With my recent review of the infamous Rose’s Bar published a few weeks ago I can now finally and definitely say that I have reviewed all of the many blowjob bars in the city of Bangkok. A little further south in Pattaya however there are countless suck shops that have still not been covered here.
While I have reported on several of the knob polishing pubs in Pattaya over the years there remain many more scattered throughout town. While I scramble to get them all covered and still report on the rest of the world new places open left and right. I haven’t yet published a report on the Pirate Club that opened several months ago next to the 007 Club and a new shop has already opened next door!
I hope to remedy this lack of proper coverage in the next few months by publishing several reports on Pattaya. While some think Pattaya is old hat others continue to read and comment on the reports I publish on the city by the bay. My only real goal is to entertain but there is no way to make everyone happy. At best I can satisfy some of the people some of the time. As long as I’m satisfied with my work things will continue.
Excite Club
Excite Club is a small pub located on Soi Excite which is near Soi Bukhao in Pattaya. The place is very easy to find but just as easy to miss. With the opaque front doors closed I doubt many strangers would wander in off the street. In fact I doubt many strangers would even walk up the street. Most people new to Pattaya seem to stick to the same beaten path that leads down the beach and into Walking Street. At least if the crowds are anything to go by.
When I say the club is small I mean it. A single set of blacked out sliding glass doors makes up the entire front facade. Inside there is a small bar with a few stools to the left and another small row of stools to the right. In the back there is a small booth that can quickly be made private. This booth contains a bench and allow for private activities to go down.
While Excite Club offers the same sort of on premise activities that other bars in its category sell it also has a regular hang out sort of feeling commonly associated with beer bars and gentlemen’s clubs like Club M. What I mean is that it is not only a blow and go kind of place. While it certainly could be that for some visitors others probably come just to hang around with some women and kick back drinks.
Prices
Drinks at Excite go for the same prices they do at other small bars around town. Suction services go for a mere 500 Baht though an additional bar fee of 300 Baht is required. This brings the total price to 800 Baht ($23 USD) which is in line with most other shops around town like Bliss Lounge.
I first visited Excite after receiving a tip from some guys who frequent the up and coming blow row that houses places like the aforementioned 007, Pirate and the original Club 4. When I showed up I was shocked by the level of talent. Out of the seven women who were working five looked spectacular considering their line of work.
Women at Excite Club
As it turns out the women who work at Excite don’t only look good in their tight little uniforms. They are genuinely attractive. And they are also very skilled in their trade of choice. Or perhaps I should put the word “were” in front of these statements. The first time I visited Excite I was blown away. The second time I visited a few weeks later I was blown off.
It could be that some sort of private party or reunion was going on but during my second pass I watched as a set of older much less attractive women hovered between a few guys getting drunk at their bar and their phones. The atmosphere was completely cold and unwelcoming and a huge change from the original party atmosphere staffed by hot young women that I witnessed early on. Such a change in such a short period is amazing but hardly unheard of in Thailand.
Summary
Excite Club is one of many private clubs that have popped up in Pattaya in recent years. Despite it’s small size it appears to have the potential to be one of the more popular and lucrative though that would all depend on how the place is run.
If I only had my first try to go by I would most likely have given Excite four stars or more. The additional knowledge and experience I picked up leads me to give the place three-and-a-half stars though it’s tough to give a score to a place that can change so much from one day to the next.
I gave Club 4 a near perfect four-and-a-half star review but later the place changed ownership and its mode of operation after it was hit in a raid that lead to no charges or arrests. That’s how things can go. Just yesterday I was informed that a star performer from 007 is now working at Excite. Perhaps things will change again. 
