The five best condoms in the world
I first published this post way back in 2013 before this site grew into what it is today and the tone and quality reflect that. I am republishing it in an edited form today in an attempt to clean up and generally improve the site. I will also impart some of the knowledge I have gained over the last few years into this and other posts as I do a sort of “Rockit Renewal.” Enjoy!
If you’re going to do a lot of fucking, chances are you’re going to go through a lot of rubbers. And the more you bang, the more you will become in tune with the quality of the sheath you use to shield your shaft. When you get into the dozens and hundreds, the regular old standard boner balloon might not cut it. The first few times I fucked I probably could have worn a Hefty bag and still got my load off in a minute or two. These days I much prefer to use a better brand of rubber to enhance my feeling and reduce the impact the rubber has on my enjoyment. In the right situation with a hot enough woman or situation a thick standard condom might not be an issue but there are a lot of other less intense times when it can matter. When I’m buying the condoms I make sure I make the right choice. I don’t want to waste my time and money plugging along inside a pudgy prophylactic that feels like a trash bag instead of feeling the pleasures of the pink!
Based on my vast experience I present the following list of the five best internationally available condoms:
1. Okamoto 004 – Okamoto is the leading condom company in Japan. They make a wide variety of rubbers. Some have been available in Asia for years. Okamoto are among the most common rubbers sold in Thailand and Cambodia for example. People from outside of the region started picking them up as soon as they came across them perhaps out of convenience. Over time they became popular with people around the world for their great quality and thinness.
Okamoto was smart enough to take advantage of the situation (a move intelligently followed by the male sex toy maker TENGA in a country where some companies are happy to limit themselves to the domestic economy even at the cost of loss possible profits). Japanese Okamoto condoms available for sale around Asia were soon joined by a line of Okamoto designed specifically for the international market (which in practice meant an increase in size).
Not long after came the development of the 004 (Zero Zero Four) Okamoto latex condom. What’s so good about them, besides the quality? They are very, very thin. How thin? A mere 0.04 millimeters in thickness, compared to the average of 0.06 mm for other condoms like those from American industry leader Trojan. Some may worry that thinner condoms may be less safe than the thicker variety. Countless studies have shown that the one has no correlation with the other which to me is another reason to go thin.
When purchased in regular retail outlets these condoms can be a bit pricey even though they are becoming more common than they were years ago when I had to hunt them out. I’ve seen a three pack go for as much as $5 US in convenience stores in Southeast Asia. It’s still not that bad when considering what you’re talking about but it’s way above average price of a love glove.
The obvious solution to that is to purchase the condoms from a place like Toy Demon, Amazon.com or Drugstore.com and have them delivered to your home. In that way you can save a ton of money and be prepared in advance. There are lot of varieties of Okamoto condoms but most don’t seem to be that much better than the regular version of the 004 that comes in the hologram silver box. With perhaps one exception…
2. Okamoto 001 – What’s better than a condom that has a thickness of 0.04 millimeter? How about one that is only 0.01 millimeters? Okamoto came out with just such a product in April 2015. The thinnest condom in the world is now available around the world thanks to the internet.
In order to go so thin Okamoto had to change from the standard latex material to polyurethane. This material provides the additional benefit of conducting heat better as well, making the 001 probably the best all around condom in existence. Believe it or not tests show that the 001 is even stronger than the 002 Okamoto released some time ago. Most of the people surveyed said they could feel the difference between the 001 and the 002. While I wasn’t reached for comment I can say that I feel the difference too.
The only issue with the Zero One is that they are damn expensive. I’ve seen 3 packs in Southeast Asian convenience stores for as much as 20 US dollars when I have found them at all. They are cheaper in Japan of course. Anywhere else in the world they will cost you.
Kanojo Toys sells 001 condoms for 18 bucks. The are often sold on Amazon for a bit less but prices can change there from one day to the next.
If money is a big problem the 004 makes more sense since it is a hell of a lot cheaper. For those used to crappy condoms like the regular offerings from Durex and Lifestyle it will be like stepping into heaven. It was for me. But once I got used to the Zero Zero Fours I realized that the 001 was enough of an improvement to be worth the steep price of admission.
3. Okamoto Crown – The most well-known if not most comfortable cock cradle from Okamoto is probably the Crown condom. The slogan printed on every package says a lot: “the closest thing to nothing at all.” Well, it’s not exactly true. The 001 is clearly the closest thing to nothing at all, though to be fair to Okamoto it was developed long after the Crown came on to the market.
The original Crown condoms that were made in Japan came in a silver foil package. They were known as “Skin Less Skin.” For the last several years Crown condoms they have been produced in a blue plastic wrapper in Thailand. Some say the quality has decreased noticeably after the change though in my vast experience of laying lots of wood I don’t feel that is the case whatsoever.
On the other hand an advantage to the shift in production is that prices seem to have dropped a lot as well. Toy Demon carries twelve packs of Okamoto Crowns for less than six dollars now. Bulk orders can be made at Amazon for even less but I’ve seen a few poor reviews that would make me think twice before ordering. I wouldn’t want to end up with 50 expired condoms even if they sold for pennies on the dollar and came with a money back guarantee.
4. Kimono Microthin – Next on the list is the Kimono Microthin condom. I don’t know the exact measurements of this cock casing but it rivals the best of the best and surpasses most American and European “ultra thin” models by a long shot. What’s more it’s relatively inexpensive. The price for a quantity of these condoms at outlets like ToyDemon and a few others averages at around 50 cents a pop. That’s not bad for such a high quality wang wall.
It’s better to grab the international version indicated by English printing on the package if you’re worried about fit even though any version will get the job done unless you’re hung like a horse. There was a “Kimono Ultrathin Large” version available for the well endowed but it has been discontinued. One reason may be because the standard ultrathin suffices for anyone who isn’t half equestrian.
This condom is also from Japan but it doesn’t seem to be well known inside of the country whatsoever.
5. Lifestyles Skyn – This is probably the best American condom I have ever come across. They certainly don’t surpass the Okamoto offerings on this list but they are up there.
The Skyn not as widely available as regular Lifestyles condoms but it’s not too tough to find either. A lot of pharmacies carry it and it can be easily ordered from websites like Amazon and Drugstore.com. They are a lot less expensive on the internet. Sky condoms are usually fifty cents each or less when ordered in any quantity on Amazon for example.
These jimmy hats are not made of latex but rather a material called polyisoprene. I’m no scientist and I can’t tell you about the chemical make up of these condoms but I can certainly feel a difference between these and the standard sheaths they hand out for free at STD clinics and Planned Parenthood. I would always take one of these over an original Lifestyles, Trojan or Durex if given the choice. Apparently it was tough to get non Latex condoms on the market in the US but the results indicate that the long struggle was worth waging.
If the countless positive reviews online are anything to go by I am not alone in my preference. Lifestyles gives out free samples on their website to people who live in the US so you don’t have to take my word for it or even the word of dozens of Amazon reviewers.
And that’s it. My list of the top prick protectors is complete.
Did you notice a trend? All of the condoms on this list but one come from Japan. I didn’t design it that way. It just so happens that the best of the best come from the Land of the Rising Sun. That makes sense if you think about it, since Japan has one of the largest and best sexual service industries in the world.
Have you tried any of these condoms? What did you think? Are there some that I’m missing? Let me know.