The Mia Jiggy Ass Sex Doll is a innovative new male sex toy. Large enough to be considered “full size”, this molded rear end actually comes with three interchangeable vaginal sleeves. This allows for easy cleaning as well as a change in sensation.
My experience with male sex toys goes back many years. I’ve probably had more interaction with these pleasure gadgets than many reading this review. I’ve been through it all from the early “pocket pussies” sold out of the back of adult magazines to modern onaholes from Asia. In the past I’ve even reviewed a full size sex doll with giant breasts.
In Japan larger male sex toys that come complete with molded backsides are referred to as “hips”. This is because the English word hip actually means buttocks in Japan. Perhaps I am overly influenced by the large sex toy industry in the land of the Rising Sun. But I would also refer to the Mia Jiggly Ass as a hip toy.
I ordered the Mia hip online and it arrived just a few days later. The box wasn’t overly large but it did have some weight too it. Since the toy weighs 19.2 lbs (8.7 kg) I expected that. I wasn’t sure what exactly I would find inside of the box however.
Unboxing Mia’s jiggly ass
Inside of the discreet cardboard box I found another retail ready black box. It had the name of the product with some alluring images on the outside. Inside of that box I found a top layer with a full catalog from the manufacturer, as well as a smaller box containing one of three interchangeable artificial vaginas.
After removing that top polystyrene layer I saw the toy in all its glory. The name turned out to be very accurate. There wrapped in some protective plastic was a big jiggly ass — I mean this thing really wiggles! Below that I found another vaginal sleeve. As I examined the toy I discovered that the third vagina was already installed.
I have to admit that I was a little skeptical about the interchangeable pussies on this toy. I’ve only tried two “hip holes” before. One was very good and the other was pretty average. But they both came with just the one hole. The idea of being able to change holes intrigued me. At the same time I wondered how practical it would be.
As it turns out, the idea was executed flawlessly with the Mia Jiggly Ass. When I first looked at the toy, I thought there was a mistake. It seemed that the ass has a vagina already molded right into the unit. Only after a little exploring did I realize that the vagina sleeve integrates perfectly with the toy once it is installed. A sort of rim is molded into the toy that covers any gap you might expect between the removable vagina and the rest of the larger hip.
Taking Mia’s jiggly ass for a ride
As mentioned earlier, the Mia hip toy has some significant weight to it. Yet it is still a lot more manageable than a full size sex doll. Any able bodied adult male could handle this nearly 20 pound toy with relative ease. Sure it is not as light as a regular masturbation sleeve. But that is actually the point. This toy has the heft and spring to withstand the full impact of your thrust.
I was able to get the toy out of the box, washed, and ready for use in a matter of minutes. The first thing that stuck out to me was the roundness of the ass on Mia. This toy has a real bubble butt! You don’t see a backside this round in real life very often. The last time I did I was in a roadside bar somewhere in Nicaragua.
As with any soft plastic sex toy proper use of Mia’s holes requires a liberal application of lube. I keep sex lubricants in large containers with pump heads so it was no trouble for me to get both the toy and my toll prepared. A few pumps of lube and a couple of minutes of a classic porn staring Christy Canyon were more than enough to have me standing at full attention and ready to enter this new quest.
I started out with the hole that came preinstalled. The opening has flowering open lips that looked inviting. Inside a series of flat spongy sections lined the canal. At the very end the hole tightened up before expanding into a round reservoir. The thing was tight too. It took a lot of lube and some effort to get inside of this tunnel. When I finally popped inside it reminded me of entering a woman with a narrow opening. Once inside the toy quickly warmed up and immediately started feeling similar to the real deal.
Changing positions
I started out using the Mia hip from standing missionary position. By laying the hip on a bed this was easy. That is not always true of hip toys or even full size sex dolls. That is mainly because the angles of the legs tend to get in the way. There is no toy getting into position with Mia. It is a great toy for either standing or regular missionary style in my experience. And the unit has enough weight to stay in place. So you don’t have to chase it all around to stay inside.