Excite Club. Soi Excite, Pattaya, Thailand. Click here for a map. Open every day from 2:00 PM until 1:00 AM. Website: https://www.facebook.com/exciteclubpattaya/
Hi Rockit – I know who the ‘star performer’ is that is mentioned and she is for sure just that. A tall leggy girl that is very friendly and accommodating to say the least. On my recent trip to Pattaya last month ( am making a return there next week ) I ventured into this bar about 3 times in the afternoon and I can say I had a great time on each occasion. After buying my new found ‘star performer’ friend from 007 a few drinks sitting together in the booth closest to the bar she was getting rather playful with my groping hands all over her intimate parts and offered to remove her sexy black cocktail dress and panties – leaving just her high heels on which I find to be sexy. This was all I needed for some action to take place. As she was showing signs of being a little drunk already we got under way in the booth without really bothering too much about fully closing the curtain. Two other girls and a couple of English customers stood next to the booth and became front row spectators to some mutual oral action and a great fuck on the sofa. A great afternoon was had in a fun bar with good quality girls. All up the romp in the booth cost me 300 for the bar and 700 for my star performer. We continued on with some more drinks and I tipped her 200 baht when I check binned and left. I would recommend this place to any red blooded male looking for some fun. Cheers Rockit.
Thanks for the report Tony. Cheers.
Is OK to share the name of the star performer? Cheers!
i think i saw her as well, leggy sums her up nicely :)
She definitely had some stems. Cheers.
I’ve been to this place twice in the past month. Sometimes it can be a lot of fun though i haven’t tried the actual services. The mamasam is cute and speaks good english and a couple of the girls are lookers. There’s also a couple that appear batshit crazy but thats par for the course.
Thanks for the report. Cheers.
Who’s this “star performer” at Excite?
Since this post was written two years ago she may have moved on. Cheers.
Understandably, but my curiousity is peaked because I’ve been attending that joint since they opened in April of 2015. What harm could it be if ya satisfied my interest; especially if she’s moved on.
Much appreciated.
No harm but I don’t know how to describe her outside of what has already been written here. Cheers.
5555 OK so nobody recalls her name. Maipenrai, dudes. Cheers!
Cheers.
It seems fair not to share the top performer because she will get overbooked and it may not be good for other girls. Life is like a box of chocolates:) Try all the other places and you might find someone more amazing. Cheers!
Thanks for the sensible input. Cheers.
Well, it was open for a couple of days as a ‘restaurant. Since customers needing a negative test it has now been shut for a couple of days!
Thanks for the report Ed! Things change fast. Cheers.
Hi
I visited Excite on Thursday. First time in a bj bar. Or at least that I knew was one before I went. I’d walked past numerous times. Not sure why, but it always looked a bit seedy (even for Pattaya!) which put me off. What a burke!
The description Rockit provides is still 100% accurate. The door was open, and there was only 1 girl sitting outside. She stood and walked me to the door. She was very pretty, with a lovely body and nice generous rack. I hoped she wasn’t just the meeter-greeter!
I motioned towards a bench seat towards the back of the place and she walked me to it. Probably just my naivety, but I offered her a drink straightaway to ensure she sat with me.
She asked my name at the very same time as her hand disappeared up my shorts and gently massaged my already-aroused manhood. I must admit I gasped and momentarily forgot it.
Regaining my composure, we chatted for a few minutes, in which time her hand never left my now-throbbing cock. I could have sat like that until the inevitable end, but I was there for one thing.
The price above is also still accurate.
We moved a few feet to some black leather bench-sofas. There had been 3 girls sitting there, but unfortunately they got up, helped pull a black curtain around the whole area and left. (A bit of a fantasy of mine – which was recently realized – but I wonder how much it would cost for a girly audience? At least a lady-drink I’d have thought.)
Once alone, she took her top off. Very impressive! Not much time to play with them before she got my shorts off, knelt before me, and went to work.
One of the best blow-jobs I’ve ever had! Deep, soft, not too fast, not too slow. Truly seemed to like what she was doing. My one concern was that she had braces and those can be dangerous in the wrong mouth, but never felt them or her teeth. There was no let-up or pause. A strong steady pace which was slowly building. I usually have excellent self control, and can postpone the end as long as a I like, but I was enjoying it so much I just relaxed and let it happen.
Maybe 4 minutes. Maybe 3.
