The Handy is an automated stroking machine and all around incredible male sex toy. With this toy you can basically get a nice lubed up wank any time you’d like. I’m not talking about tossing yourself off with a handful of lotion here. Instead you can lay back and let this great piece of modern machinery do all the work.
The Handy can even be used with various programs to vary the way it strokes you off. You can let an algorithm deliver a random stroke pattern that is about as close to a real handjob as I have ever felt.
Or you can use a script designed by someone else to put you through the paces. You can sync the toy up with porn videos to get pumped in unison with the people on the screen. Finally you can let someone else control the stroking remotely!
This well engineered machine is specifically made to get guys off and I am here to tell you that it works. Forget about any ideas of old blow up dolls or low end “pocket pussies”. We’ve entered a realm that previously would have been found only in futuristic science fiction.
The future of masturbation
The Handy bills itself as the future of masturbation. On the one hand the future is now. On the other hand we’ve come a long way! There are rock paintings demonstrating the cave man version of the knuckle shuffle. The ancient Sumerians wrote poetry about choking the chicken. The ancient Greeks and Romans apparently thought masturbation was a lowly way to get off suitable only for slaves. But they never had a machine pull their puds!
Most men masturbate and that is a fact. In the past we didn’t talk about the subject much. Nowadays you can buy cream for stroking at Wal-Mart or Boots. For better or worse we’re more comfortable in our own skin. And beating our own meat. Of course there a lot of ways to bop your bologna. You can even enhance it with various implements.
I still remember the first time I saw a male masturbator. I was immediately intrigued. The thing seemed good enough at the time even though it was low quality and not very flexible. After a while male sex toys became a little better in the west. They even started to gain some popularity in America with the invention of toys like the Fleshlight.
Later I discovered the high quality detailed onaholes of Japan. I thought that was about as far as things would go until recently. I’ve now experienced automated male masturbation in a way I honestly never thought possible.
An automated stroker
The Handy is a motorized unit with a robotic arm. That arm is connected to a stretchy strap. The adjustable strap holds one of many available sleeves. That is about it. The beauty however is in the simplicity. You can open the box, lube up the sleeve, and be receiving a professional level handie in a matter of minutes.
A few key buttons on the side of the machine let you adjust the speed and the stroke length. You can get long strokes that go from the tip of your dick to the shaft. Or you can get short strokes on any part of your rod that you’d like. Then you can decide if you want a long slow stroke job to prolong things or a high intensity pump. Just be forewarned. Even with my extensive experience it can be difficult to hold out for long when this thing is cranked all the way up.
As mentioned you can also get a lot more involved by using any of the various methods of control. Whether you want to match the machine’s movements to a porn star’s motions on screen or let your significant other control your cock beating from the other side of the world you can do it with this little wonder. Either way I have to say that The Handy is a bundle of pure enjoyment and pleasure.
The great thing about the strap is that it is adjustable. So you can either tighten down your sleeve or leave it open and loose. This allows you to match the toy to your own physical characteristics. Or you can manipulate the tightness depending on how intense of a session you want to experience.
The Handy plugs into the wall so you don’t have to worry about battery life. Clean up is a breeze too. The main unit doesn’t really get dirty so there’s not much to use there. Instead you just loosen the strap, remove the sleeve, and give it a good wash out under the faucet.
Once again I have to say that I simply astounded by this toy. Even when I dreamed of flying cars I never imagined that I would one day have my own little handjob machine to pull me off any time I wanted. The Handy is more than worth the purchase price and an all around fantastic device. I have to give it five stars. 
The Handy is available at https://www.thehandy.com