With the toy on its “back” you can hold one hand on top of the flat top and then drive as hard as you’d like into it. The rubbery material creates a sensation similar to dribbling a basketball. This pushes the toy back and gives you something solid to dig into.
Other positions are equally good. Or better. This toy has just the right size to grab by the sides. Doing that you can give it a real pounding. While this toy may only represent a small portion of a real woman, the fact is that doing it doggy style has a very similar feeling to real action from the back. The spring ass cheeks almost seem to push back and interact. It is quite amazing considering we are talking about a molded inanimate object.
The Mia hip can also be used for cowgirl and reverse cowgirl position. In my view this is the most enjoyable way to enjoy the toy. And since it is just a hip there is nothing to get in the way of your viewing pleasure. So you can lay back, watch a porn video, and pump away at this significant chunk of toy. The weight of the toy is enough to provide a real riding sensation. When you lift the toy with each stroke the weight of the unit pushes back down. Once you get moving it honestly feels like the hip is riding you back.
The toy feels great when facing or facing away. The sensations are simply different. I had the best time in regular cowgirl which incidentally is one of the most enjoyable positions I’ve found with actual women. The first time I took Mia for a spin the cowgirl riding was enough to put me over the edge.
Trying other holes
After breaking in the Mia Jiggly Ass for the first time I decided to try the other holes provided in the box. One was marker “regular experience” and the other was labeled “suitable for beginners”. While I am obviously not a beginner I still gave both removable vaginas an honest go.
The regular experience sleeve came double bagged inside the box. The front of the toy has a prominent clit and labia with a bright pink coloration. A small opening lead to a canal lined with tiny bumps that alternated in pattern. There were also a series of twists and turns that got tighter as they extended towards the back.
The beginner hole has lips that stick right out. When I first opened the box I suddenly got hungry for oysters. A slightly larger opening in this sleeve leads to a less tight and constricted tunnel. It is lined with a variety of bumps and nubs that provide good sensation without being too intense. At the end of the canal there is a larger reservoir style opening.
The regular sleeve offers a good realistic feeling that is perhaps a little more realistic than the originally installed hole. The beginner hole feels just as good but it is a lot less intense. I can see the beginner hole being used more for long relaxing sessions or perhaps for those who have a tendency to unload early.
The Mia hip also comes with a super tight little asshole. This cannot be removed for cleaning. The hole is tiny and has a tight snapping grip. The inside is lined with some small bumps that make penetrating this particular orifice an extreme experience.
Summary
The biggest downside to any male sex toy is the post play cleanup. That’s especially true of larger toys like hips and full sized dolls. In our post-orgasm moment of zen the idea of washing a mixture of spunk and lube out of a tight hole and down a drain isn’t anyone’s idea of fun. With the Mia Jiggly Ass’s removable vagina things are actually a big easier.
With a dry hand it is pretty easy to reach into the larger concealed orifice and pull out the removable vagina. That smaller vagina can then be taken to a faucet for easy cleaning. It’s a lot better than dragging an entire hip into a wash room. Still I can’t help but wash down an entire toy after every use. To me it only seems to be a basic sanitary measure. Especially after giving the included anus a good workout.
As good as male sex dolls have become I still have an undying love and admiration for real women. I don’t in a zero sum game here. Male sex toys and real human relationships can exist side by side among understanding and respectful adults. When that isn’t the case guys can still get off in a sex toy without any of the inherent effort of maintaining interpersonal relationships. Women have long had dildos and vibrators. It’s great that men now have a choice of pleasurable toys like the Mia Jiggly Ass.
The Mia Jiggly Ass is a based on a very interesting idea that was executed quite well. I was skeptical when I first heard the concept. But after using the toy I am a true believer. It is just the right size, easy to clean, and significantly close to the feeling of the real thing. I find this realistic hip masturbator to be very close to perfect. For that reason I give it four-and-a-half stars. 
The Mia: 19.2LB Jiggly Ass Removable Vagina Sex doll is available from Tantaly.com