If she didn’t swallow, then she got rid without me noticing. And I was watching closely. But she was talking to me normally and didn’t move away until I was completely clean. So either way, good girl ;-)
If this is the usual level of service from all of the girls, then I’ll be a regular.
Thank you for the detailed report Jon. It was very well written and reminded me of some of my own past experiences. My shorts even tightened a bit. Excite has long employed some attractive and skilled women. And they don’t ask for huge sums of money either. Cheers.
Hi
I visited Excite on Friday 18 Nov, around 6pm.
This was my second visit after a very impressive first. It was almost identical to the first. One girl sitting outside, showed me in through the door to the same seat towards the back. A bit busier this time.
In a first (for me) the lady was wearing long trousers. Most of the girls are wearing normal clothing which would look perfectly fine in a local 7-11, but long trousers? However, she looked very fit. Tall, slender, quite attractive. We went through the usual back and forth chitchat over a couple of drinks. Once she knew I was there for a blowjob, she was very eager to get going. A bit too eager, I did feel slightly rushed. But a lot of it was dirty. “I want your cock in my mouth”, “I want you come in my mouth”, etc. We went through the prices, and they were same as before. She doesn’t do boom-boom, because she has a boyfriend. I thought about questioning the moral stance of performing bareback fellatio to completion on a total stranger, versus a covered shag, but just raised one eyebrow and moved on.
One major difference between this and last time, was she gave me the choice of being blown where I sat. Same price, but she couldn’t take any clothing off. I was sorely tempted, but there were just too many customers close by and too few girls. And they were talking to customers. So, I plumped for the back seats with curtains.
We got comfortable, and she took her top and trousers off. I said fit? Elevate that to extremely fit. She clearly works out, especially her legs. Those thighs! If they were wrapped around your neck, there’d be no escape.
Now wearing only a black thong and a smile, she gave me a lap dance. Not one of those ridiculous no-touching dances you get in England. I ran my hands all over her body, sucking on those wonderful small firm boobs and erect nipples. Eventually, she moved down to my shorts and helped to remove them over my trainers.
The technique was pretty good. She prefers the slobber and hand method. When this is done badly, you just feel a bit cheated that it’s not a proper bj. Just a wet handjob. But these were long deep strokes and she took enough of me inside her to qualify. I did feel her teeth a few times, so I just asked her to be a bit careful. Apparently, it was because I’m a big boy. Now, yes I was blessed with larger than average todger, but blaming the customer with a compliment is a perfect answer!
This was a very slow build. The pace was constant until I started to make noises, and when she thought I was close she quickened. A couple of times she needed a breather, so just used her hand. If she did that at the wrong time she was going to get a facial!
When I came, she kept me in her mouth until I started to deflate. She made a bit of a mess trying to get it from her mouth to the towelette, which made me laugh. The usual cleanup, get dressed, pull the curtains back and finish the drinks.
While we were chatting, the girl I met last time walked by and she joined us for a minute. They offered me a 2-girl session next time. Unfortunately, it would not include any girl-on-girl.
The only reason I’ll probably not take them up is that the place is just too dark. If you going to enjoy watching 2 girls bobbing up and down on your cock, you’re going to want to see it clearly. At least I am. I’m also not sure whether they’d want to clean me every time they swapped. I suspect they would, and I don’t want to suffer towelette-burn! Let’s see…
All in all, another very good time. The girls are a high-standard, the price is very reasonable, the location is in a busy area, but in a discreet off-road. The bar is a bit small and the private areas too dark. But those aside I would definitely recommend.
Thanks for the report Jon. Excite seems to stay busy with a mix of customers looking for immediate action and others looking to hang out at the bar. Cheers!
(To Mr. Rockit … I thought I’d posted this review already, but I can’t see it on my mobile. I did make a couple of minor changes, but if it is a repeat please feel free to remove.)
Hi
I was in Excite Sat 26 Nov, around 4pm.
This was my third visit in as many weeks. There were a few girls sitting outside, but my bosomy girl from my first visit was there so I immediately approached her and we went inside.
