Review: Mike’s Place — Bangkok, Thailand (Closed)

Mike's Place Patpong Bangkok

Welcome to Mike’s Place

Mike’s Place is another blowjob bar in Bangkok, Thailand that stands out among the crowd of dick digesting dives there due to a few unique features. Mike’s is located in a dark back corner of the Patpong red light district in the Silom section of Thailand’s capital city, only steps away from the Star of Light BJ bar. Tucked away among everything else that exists there, it would be easy to miss Mike’s altogether if you didn’t know what to look for.

Mike’s Place carries on a tradition, operating in the same location that Lolita’s Patpong did before closing its doors. I would say that it is actually a step up from that shop.

When you head back toward Mike’s you will see a handful of women hanging out in front of the door, usually eating, talking, playing on their phones. They usually don’t give the most enthusiastic of welcomes, but they are not cold either. Customers desiring service select a girl and ask her to join him inside.

It’s not secret that many blowjob bars employee women that tend to be on the less attractive side of the scale. There are always exceptions, with the average BJ bar having one or two better looking women on staff. At Mike’s nearly all seem to be. The staff I’ve seen is almost completely made up of attractive women in their early 20’s. I haven’t seen any overweight women there either. That’s not to say that they don’t exist, but it is a bit surprising considering the kind of venue under discussion.

The inside of Mike’s is rather large, though it is a bit dark and dingy. There is a decently appointed bar and even a pool table for guys who want to punt away some time at Mike’s knocking balls around. I personally don’t understand why you would want to do that at a sword swallowing spot, but there are a lot of things that people get involved in that I can’t quite figure out a reason for.

Those who know the drill would be a lot more likely to simply ask for some oral relief directly. A reasonably priced drink is usually offered, but there is absolutely no pressure to accept. As long as you have the 800 baht ($26) for a blow and go, you’ll be given great treatment.

Besides the better looking staff, another thing that sets Mike’s apart from the bevy of Bangkok blowjob bars is that the action takes place in individual rooms in the back end of the bar that are equipped with beds and televisions playing adult movies. The rooms are nothing to write home about, but those who enjoy their privacy, or the ability to lay back while getting serviced, they will do the trick. Believe or not, the beds are actually relatively clean (I said relatively). The walls don’t go all the way up to the ceiling, but they are pretty sturdy. You may hear another guy on the way in or out, but you probably won’t hear much of the action going on, unlike a place like Dr. BJ’s Salon where that’s quite common (and I’ll leave the determination of which is better up to you). My only real complaint is that the air conditioners are too big for the room and blow directly onto your body, making it possible to freeze your ass off in no time.

The programming choices playing on the television are a good addition, but they’d probably serve a lot better at some of the other BJ bars with the less than desirable looking staff than they do at Mike’s, where the staff is mostly made of up of women you want to watch. Still, if you need something to divert your eyes too, better a hottie on a ride than a filthy ceiling covered with cobwebs.

The staff at Mike’s seems to be pretty good at what they do. I can’t imagine many customers will leave with complaints. Once you pop off you’ll be cleaned up, escorted back to the bar to settle up your tab, and then walked back out the door. Unless you want to hang around for a while for some odd reason. Maybe a second round, or possibly you just want to pet the cats?

As a decent blowjob bar in the heart of Bangkok that offers a little something different, I give Mike’s Place three stars. The price is on the high end of BJ bar rates in Bangkok, but alas that seems to be the trend.

Mike’s Place. Patpong Soi 2, in the little side alley next to Foodland. Open seven days a week from 11 am to midnight or later. Click here for a map. The shop had a website at one point, but it has since gone offline.

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