
I never made it to Pirates. Next time.
Thanks for the report. Cheers.
I’ve been up and down this road looking for good looking girls many times but am yet to find one. It is a dead loss. I guess they can’t retain really hot ones with less traffic. I was always better off going to Soi 6 and going short time for 1000 + 350 for the room.
The girls in the other suck shops around town, including the nearby Bliss, are similarly poor.
Thanks for the report. Cheers.
I am one of those guys who just loves to fuck. These kinds of clubs are heaven to me. I hang inside all day, order food, drink beer, and fuck as many girls as I can. I grope them between sessions and rebound fast. It’s nothing for me to bust four nuts a day on holiday. I am in these clubs from open to close. I only hope they are still there when I get a chance to go back to the land of smiles.
Thanks for the detailed report. Cheers.
Hi
This review mentions a few places for background to the story, so please bear with me.
I was in Pirates about a week ago. Not sure what time. Pretty late.
It was probably the first time I’ve done this sort of thing while a bit squiffy.
I wanted to make this a hat-trick day. That is to say, a handjob, a blowjob, and a shag. The plan was to have sex at my favorite massage spot on soi buakhao (Suphansa, shhh!) An extremely lovely, buxom, beauty that I’ve been with many times. Fully obliging and a rack to die for.
The bj was planned for Excite with my boobs girl. The hj was going to be left totally to chance. Leave till last and go wherever my cock led me. Kind of like a divining rod!
My pension money was in so my wallet was fat.
The sex was the most important thing. Booked early to avoid disappointment. An hour under those hands before she strips off, climbs onto the table, mounts me and buries my face in those boobs. Wow. I managed to shift positions to doggy (which is no mean feat on those massage tables), and gave her a good belting for several minutes. I’d already had a couple of beers, so this extended my performance a little. We were both pretty knackered afterwards. She’s usually up, dressed, and tidying while I’m still getting my breath back but this time we both lay there for some time. Great start!
I had decided to look into a place called Malibu. (I’ll review in more detail later.) It’s 2 shops down from Babylon GC. I sat with an absolutely lovely girl for a couple of drinks but I simply wasn’t ready for round 2 yet. I told her I’d be back later (thinking nice handjob to finish.)
A few hours and some sustenance later, I headed to Excite. Tragedy. Boobs had gone home for a while! Rats!!! I’d already considered this might happen and plan B was to go for a cute spinner. Nobody else there looked even close, so I went for a beer and considered my options. Soi 6 was the most obvious choice due to the sheer volume of girls, and it was just a matter of looking into every bar for someone petite enough. But I wanted to stay central. Ok, back to Malibu! She wasn’t very small but she was very cute.
Tradegy 2… she was busy with some other customer. I was told she was just having a drink and would be free soon. Well, that was a crock because 20 minutes later they went off to a room. I was asked if I wanted another girl but I’d already decided no. I was just about to pay up and go when a tiny vision appeared. She must have been on a break. Dressed in one of those schoolgirl sailor type outfits, and her hair in cute little ponytails, she was a jaw dropping sight. I just nudged the lady sitting next to me and pointed. She called out her name and she came over. What happened next deserves its own review which I’ll write soon. Let’s just say phase 2 was complete. Not in the way I planned but close enough :)
I decided I was going to finish with a blowjob at one of the bars on soi love inn as it was not far away. Go in one, look around, if nothing takes my eye, move on. As long as it takes to keep the old man happy.
I got as far as the first one. Pirates. As I walked by, 2 girls had just opened the door, stood in the doorway, arms around each other, bellowing ”welcome!!!”
Ok, I may have been wearing beer glasses by now, but they looked nice.
I went closer and they looked very nice. Thirtyish, shapely, up for anything!
Cock diviner at full strength. I went inside.
The bar area seemed quite large. There were a few other attractive girls around it and a couple of other customers. We sat at the bar. A girl in each arm. One drink and we were off. I think we all sensed where this was going, so relaxed into it very quickly. 500 each for a bj, 1000 for sex, 300 per person for the room.