Completely empty! Turns out they open at 3pm, so it was only the few girls who live there, and no other customers yet.
She didn’t remember me. So I had to go through the usual opening small talk. I reminded her of our previous encounter, and said I wanted this again, so we quickly moved to the same back seats.
Because there were only girls on the bar area, she asked if I wanted the curtain pulled all the way round, and I said no. So we were only separated from the front of the bar area. Any girls using the toilet or their lockers could see.
We played around a bit this time. I was her first customer so I didn’t mind a bit of lip-locking.
I said it before, and I’ll say it again. Magnificent breasts!
This time they made their way to my mouth and I fed on very soft nipples. Could’ve stayed there longer but she was eager to get going.
She didn’t bother with a knee cushion so just pulled my shorts off and started the cleaning. Then she recognised me! “Oh, now I remember!”, she said. Hah! Not my face or my hair or my eyes. My dick!
I suppose, in her line of work, it’s what sticks in the mind. Made me laugh anyway :)
The same great technique. She really knows her way around a man’s knob. Every now and then a girl would wander by, some curious, so not. Without the curtain all the way round, there was a lot more light, so I was able to see much more in the mirrors.
I held on for as long as I dared without tiring either of us out, and came easily. She stayed with me until the last drop, eventually allowing me to flop into a towelette. Because of what happened last time I was paying very close attention to what she’d do with my cum. She didn’t drop it into a towelette like every other girl so far. Instead, she cleaned me up thoroughly, packed her things away, moved other things back into place, and eventually went into the toilet. I presume to spit.
What she’d have done if it had been occupied I’m not sure. She did try to speak a few times, but only “mmfffmmrrffmmrff…” noises came out. So sweet!!!
No more drinks, so I was off into the day. Next time, I think I’ll go for boom-boom. Cowgirl, I think. Spend more time gazing at those heavenly boobs.
Hi. Your original comment appears on the site already. Try refreshing the page. That should help. Cheers!
Strange. I can see my repost and your reply, but not the original.
Please feel free to remove the above and apologies for the duplicate.
And Happy Xmas and New Year! :)
That is strange. But it probably has something to do with cache. Cheers and thanks for the ongoing reports. They are appreciated!
Visited Excite on 4 December 4pm
Another decision to visit Excite on the spur of the moment. This time a few girls were sat outside. I approached a slender, pretty girl and she escorted me inside, and I sat in what is becoming my usual seat towards the back. Similar chit chat, and approach. Although this was as early as I’d been before it was much busier because it was one of the girls’ birthdays. All the curtained areas were in use, so I thought I’d just have to be patient. Not really an issue, but because it’s a long narrow setup, and dimly lit, other than the girl you’re with there’s not much to look at, even when it’s busy. A minor nitpick.
However, because I seemed eager to get on with it, she asked the owner who said we could use an upstairs room for free.
The room was fairly large with a kingsize bed and brown suede sofa. I chose the sofa and slipped off the shorts. She decided to get almost completely naked apart from her heels, which was nice as she had a good figure. However, as she was on her knees between my legs, I didn’t get to appreciate it for long. I might have tried to encourage a lap-dance, but if she was wet and if she’d sat on my lap in my excited condition, something might have slipped inside something else and a bareback fuck is crazy and not what I needed. (This happened at King’s Club, and as stupid as I felt afterwards it was some months ago and I think/hope I got away with it.)
So, safety first. She wasn’t as good as others, with a bit too much teeth, but she went deep. Whether it was the mood I was in or too many recent blowjobs, it took me quite a while to achieve the goal. Maybe as a result of this, when I came she fairly recoiled, coughed, spluttered, and gagged. She tried to keep me in her mouth, but gave up and withdrew. She hadn’t put a towel down so she made a right old mess of the suede sofa! I used to have one, and they’re going to have a tough job removing that. She did her best with the towelettes, but just made a huge wet patch.
