Should you buy a Fleshlight?

I’ve written once before about the Fleshlight on this site, namely how the stamina training unit can help you last longer in bed and thus get more mileage out of your sexual experiences. At least objectively — sometimes shorter sessions are just as good or better than marathon mat time.

Yet the Fleshlight is also great for the sheer pleasure it provides. You can’t always have sex whenever you want. Sometimes you can’t have it at all. But the Fleshlight is a toy you can reach for at any hour. It feels great and can deliver mind bending orgasms. Using a Fleshlight is totally different than just wanking with your bare hand.

History of the Fleshlight

For those who somehow managed to stay unaware after all these years the Fleshlight is the most popular male sex in the United States. The United States doesn’t have anything like the massive male sex toy industry in Japan. Until recently the only thing available to guys beyond lubricants and their hands were fairly low quality pocket pussies. The inventor of the Fleshlight changed all of that by producing a high quality device that took the country by storm.

The story goes that the creator of the Fleshlight was inspired by his inability to have sex with his pregnant wife. Unwilling to cheat and living in a country where prostitution is for the most part outlawed he came up with something safe and durable. The original Fleshlight looks just as the name would suggest. It’s an artificial vagina made of a synthetic human flesh replica inside of a plastic case that looks like a flashlight. Millions have been sold.

I have no way to know if the original Fleshlight is still the most popular toy the company sells but they have certainly come out with many other things over the years. Some like the monster themed toys they release for the Halloween season never interested me much but I have always checked back around Christmas because I know it is when they run their biggest sale of the year. When I looked at the site this time around I found that they have released a number of new items which look like they may be worth checking out. I can only place my own orders though. It’s up to each person to decide if they want to follow in my footsteps.

Why I use Fleshlight

How well does the Fleshlight work? As a man that has stuck his dick into hundreds of pussies, mouths, and assholes over the years I have to honestly say that it does not feel exactly like any of those wonderful places of pleasure. It doesn’t feel like a hand either though. The Fleshlight feels like a Fleshlight, and that feeling is quite good. When lubed up it’s a nice, easily accessible and pleasurable place to pop your prick into. The various styles and textures on hand offer all sorts of variance, every bit of it good.

Even with as much action as I get I still break out my Fleshlight collection on a regular basis when I want to blast one off immediately. It’s a nice switch up. If I was stuck in some pussy desert in the middle of nowhere, you better believe that my collection of Fleshlights would be getting even more use.

When is the best time to purchase a Fleshlight?

The best possible time to buy a Fleshlight is between Black Friday and Cyber Monday. The people at the company behind the best selling male sex toy in history say that is their busiest sales time of the year. A part of that is surely due to holiday shoppers. But that is also when Fleshlight runs the best sales of the years.

Fleshlights can often be purchased at a huge discount during that period. For what it offers the Fleshlight is already pretty inexpensive. When it’s on sale it represents an amazing value.

If you’ve ever even considered purchasing a Fleshlight though, right now is the time to pull the trigger. You have nothing to lose by simply checking out the Fleshlight website and seeing what’s on offer. If there are some price cuts running you get yourself a deal. But even the regular full price is reasonable. Plus you won’t have to wait for your own personal pussy to arrive.

Does the Fleshlight make a good gift?

Why are more Fleshlights sold in the run up to Christmas than in any other part of the year? I imagine more shoppers would be buying Fleshlights as a gift that keeps on giving for themselves than for others. But I can’t say for sure.

One perpetually horny gal that I shagged regularly for a period of years actually bought me a Fleshlight for Christmas a few years ago, and insisted on using it on me to see how it worked. That could be because I introduced her to the wonders of the Hitachi massage wand for women. I have to say I was happy. But I can’t speak for every man.

Like her, I think many people pick up the Fleshlight while they are already online and actively shopping. Once you get the ties, socks and fruit baskets, it is only another click or two to get a fully functioning artificial orifice sent directly to your door.

Another contributing factor has to be the major discounts that Fleshlight runs over this period. Your dollar will go further during the sale period than it will for any other time over the rest of the year. So that has to come into consideration.

Why I recommend the Fleshlight

I never started this site with the intention of making money. It’s nice when it happens, but it definitely wasn’t — and isn’t — the goal of Rockit Reports. Besides, the amount of time I put into creating the content here vastly surpasses any monetary rewards I receive. When you see something promoted on this website it’s not only because I get a certain percentage of sales. In many cases I don’t. I’ve never let a lack of affiliate program prevent me from telling you about something that I think is good.

I do get a percentage of the proceeds of Fleshlight sales from customers that discover the product through this site. But I’ve used and recommended the product long before this site even existed. Simply put, the Fleshlight feels good and can help prepare you for better real life sex.

Over the years a few readers have asked how they could donate or otherwise contribute to this site. One way to do that would be to pick up a Fleshlight. Instead of just ponying over some dough to a guy you’ve never met, you’ll also get the added benefit of having a nice pink pussy on hand available for poking twenty four hours a day, three hundred and sixty five days a year.

As always though, readers who want to visit the site without digging into their hard earned cash are quite welcome. I hope they’ll continue to visit along with any other who can kick up some dinero.

If you do end up picking up a Fleshlight or you already own one, feel free to let the rest of the readers know how it is in the comment section. For or against, that kind of user review is harder to beat than a sore dick.