Caution to the wind. I was going for this. Drinks flowed, and eventually we all went to one of the rooms. It was well laid out, and the bed looked fairly new. Firm and no creaky bits! We all showered together, and then just collapsed onto the bed.
Which one had my cock in her mouth at which point I have no idea. Which pussy my face was buried in at which point, also no idea. Which tongue was either buried in my mouth or my arse… you get the idea. Just a writhing mess of sex.
At one point I got their pussies so close together I was kissing and licking them both at the same time.
Eventually I decided it was time to finish and get a double blowjob. At other places, cleanliness is the order of the day and they wipe you down between mouths. That went out the window. So much bodily fluid had already been shared between the three of us anyway. My tongue had gone from one pussy to the other’s mouth so many times, they already knew what each other tasted like.
So they’re both blowing me full on. Both mouths wrapped around my knob-head, kissing it, kissing each other. One of them was trying to jerk me off into her mouth, then the other tried. Eventually I took over. I was going to come in or on both mouths at the same time.
Except, I couldn’t. My thoughts went back through the day. I’d already been to several bars, where around 7 girls had got me hard for extended periods while I drank beer. And I’d already cum twice. It had taken its toll. I was still rock hard, but the orgasm was elusive. So I decided to strap on a latex, positioned both in the doggy position and went from one to the other. Never, ever, done that before. Wasn’t sure they’d let me. A bucket list entry, crossed off!
That did the trick! Strike 3 :)
Phew, I thought as my heart was thumping through my chest. We all got our breath back and headed for the shower. My legs almost collapsed under me. No kidding, no joke, I couldn’t fucking walk. I got dressed ok, but one of them had to help me down the stairs. Not from the alcohol, just the sheer physical exhaustion.
One more drink. And then a vey wobbly walk to the nearest taxi.
Excluding drinks, 2600. 1000 each plus 600 for the room.
I’ll go back here because these two girls worked so well together. Neither of them slacked off because the other was busy. My cock was never out of a mouth. My mouth either had a pussy, a tongue or a nipple in it at all times. It was, quite simply the best two-girl experience I’ve had in the year I’ve been here. If I’d managed to get them into a 69 it would have been the best in a few decades! I reckon a little more financial inducement next time.
Lips Lounge on soi honey (another review I still haven’t written) was reasonably close, but the girls weren’t as sexy, the action not as orgiastic, and the price was double.
Of course, I’ll be going to Pirates again.
Probably a little earlier.
And definitely a lot less squiffy!
Thanks for the very detailed report Jon. You’ve really painted a picture here. And you may have ever coined a phrase in the process. “Boobs had gone home for a while!” sounds like a sure hit for a t-shirt. Pirate’s is one of the original gentlemen’s clubs. In retrospect I probably should have given the place at least four stars. Cheers.
Hi Jon, Sounds like you had an amazing time at Pirates. I hope to be travelling to Pattaya soon and if you remember the ladies names, i would appreciate it as i will give them a try as well. If not and if you go again please let me know. Thanks
Such an entertaining story! A good blend of narrative, humor and spicy explicit details. Your uninhibited adventure reminds me of the quote from Woody Allen: “Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right”. Judging from your story, you were doing it right.
Please continue to post reports. As I tell the girls, “Don’t stop now!”
I agree. Cheers.
Jon. Your dedicated, devoted description reminds me of the stamina Benjamin Button showed when he first visited the the girls in the bagnio by the docks. And maybe did this experience make you feel younger as well? Cheers.
Hi.
Well, thank you for those encouraging words. I do wonder sometimes if I’m writing a review or simply rambling on about my own exploits. I hope I’m getting the balance right!
I do have a doozy of a review for the Malibu Club. Just waiting to hear from Mr Rockit about how best to post it as it has no base review yet.
Thank you
The best place to leave a comment like that would probably be the Pattaya overview. Cheers.