So, after she cleaned me and herself up, I asked her what went wrong. It seems my first blast hit the back of her throat (I was pretty deep) and those were her attempts to not swallow. Understandable, but apparently unsuccessful, she said. She used some of my beer to wash it down with, and then we both had a laugh at the sofa.
On my way out I saw my boobs girl again (she was unsurprisingly busy before), and made a mental note to ask for her next time.
So, although rather a mixed bag visit in the end, the quality of the girls remains high, and (décor notwithstanding) Excite remains one of my favourites.
Thanks for the excellent report Jon. Excite continues to excite! Cheers.
hi great posts. is buying drinks mandatory at excite? thanks
I don’t think so.
Hi
I visited Excite a few times since last post. I’m happy to say it has maintained the high quality of previous posts, and remains one of my favourites. The girls are always fair to good, the service is quick and unfussy, and the prices still very competitive.
And there’s always my big boob girl. When I’m lucky enough to be visiting when she’s available, I know I’m going to enjoy!
I really need to get her on Link…
Thanks for the update Jon. Cheers!
Visited there last Friday at around 6pm and it was already quite busy. Picked up one on the slender cute girls sitting out-front and started drinking with her inside. She even said she used to work at an agogo but didn’t like all the dancing. After one drink we went upstairs for ST, but accidentally walked into the wrong room and saw another girl busy with another customer. After we found the right room she showered me then gave me a good bbbj on the bed in front of the mirror. Afterwards we went downstairs and some customers started spending big on ladydrinks for all the girls. Quickly, they were surrounded by 5 half naked women (only thongs) in one of the booths (including the girl who we interrupted upstairs, who mentioned to us that the guy went limp as a result). Any time one of the half naked ladies got up to get a drink all the other customers would slap her behind in admiration. The was much fondling going on in the booth and also some photography. I then got up to go to the bathroom only to see that in the other booth another customer had been busy with another girl and had forgotten to close the curtain and were just cleaning up. There must have been 30-40 people in this small bar all the while.
The next day I was walking past and saw one of the half naked ladies (now fully clothed) outside so decided to buy her a drink and enquire about her impressions of last nights festivities. Before we could discuss anything however, she grabbed my crotch and started to massage it. Needless to say another ST upstairs was on the cards with another good BBBJ in front of the same mirror as before. When we did get to talking she said she was understandably very hungover, but that none of the big spending customers from last night actually done ST with any of the ladies. Maybe they just wanted the memories and photographs. We sat drinking and chatting for about 3 hours with the bar almost completely empty. The atmosphere there does change dramatically from one day to the next.
Thanks for the report Holt. Cheers!
HI
I recently made 3 separate visits with 3 different girls so I’ll review each individually. Sorry to hit you with all three at the same time!
For my first return visit to Excite I thought I’d go with my reliable big boobed girl. She gives one of the best blowjobs I’ve had in Pattaya, but I’ve always harboured a desire to have full sex. Mainly so I could see those fantastic boobs in all their glory. I tried once before but it was too dark to see much and I was erm, tired from the evening’s libations, so it could have been better. Actually, it was rubbish.
Now it was daytime and I was stone cold sober, so I thought I’d try again. Half a beer and upstairs we went.
Soaping those boobs in the shower was more than enough to get the blood flowing everywhere. She sat me on the bed and popped me in her mouth. I was soon rock hard and eager to get to the real action so I slipped on my own condom and motioned for her to get on top. I went in like a hot knife in butter. No lube that I noticed (she could have slipped some in while she was washing herself but I choose to believe that she was just excited!) This was one of those rare times one actually makes a dream come true. She mainly just gyrated rather than bounced but she’s a big girl so that might have hurt. Also, those boobs are big and heavy so don’t move much. After playing with her nipples for a while she bent forward and let each boob enter my mouth. I was building to a finish too soon. I waited as long as possible and changed position. There’s a large wall mirror along the side of the bed, so I positioned her facing that, stood behind her and slipped back inside. She’s looking at me in the mirror, but I really only had eyes for those big, hefty boobs swinging and swaying and occasionally slapping together. I was fast approaching the end so I propped one foot on the bed to get a better angle and deeper penetration. She seemed to like this and started making little squeaky noises. Out of nowhere she buried her face in the bed and (I think) had an orgasm. Her pussy became so wet and foamy I hardly felt any resistance. If this was faked then I don’t know how she did it.
