Nestled at the eastern end of the notorious Soi 6 in Pattaya, Thailand, sex tourism capital of the world, sits “My Friend You.” An inconspicuous establishment (at least when situated on a street full of half naked ladies and ladyboys like Soi 6), My Friend You is one of many blowjob bars in Pattaya.
When approaching the bar, marked by the requisite sign, you will see more than a dozen Thai women, usually moderately dressed, sitting out front on plastic chairs. They may not call out to you as aggressively as the women working at other bars on the street, but when you turn your head in their direction or began walking toward the bar, you will be greeted.
The mode of operation at My Friend You Bar is straight forward. You walk up to the entrance, find the girl (or girls) you want, and motion for them to join you inside. When you step inside, have a seat at the bar and order a drink. You can order a drink for the woman you chose as well if you want to give her a small tip and perhaps warm her up a bit. Next, tell her you’d like a blowjob on the couch.
My Friend You bar has a few darkened rooms off to the side lined with black leather couches. They are lit only with black lights and surrounded with beaded curtains. Their location gives you a modicum of privacy but they are by no means closed off. In any event, the bar is usually empty and even if a punter does enter, at most he would catch glimpses of the back of your head. For the right kind of pervert, it can even be hot to be sitting on a leather couch in a bar drinking a beer, with a woman is on her knees blowing you, while the occasional staff member walks past to grab something from the back or use the bathroom.
The standard rate for a blowjob in the bar is 800 baht ($27 USD), inclusive of the 300 barfine that goes to the bar and the 500 baht that goes to the professional cock sucker. The rate used to be 700 baht (the same as it is at Dr BJ’s blowjob bar in Bangkok) but hey, inflation is a cruel bitch. If you act like you know what you’re doing you can simply pay this fee when you finish up (along with the charge for your drink). You will usually not talk to anyone (including the woman behind the bar), as your service provider will handle everything.
If you take two or more women, want to fuck, or want a little more privacy, you have the option of heading upstairs to one of the short time rooms. The rate for that inclusive of the room and the woman’s time and service is 1000 baht ($34 USD). The rooms are clean and decent enough, but for my money, that’s usually not worth it. My Friend You comes into its own as a place to enter, drop trow, get some head, shoot some salty skeet, and head home. Soi 6 is loaded with countless short time bars where you can bang more attractive women at the same 1000 baht rate. Why go to McDonald’s for ice cream when there are Carvel’s and Baskin Robins located next door?
The woman you choose may kindly suggest going up to the room, but there is never any pressure, and so it’s very easy to simply counter that you’d prefer the couch. They don’t seem to mind, especially since they don’t have to get nude in the bar.
For the uninitiated, the process of the blowjob (when performed in the bar) will go like this. You’ll be told to sit on the couch and wait. She’ll go to the bathroom to get her little kit. She’ll return, have you pull up your shirt and take off your shoes, pants, and underwear. She’ll kneel down in front of you, open a wet napkin pack, and wipe down your dick and nuts. Then she’ll proceed to suck your sausage. The level of service varies greatly (so experimenting with various women is a plus) but most will work hard to make sure you bust a nut. The usually time of service is anywhere from a minute to thirty on the long end. Anything within reason is acceptable, but don’t go overboard.
A few things to note. First, as always, the most beautiful woman is not always the most skilled. Second, the repeat customer will often get an enthusiastic performance from his staff member of choice. Remember though that the rule is here today, gone tomorrow. While some women seem to hang around forever, others disappear at the drop of a hat. Don’t get too connected. If you find a favorite, it is possible to negotiate a “long time” barfine that will allow you to take the woman of your choice to your room for the night for plenty of oral (or intercourse) sessions.
Tipping is not necessary or expected, but it could possibly help you to build a bit of a relationship with a staff member that will guarantee service that is above and beyond (though no amount of money is gonna help a girl who simply can’t suck a cock).
As one of the most easily accessible and straight up blowjob bars in Pattaya, I give My Friend You Bar a solid 3 and a half stars. A big plus is the laid back, no pressure model.
My Friend You Bar, Soi 6, Pattaya, Thailand. Open seven days a week, noon to maybe 1 am.