Review: The Eden Club — Bangkok, Thailand

The Eden Club is one of the older shops in Bangkok offering the “porn star experience” (PSE) at a moderate rate.

The Eden Club is located on Sukhumvit Soi 7/1, not far from Dr. BJ’s Nuru Massage. Getting there is easy, just take exit one out of Nana Station on the BTS, or have a cab or tuk tuk drop you off on the corner.

The shop isn’t in a discreet location, but the street itself is. And hey, this is Bangkok we’re talking about. A number of women on the staff will be outside waiting to tempt passing guys inside. Any western men on this street must be looking for sex, as there is really no other reason to be there. Once you walk inside you’ll take a quick seat at the bar and wait for the owner to greet you.

The shop is owned by a middle-aged French guy who frankly speaking is a little creepy. He seems to always be there during business hours, which in itself isn’t too strange. But his in your face approach and way of talking is not very comfortable to say the least. Imagine a male porn star from the 1980’s and you’ll be about halfway there. That’s my opinion anyway. That’s what you’re here to read, right?

He will give you a rundown of the rules in English, and explain that at his shop taking two women is standard. As this is happening, a lineup of all the available women will form. There are usually 2 dozen or so. Girls to the left of the line on the way do anal. Girls on the right of the line do not. It’s suggested that you pick a woman you like and then let her pick a friend to go with her. You get better chemistry this way.

Most of the women here are not great looking. Don’t get me wrong, they are a lot better than the selection you might find at a Wal-Mart in Minnesota, but by Thai sex industry standards they are mostly on the lower end.

A lot of the women who work here seem to be pretty “experienced,” in their 30’s or possibly even their 40’s. In theory this could mean that they know more about how to please a guy, but in this case it seems only to mean that they are hardened and in a lot of cases even burned out.

There are times when pounding away at a hardcore whore could be something you want. But the experience here is supposed to be a lot more. This is supposed to be a place where a guy can go to live out his fantasies. I don’t know many guys that fantasize about 40 year old sex workers with saggy tits and stretch marks.

Some of the girls are cute, but it can be tough getting a good look at their bodies. You may end up picking a girl with a cute face who in turn will pick an unattractive friend. Then, when you get to the room, you’ll find out that the cute girl’s body is wrecked and the unattractive one looks a lot better. You never know.

It is also possible that I’ve just visited at “bad times,” or when the most beautiful women were booked. But since I’ve tried the place multiple times, never been there at the same time as another customer (at least that I’ve seen coming in or out), and have always had dozens of ladies to choose from, I doubt it.

Regardless, you should be able to find something manageable. When you do, you and your new lady friends will head upstairs.

A 90 minute session, which is the standard here, runs 3900 baht ($128 US), payable to the female Thai cashier behind the bar after you finish. The action happens on premises. Out-call is available, but at a higher rate. You can tip if you’d like but it’s not expected at all.

The rooms are clean and private. An old school box TV is hanging from the ceiling of each, with some hardcore threesome porn playing. It appears to be European stuff most of the time. The ceilings are mirrored, which even though a bit cheesy sounding is actually a nice touch. There is a nicely sized clean bathroom and shower in each room as well. Things can actually be a bit mechanical because of this in my opinion, with some ladies constantly showering and brushing their teeth in between every little event. This, combined with the condom putting on and taking off of condoms can be a bit annoying. I guess that’s just the nature of the game though.

When you enter you will shower and brush your teeth, and the ladies will follow. Afterwards you will head to the bed. Usually one of the girls will start sucking you while the other is still getting cleaned. After that, the threesome action begins. And this is where I always have my “problems” (if you can call them that, a lot of people around the world are sexless or even starving). Sure the shag is good enough, and I always get at least two loads off, but there is something lacking. You really have direct the women that work here. If you don’t ask specifically for something, even if it’s “standard” in a threesome, you won’t get it. If you don’t tell one girl to go down on the other, they won’t. If you don’t explicitly ask for this or that position or combination, you won’t get it. Even if you pick a “three-holer” from the left side of the anal line, you won’t get any booty action unless you say “now I’d like to pump your butt,” or something similar. If you just lay back and try to let them do the work, you’ll get vanilla oral and full service from each lady, one at a time.