Suffice it to say I followed suit.
She quickly did what most of them do, which is to check the condom, and satisfied that a) it was still on and b) there were no leaks (it was my condom, after all), she slipped it off and we flopped back on the bed. We chatted for a bit, and I asked if she could recommend any of the petite girls who worked there. She was complimentary about a few and I made a mental note of their names. Which I completely forgot about 5 minutes after I left. D’oh!
Thanks for the full report Jon. It is appreciated!
Hi
I returned a few days later looking for a more petite girl, and sitting outside, front and centre was what appeared to be what I was looking for. She was standing facing me and we locked eyes. I casually looked her up and down. She was short, slim, wearing a tight black miniskirt, with a tight sweater top, and big protruding nipples.
I smiled, held out a hand which she took and we went inside. We got drinks and sat at one of the small tables. It was only as she was returning with the drinks that I noticed she had quite big boobs. Not sure why I didn’t notice before. Maybe her lovely legs and arse distracted me.
I did have slight aspirations of a two-girl blowjob (my first at this place), but my regular girl wasn’t there, and I was looking for contrast i.e. one big busty milf-type girl, one tiny teen-type.
Parking that thought all I had to choose was between a blowjob or sex (if all decisions were that pleasant!!!) As per the previous visit, it was still light and I’d not had a beer yet so I went with sex.
We went to the same room (room 2 has the best placed mirror), and I showered. For some reason she left the room to shower elsewhere. By the time she returned I had lost the erection I’d had since we first held hands. She had a towel wrapped around her, which she slowly dropped. Lovely legs and hips, completely flat stomach, and big boobs. Big fake boobs. She had big dark areola (which I love), so I pulled her towards me, sat her on my lap and lovingly nuzzled them. I’m sorry, but they might look impressive but they rarely feel good.
She took my semi between her legs and dry-humped me for a while. She got me hard, I tried to get her wet. I found her clit and she seemed to like that so we stayed there playing for a while. After a few minutes she pushed me back and went to work with her mouth. She was actually pretty good. Very similar to my other girl. I wondered what would happen if I just let her carry on until I came. Would I have to pay the full boomboom rate? Probably. It was only a fleeting thought because I felt myself getting very aroused, and I wanted to see myself pounding her from behind. I got her on all fours giving me head while I unwrapped the condom and slid it on. I forgot to bring my own, so I had to put up with hers. I’d have struggled putting it on a pencil! I’m lucky enough to have a bigger than average todger, but in these situations it’s a pain. By the time I’d got this thing all the way down I’d lost half my erection. It was also industrial thickness so it took an age to get hard enough to get inside her. She’d turned to face the mirror and was rubbing herself in anticipation. Eventually I was hard enough to give it a go. Couldn’t feel a thing. I kept going in the hope she’d get wetter and/or I’d get harder, but this was going to be a battle. It got into my head a little and I was contemplating giving up and settling for a blowjob finish when she said “Lube” and pointed to the dresser. I applied some to my cock and tried to go back in. Because she’d now raised herself a little her pussy was a little out of range. I tried my best but just kept nudging at her other hole. I thought “what the hell”, grabbed the root of my cock to give myself some hardness, and pushed forward. I fully expected her to stop me or just move forward, but to my surprise she pushed back. Hard. My head popped into her anus and she let out a little squeal. Still she pushed back. More and more went inside her until I felt deep and hard enough to take over. Grabbing her tiny hips I moved her lovely small bum backwards and forwards. Once she’d got the rhythm I let go and she did the work. It was slow because arse was so tight. I added a bit more lube until all of me was inside her. By now I was fully erect and looking to finish. She was moaning quite loudly, even with her face buried deep in the bed sheet. It was quite a sight seeing me fucking this girl’s tight butt and I just wished I had a slightly thinner condom.
