Review: Sexy Sauna Erotic Club — Prague, Czech Republic

Rockit Reports has always aimed at covering the commercial sex scene around the world. Of course this earth is a big place and is filled with things to be reported on. Even a subject seemingly as simple as the blowjob bars of Bangkok can take years to cover in any real detail.

Reportage of the scene in parts of Europe first appeared here a few years ago. It has gradually expanded since then. The Czech Republic has been one focus with the capital city of Prague receiving some real examination.

Prague is filled with adult entertainment options. Most are not totally obvious to people walking down the historic streets of the city but they are still there often tucked only a short walk from some of the major sites and attractions that bring people from around the world to visit the place.

Most of the adult entertainment in Prague is based around room based action. There are strip clubs where guys can find women to take to private rooms. There are also organized freelancer places where guys can meet independent contractors for sessions in private rooms. The FKK sex sauna model which is so common throughout Western Europe isn’t so common in the Czech Republic though there are some places that try to follow it. The Sexy Sauna Erotic Club in Prague is one such place.

The status of adult entertainment in the Czech Republic always seems to be in question. Although venues operate openly in main streets people in the industry always seem to be looking over their shoulders. As this report will reveal that is probably warranted.

The Sexy Sauna Erotic Club is so open that it can be found with a search on Google maps. Although that indicates the general location of the place the map is off by a few meters. It also shows the Sexy Sauna on the wrong side of the road.

The Sexy Sauna is located on a road with several other adult entertainment options. There are also male touts stationed outside trying to wave guys int their businesses. The street is never very busy and most of the guys who walk up and down it seem to be from places other than Prague though there certainly are a few locals around.

The business itself is located in one of Prague’s many historic buildings. The structure is large and has many rooms. Built decades and possibly even a century ago it was obviously not designed to house a sex club but the owners have made it work.

Entering through a large door customers come to a front desk staffed by women who seem like they will be financially penalized if they crack a smile. A male manager who can speak English and a few other languages also stays up front and explains the place to people who are not in the know.

The entrance fee for the Sexy Sauna is 2000 Koruna ($83 USD). This includes full access to the facilities inside which are large but definitely not up to the resort like standards of a place like Mainhattan in Frankfurt. There are things like a small pool and theater but not much else. Customers can come and go throughout the day though they must pay an additional 100 Koruna each time they reenter.

Once customers pay the entrance fee they are given a rubber arm band that contains a number and a key. This key opens one of the many locker located downstairs. Customers undress and place their clothes and belongings in these lookers then shower and put on a bathrobe before heading into the main facilities.

There is a rather large lounge room with two floors. The lower floor where customer enter has some couches and chairs and a set of bathrooms. Upstairs there is a long full bar along with numerous couches and tables. The entire interior has a sort of “white ice” theme.

Women from all over the world work at the Sexy Sauna. They sit around in the nude with their bodies exposed for all to see. The management claims that sixty women work the club. This doesn’t seem to be true. There are probably more than two dozen women on hand most nights. Romanian women make an appearance as is expected in any European sex sauna but there are also ladies from many other places like Albania and Hungary around.

The smoking ban that has been enforced in most of the world for years has not reached this place. While it is not immediately noticeable as the place is surprisingly well ventilated most of the women working inside smoke. Many smoke as if cigarettes will be outlawed within the next twenty four hours and they are enjoying their last pack.

Still for the most part the women are generally attractive. While there are few ladies that would be mistaken for supermodels there aren’t really any women with poor looks either. It would be rare and usually impossible to spot an overweight lady. This is no Wal-Mart in the Midwestern United States. The women range in age from nineteen to around thirty with most falling somewhere in the middle.

The layout and atmosphere of the Sexy Sauna is rather comfortable on normal occasions. A real issue however is that the comfortable normal occasions are sometimes interrupted by the powers that be. This comes in the form of unannounced raids carried out by a dozen or more muscle clad law enforcement officers who wear armor as if they were going to storm a criminal stronghold. They are usually joined by one or two female officers who appear to be totally disgusted by the sale of sex.

When these troopers storm the Sexy Sauna they spread out throughout the facilities. Women working the place cover themselves up but don’t appear to show much fear. The law enforcers go through everyone on staff to check their identification cards. Apparently they are checking to make sure that everyone is of age and authorized to work. Of course there are other ways such checks could be done but apparently they are not interested in that.

Customers are never bothered or even approached by the law enforcers in most cases but surely at least some must be put off by their presence. Many must also be upset that they are prevented from leaving while the checks take place. This can’t be very good for business.

When the forces of the state are not being unleashed at this establishment customers are free to approach the women working the sauna for intimate sessions. The women will sometimes approach customers but that is not nearly as common at the Sexy Sauna as it is at a place like Artemis in Berlin.

The standard rate for a short session of full service at the Sexy Sauna is 1900 Koruna or 70 Euro ($78 USD). This typically includes covered oral and intercourse. Special requests are sometimes met for more money.

The sessions take place in a series of white cubicles that look like they come out of Japanese capsule hotels. They have enough room for things to take place but they are certainly not spacious. The place that houses these cubicles is a bit odd looking and almost resembles something out of a sci-fi movie.

The halls leading to this place has a few showers for both customers and the women working the place to use. These are open and exposed to everyone who passes by but no one seems to pay much attention to whoever is inside.

Performance always depends on any number of factors but most women working at the Sexy Sauna aim to please even if they can lean toward the mechanical. That’s just the way things go in a place like this.

The Sexy Sauna Erotic Club is not exactly like the FKK clubs in German-speaking parts of Europe but that only makes sense. It is located in the Czech Republic and has its own features and practices. The biggest issue the place has seems to be with not infrequent visits from local law enforcement. I give it three stars.

Sexy Sauna Erotic Club, Ve Smečkách 1593/19, 110 00 Praha 1, Czech Republic. Open every day from noon to 5:00 am. Website: http://www.saunaclub.cz/ Map on website.

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6 Comments

  1. Fkk Blog says:

    Very useful report as there’s not much intel on this place. What little there is sounds mediocre and this LE issue is pretty off-putting, won’t be in a hurry to visit! Cheers.

  2. Gregory Chandler says:

    Actually, the Google review ratings for Sexy Sauna are higher than the Google review ratings for Artemis in Berlin, Germany. Many people view Artemis as a terrible place.

    • rockit says:

      I guess it would depend on relative experiences. I find it difficult to believe that a guy from the middle of Indiana where a 3 minute no touch lapdance costs $25 would find Artemis “terrible.” But for people from livelier places with much to compare I guess it is possible. Cheers.

  3. Gregory Chandler says:

    Law enforcement is a ZERO issue in Prague clubs unless there has been a serious crime. You must have hit the bad lottery day. The Prague clubs are, in many ways, the backbone of the tourist industry. Just like in Las Vegas, Nevada, you should not expect the police to show up on a regular basis at a Las Vegas casino because the city wants to have casinos. One should never be concerned with law enforcement at a Prague club. A Las Vegas brothel, however, is another matter I suppose !! As you reported earlier, Artemis in Berlin, Germany was, however, hit with a major visit by law enforcement.

    • rockit says:

      I think there are a lot of reasons for people to visit Prague. Most probably go to see the castle and such. Maybe I’m wrong but there are more reasons than saunas to visit the city unlike Las Vegas which is really totally based around casinos. And the casinos do have a large law enforcement presence. Cheers.

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