There are times when taking charge is not only okay but great. But when I come to a place that supposed to offer porn star experience hardcore action I expect the women servicing me to take the lead. That’s what I’m paying for, but yet it has never happened for me here. I even repeated my visits to Eden and tried many different women on their staff to see if this was just a fluke, but it really doesn’t seem to be.

I’m sure the management would say that I should have talked to them about poor or mediocre service. But who really wants to do that? The whole setup is already a bit cold and impersonal for my tastes. I’d rather not make it worse on myself.

I have nothing against the women who work here anyway, and I did not want to cause them any trouble. I’m sure their job is already tough enough.

As an aging in-call facility with many unattractive women and offering mechanical performance on the regular, it’s hard for me to give Eden a high rating. Maybe if it was somewhere else, I’d lower the standard. But here in Thailand where there is just so much sex available I can’t justify it, especially with the rates being what they are. I give The Eden Club a star and a half. After three visits, I probably wouldn’t return. The place does continue to be popular though, so maybe I just don’t “get it.” Visit for yourself and see what you think.

The Eden Club, Sukhumvit Soi 7/1, Bangkok, Thailand. Website: http://www.edenbangkok.com/ Phone: +66 (0) 2255 4672 Open seven days a week from noon to midnight.

**UPDATE: The price for a 90 minute session is now 4200 Baht as of January, 2015.**

1.5

38 Comments

  1. dexlowe says:

    Once was enough in this place. You described the girls and their attitude correctly, but was a little “gentle” on the arrogant French twat, I feel. Unpleasant bastard. Better fun to be had trawling the other bars in the street and connecting with the girls and whipping them off for a short time. My most memorable nights have been with beer bar girls from there. Ok, you might have to cruise a bit to find the right one sometimes, but hey, that’s part of the adventure. And the thing is, there’s no shortage of talent or variety. But I do take issue with you on this comment of yours: Any western men on this street must be looking for sex, as there is really no other reason to be there. Wrong. Some of the bars in 7/1 are regular meeting holes for the local lads. And some of the staff will not be barfined. Great place, though. Haven’t been there for a while as I now live inland from Pattaya, but I miss it. Now I’m going to go and drown my sorrows in the local blow job bar. Bye.

    • rockit says:

      Hi. Thanks for taking the time to comment. Apologies if there are other goings on around there that I don’t know about. In any case, I imagine few who can be found around there are strangers to paying for it. Cheers!

      PS. Which BJ bar is it? Maybe something I don’t know of yet. Always in the market for new locations.

    • guy says:

      hard to take exception with his comment since 7/1 is arguably the sleaziest soi in bangkok lol

  2. dexlowe says:

    There are several bj bars on the “darkside” where I live. For those not familiar with this area, it’s inland from Pattaya/Jomtien, and is basically a more suburban environment for those with a more settled down disposition (families). For sex tourists, it’s better to stick to Pattaya – nightlife is limited and scattered in this rather widespread area. Plenty of bj bars in Patts, like the rather tatty (these days) Pumpstation. Lolitas is closed now, of course – that caused a bit of hand-wringing (ahem).

    • rockit says:

      Yes, the darkside is worth mentioning. Sometime soon I’d like to do an extensive write up that covers that area along with LK Metro and other parts of Pattaya that get less attention. Sad about Lolita’s closing. I was planning on reviewing it soon. It was certainly better than what the Pump Station has become. Soi 6 seems to be the best location for that kind of fun at this time.

  3. Ravishetty says:

    …If I compare my experience to yours, I think you may just have been unlucky. Maybe you went there at a bad time…
    I used their services recently (October 2013) and found that the girls were more than ok.
    Can’t tell about the French guy he was not there when I was. I went at about 8.30 pm and got around 20 ladies in front of me and if I give you that some of them may not be so fresh, all tastes are in the nature and I just took the nice ones and left the ones not appealing to me…
    I hope you will have more luck the next time, if next time there is….
    As for me, was quite an experience!!!