I quickened the pace and was going all the way in, and all the way out, and her moans got louder. As I came I went as deep as possible. We stayed like that for maybe a minute. As I deflated I could feel a throbbing or twitching from inside her. I waited until I was fully limp and her contractions had stopped, and withdrew as gently as possible. We just lay side by side for several minutes until I asked her if she was ok. I revealed that I’d not done that for many years and was sorry if it hurt. She just shook her head, smiled and started kissing me all over my face.
Many visits to these girls, whilst very nice, aren’t memorable. But it’s not often we get to enjoy all three holes in one sitting, and for that reason this visit will stay with me for a long, long time.
Thanks for the detailed report Jon. Were you charged extra for the additional input? Cheers.
Hi Rockit
No, she didn’t ask for any more. The way she behaved I got the impression she genuinely liked it.
A surprising number of sex workers in Southeast Asia enjoy anal. At least sometime. It certainly seems to be better liked by working women than the general population! Cheers.
Hi
About a week after my previous visit I returned looking for another petite. I’d gone on their facebook page and picked out the names of three possibles.
As usual there were several girls sitting outside but they were eating. I don’t like to interrupt so carried on walking slowly around the block. I did notice one of the girls looked very slim, but she had her back to me. When I returned about 15 minutes later she was still there, and looked quite young-ish and pretty. Slim, young and pretty. What’s not to like?
I approached her and the other girls said something to her. She seemed genuinely surprised that I wanted her, but she stood and we went inside. My regular girl was also there, but something stopped me asking for her to join us. Ultimately, this is a bucket-list entry I’m looking for but I decided to chat with this girl before choosing.
We sat at the usual tables, and she was instantly all over me. This isn’t strange but there was something about her. She did have a slightly protruding upper set but the overall look was cute.
She was one of the 3 possibles from facebook, so I asked her about the other two. Apparently one of them (by far the prettiest and youngest looking), is rarely there. And the other wasn’t there that day either.
I noticed this girl had a 20 baht note slipped into her top so I took advantage and pointed at her chest. Like so many girls her size, she seemed embarrassed that she had to wear a padded bra just to look like a B cup. Personally, I adore tiny boobs as much as big. I took a peek and her nipples were big, dark, and a little puffy. Lovely! This was definitely going upstairs.
We were again in room 2, and showered together. She must have been wearing very high heels because she was much shorter than she appeared downstairs. Perfect A cup boobs, and a trimmed, not hairless, pussy. Mmmmm.
She took longer to shower so I waited on the bed, watching her dry herself. She put her bag of things on the dresser and as her pussy was close enough I bent forward and gave her a couple of little kisses. She smelled good. Then I lay back with my head propped up on both pillows so I could watch the blowjob which always seems to start the action.
Instead, she put a knee either side of my head and offered me her pussy. I was looking up at her clit only inches away, past her slim tummy, onto those lovely puffy nipples, and finishing on her smiling face as she stared at me. Almost challenging me to do something. No other girl has done this since I came to Pattaya nearly 2 years ago. How she knew it is one of my favourite positions I’ll never know. Maybe hers too. Obviously just one of those coincidences, but what happened next already made this one of those memorable days.
She gently pulled her pussy lips apart, using her thumb to caress her clit. I let out a little “oh my god”, and she gently lowered herself onto my face. My tongue was buried deep and her hands strayed to my head, pulling me further inside her. My hands went to her bum and I slowly started to move her back and forth. She took the hint and started moving on her own. If I’d been stroking myself, I’d have come by now. As it was I could feel a familiar warm throbbing and my cock started getting hard. I daren’t touch it.
