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Review: PP Massage — Pattaya, Thailand

Oily massage parlors, Soi 11 in Pattaya.

Soi 11 in Pattaya.

Soi 11 in Pattaya contains so many massage parlors that it’s often referred to as “Soi Honey” in honor of the large and elaborate Honey Massage soapy that I reviewed here.  Besides Honey and one other well appointed massage shop the street contains several low cost oilies that are more about service than surroundings.

If you walk from Second Road on Soi 11 a few meters, you’ll pass some of the fancier parlors on your left. Right after those comes the oily massage shops, open from early in the morning to very late in the night. These shops will usually have staff members waiting outside trying to call you in for a “massage.” The rates are low and the service is reliable. PP Massage (not to be confused with the much larger and nicer PP Body Massage) is just one of many, but it stands out for its name if nothing else.

This is an oily, not a soapy, which means you won’t get the body slide “nuru nuru” treatment. It’s basically a regular massage parlor with guaranteed full service available. All the oily massage parlors work on the same principles. Select a woman from the front, walk upstairs or in back with her, get hand bathed in a stand up shower, get a perfunctory rub down, and then move on to the extras. Full service fucking on the table is what most punters choose, but hand jobs and blowjobs are also on offer. (If you’re looking for nothing more than a handie, it’s available at nearly any of the hundreds of “regular” massage parlors around town — just get an oil massage and ask for extras once in the room. Rates aren’t much different.)

PP Massage then is nothing special or out of the ordinary. It is just a good example for what is available in any of these shops. The level of performance is pretty standard, and any variation will come from the worker you get more than the facilities.

Tables are packed close together and separated by only a curtain. Sounds, shadows and shapes will filter over from other tables if there are multiple customers.

I remember one very late I was pulled into a place across the street from PP Massage on my way back from a go go bar on LK Metro. The girl I wanted there had her red visitor, and I decided to head back to my hotel. On the way a cute girl summoned me in the quiet street. She looked good enough and so off we went. Upstairs I disrobed and another worker wanted to come in and see me naked. I had no problem with that. The massage began and soon after two Russian punters entered, obviously drunk off their rockers. They moaned and talked back and forth to each other in Russian in between communicating to their respective temporary companions in half-assed English. My girl and I had a good laugh at the sounds of slapping skins and satisfaction (“my wife not do like this”) as I did her in multiple positions. With her clothes off she was a bit soft in the middle, with saggy tits and obvious signs of child birth. But even with that and her wide love cavern, I was able to enjoy myself a lot and get fill up the rubber with a warm load of spunk. The service was good and she certainly couldn’t be faulted. We all have to work with what we have.

And that brings me to my next point. Although there are some lookers working in a few of the oilies, many of the staff members are a bit older or more worn out than their go go bar or even beer bar sisters. Be prepared for that and remember that clothes can cover up a lot, especially nowadays with the ubiquitousness of push up bras that make everyone look like they have a set of perky sweater puppies.

The girls at PP range in looks but can all work a load out of your sack for sure. If you come off like a new jack there’s a slight chance a girl in any of the Soi 11 oilies might try to take you to the cleaners. Know what you’re doing beforehand to save on baht. The rate for everything, including tip, should be 1000 baht. That’s around $33 US for a brief lame massage and sex. Not too bad, but not good either considering what it used to cost around here and that full service is also available at any of the bars on the infamous Soi 6 (like My Friend You) for the same price. The value of a place like PP is the ease of access and length of opening time. Guys looking to sneak away from a significant other for a quick fuck early in the morning or late at night would probably find a good fit here.

As a decent and reliable oily massage parlor in Pattaya, I give PP Massage a solid 2.5.


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