    • rockit says:

      Hi. Thanks for stopping by to comment. Experiences and tastes vary widely so it’s always possible for two guys to have completely different experiences in the same place, even at the same time! There are a lot of reports similar to mine floating around out there so it seems at least some agree. I’m glad you were able to enjoy it. It’s not that I hate the place, and complaining about such fun can seem ridiculous, but compared to everything else that is available in Thailand and the rest of the world I think I scored it pretty fairly. Cheers!

  4. Mikkel Smith says:

    Has any body wondered they might be recording you.

    • rockit says:

      I haven’t, for two reasons. The first is that if they were, the business wouldn’t last very long. The second is that I can’t imagine anyone would want a video of the customers there, who are just regular guys. Besides, if you worry about such things too much you may miss out on a lot of fun in life. Cheers.

  5. ahmad says:

    Are these type of shops around the entire city, or is there one particular location?

    • rockit says:

      There are all kinds of shops around Bangkok, including some soapies (like Annies, which is reviewed on this site) that will do similar things. But there are only really two shops that I know of that operate exactly like this, the Eden Club in Bangkok and the Devil’s Den in Pattaya (also reviewed on this site). Cheers.

    • Dehan says:

      I don’t think that there are many such clubs in Thailand. Eden club in Bangkok and Devil’s in Pattaya good for anal sex lovers and also many free lancers are also available for anal sex.

    • rockit says:

      You can sometimes have luck asking the mamasans at go gos who the “three holders” are. You can also have a lot of luck at many of the massage parlors around town. But yes, in this format your options are limited. These two places are hardly the best things going. Cheers.

  6. NumberSix says:

    I could not help but leave a little comment here. I remember when this place first opened. Infact, when this place first opened–you could go in and just sit around, have drinks, and hang with the ladies. I did it a couple of times during its first week or two open. It was a blast since the women were pretty amazing when buying them drinks.

    However, the French owner quickly discovered that his girls were getting tied up in drinks and not available for short time. So after about the first month or two–he angrily instituted this policy where you were allowed to enter and order one drink while he lined up the ladies on either side of the line and you had to choose two–or finish your drink and leave.

    Believe it or not, he and his club became famous 15 years ago and he was almost celebrated as the bastard described above. What I like about the description above is how all things in life get old. Fifteen years later, and you wonder whether the experience is now getting long in tooth.

    I have been there about 2 or 3 times in my life. I enjoyed every visit. I also agree that if you do not speak up–it will be a pretty plain vanilla experience. On the other hand, I will give the place credit for this . . . If you want to have two girls–one in a nurses outfit and one in a flight attendant uniform, one going down on you while the other bones her with a strap on–all while you are eating ice cream and watching Euro porn–I can think of no better place.

    But even that gets old after a while.

    Thanks for the review.

    • rockit says:

      Hi Number Six. Thanks for the comment. I may have to revisit just so I can try the ice cream thing. Cheers!

  7. Timbo says:

    Hi the main reason I go to Eden club is its the best place for a guaranteed rimming in Bangkok. I get one girl in a 69 sucking me and the other between my legs with her tongue up my arse until i cum in the 69 girls mouth – tonguing her pussy the while. Good value.

    • rockit says:

      I can respect that, though I do know other shops that offer guaranteed rimming. Thanks for the comment! Cheers.

  8. Alan says:

    Hi guys yeah. I’m become crazy with the rimming.
    Whats the best place for rimming where the girl will eat you out for long periods of time and not afraid to get it in deep while the other works your cock deepthroating or riding.

    cheers

    • rockit says:

      It’s not a common practice anywhere but could quite possibly be scored in a number of massage parlors were services are stated up front. Cheers.

  9. Alan says:

    any possible recommendations?

    • rockit says:

      Sorry, I don’t recommend or advocate anything on this site. Like I said, it shouldn’t be difficult to find what you’re looking for. I would guess that you may be interested in the recent review I did of Ice and May at Bamboo Massage. Cheers.