Her movements were getting faster, and by now most of my nose, lips and chin were soaked in her juices. The rate she was going I think she was just using me to bring herself off. After a while she became breathless and slowed down so… maybe she did :)
She turned around and we continued with the 69. I was very concerned that I was about to blow so I wondered what would happen if I put a finger in her bum. Nope, not going to happen. She mumbled something and covered her hole with her hand. I’d brought my own condom, so I unwrapped it and got it the right way round so I could put it on in seconds. As gently as I could I got her off me, pointed her at the mirror and she immediately got on all fours. Very intuitive this girl.
I was rock hard, and she was so wet it took no time to get into the full rhythm. From her reaction I think I was a little too big for her, so I backed off a bit. She looked over her shoulder at me and I asked if she was ok. She said “yeah, yeah, yeah”, put the pillows under her stomach and said “now fuck me”.
Watching my cock go in and out of this tiny girl was more than enough, but I briefly imagined my regular girl joining in and I was coming like a train.
She was up and showered before I got my breath back. Apparently, time was up (where the hell did that go?), but she waited patiently until I was ready.
Three memorable visits in a row. At this point I don’t know why I bother going anywhere else.
Another fantastic on the ground report Jon! How busy was the bar when you visited? How many ladies were around? It sounds like this may be one of your favorite places. Based on what you’ve written, it’s not difficult to understand why. Cheers!
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I’d say there were about 6 girls outside, and the same inside. This would have been around 4pm. Maybe one or two other customers.
It probably is my favourite place. It’s close to the busy hub but in a discreet off-street. When you walk by, the girls only gently call out to you, and if you walk up to them they’ll let you choose a partner. Only once or twice have none taken my fancy and I walked past them into the bar. One time a girl followed me in, which was awkward because I had no intention of spending time with her, and the other time I was completely ignored. The problem with having so many girls waiting inside is that the bar is so dark your eyes need 15 minutes just to become slightly accustomed. And occasionally I’ve picked one from outside only to discover an absolute stunner inside.
But if I’m in the area it’s usually the first place I’ll look at. And if none of the girls fit what I’m looking for, I usually have a plan B and C. Yesterday, plan B was 007, which I’ll review now.
Thanks for the follow up. Cheers!
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I was in the area of Excite and decided to stroll by and see who was available. There were a few girls sitting outside, but none of them seemed too interested. One was standing, and she beckoned me in. She was tall and slightly curvy, but looked a bit annoyed with something. I walked inside and she did not follow. This has happened once or twice, and I don’t like it. From what I could tell in the darkness there were no other girls available, but I decided to sit on a barstool and have a beer anyway.
Eventually, one of the girls outside came inside and stood next to me. It looked like the girl I had anal with before (light-coloured hair, big boobs, tiny black leather skirt) but she didn’t act the same. Hardly said anything intelligible in English. But she was quite sexy so I bought her a drink, and we sat along the bench seats. There was an older Chinese-looking guy sitting to our left. He was sat between the two smallest, prettiest girls Excite has to offer, and I must admit to feeling rather envious. I asked my girl what their names were but she played (or was) dumb and I couldn’t get anything out of her. After several minutes of mutual groping I agreed to a blowjob, so we moved to the curtained area.
Her technique was pretty good. She went quite deep, with one hand gently playing with my balls. The other hand looked like it was between her own legs although it was difficult to see. As she increased the rhythm, she started giving out little moans. That may have been just for my benefit, but you never know ;) I must have needed this more than I thought because there was a sudden rush of warmth and I was coming in her mouth. She kept me inside for quite some time, and then did the usual cleanup. Like my boobs girl she didn’t spit straight away, but waited until I was completely clean before going to the bathroom.
I’d almost finished my beer so I was back out on the street soon after.
Not the best visit to Excite, mainly because she was totally disengaged most of the time.
I also noticed that, apart from the petite cuties, the quality of the girls is slipping. But it’s still ok. Just.
Thanks for the grounded report Jon. This review reminded me of some of my visits to this place. It can be hit or miss. Or maybe up and down is more precise. I’ve also seen one or two guys with a lot of women while the rest of the bar was more or less empty. Other times the place is filled with women with no male customers in sight. Cheers!