  10. Wolvenvacht says:

    It is all a matter of managing your expectations. Yes indeed the girls at Eden Club aren’t the youngest or prettiest, but they are all experienced in their trade and can be ordered around to fulfill most of your fantasies. Of course they are not clair-voyant, so you have to be explicit about what you want. You can think of it as making a porn movie with you being both the star AND the director. Unless you tell them otherwise, you get suck + fuck from each of the girls sequentially, with usually some rimming added. If you want anything else, just ask. It helps, if before you go there, you have “written” a script in your head of what you exactly want. One time I was there I fucked one girl doggy-style while her tits were sucked by the other girl who pounded her pussy with a big dildo. With mirrors on the ceiling and all the walls, it really looked as I was starring in a porn-movie. ;)

  11. Lee says:

    Completely accurate review of Eden (I look forward to reading your other reviews)
    I first went to the Eden club about 7years ago and have been maybe 6 times but with varied experiences. 2-3 really good times and 2-3 very mediocre experience.
    About 3 years ago the owner sold the club and a different French guy bought it
    Now the porn star experience has almost gone compared to previous years and he put the pice up from 3400 to 3900
    In my opinion your better off going to soi 6 (pattaya) and getting two girls for 1000 each (no anal)
    Tip: if you do go to Eden get there at 1pm when they open for more selection and a fresher pussy!
    I would have given Eden a 7/10 5years ago now I’d agree with your 1.5/10 why would you pay almost 4k for two ugly bitches and only 90 mins for a poor pornstar experience? The owner is an idiot and missing running a potential gold mine

  12. mohan says:

    Amazing experience with Dao and another lady at Eden club. non-stop A level service for 90min. Both of them very enthusiastic and seem to be enjoying themselves. Will repeat

  13. whore says:

    One expensive drink then listing to the” frog fuck head” is enough, What a dip shit he is. sorry girls spending my money up the road

  14. Karl says:

    how many shots do you get for that whole 90 minutes? Is it just 1 shot and your done? really curious

    • rockit says:

      As far as I know there is no limit. Customers get the entire time. Cheers.

    • Marc says:

      I went there 2 times and not more than one shot and about 45 minutes. It’s a sex factory and get them out and gone ASAP is how it operates. It is not a club but a highly illegal brothel. The last owner Marc was known to intimidate and even threaten customers who posted their negative opinions about the place. It’s a brothel with ugly prostitutes as hard as nails and criminal owners, prostitution and pimping being illegal in Thailand.

  15. faheem murtaza says:

    i want to be a male pornstar,, kindly tell me how and where i can apply or contact.

  16. peter says:

    I have no idea what this brothel is like now. But after being critical of it online 10 years ago I was blackmailed and had my wife threatened. The previous owner was complicit in this and the website it was done on was the former nanaplaza.com owned by the Dutchman Marcel, It was described as blackmail by the UK Police, so who am I to disagree.

    My complaint was about the time promised- 90 minutes and the time you actually got- about 45 minutes. I think I mentioned this several times leading to the threats and blackmail.

    There is a nasty side to the nightlife in Thailand, it is mostly illegal and criminal after all and the pimps are mostly not nice people. Places like this are for the desperate sex tourist just off the plane, it was and probably still is a cold sex factory. If you must be critical of places like this make sure you remain unknown. I do not visit Thailand any longer so it no longer affects me. Be careful these people are not your friends.

    • EuropeanGuy says:

      ” it was and probably still is a cold sex factory”

      I never heard of anyone looking for love in a brothel.

    • rockit says:

      I have certainly heard of people looking for love in brothels though those stories usually don’t end very well. Cheers.

  17. Max says:

    I d like to find some updated reviews on this place.Anyone knows where this would possible? I used to visit often the place because it was pretty good for what it was even though the staff line up was a bit of a let down lately. I ve tried to reach their web site but failed. Anyone been there recently? I don t live in Bangkok anymore so i have a very “tight” schedule when i m there and i try not to waste time in places I should have avoided. I ve avoided the eden club for a couple of year or so as i ve found more than the equivalent fun in places like snow white or cherry massages. Thanks in advance and what about creating some kind of forum where rockit followers could update and share their experiences ?

    • rockit says:

      From what I can tell the place operates the same way it always has. A few new women joined the line up a while back. At least one came over from a well known blowjob bar. That’s about it. Cheers.

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