Review: Lolita’s — Bangkok, Thailand

Lolita's blowjob bar in Bangkok

The view of Lolita’s from Soi 8.

You may have noticed several reviews on this website for places called Lolita’s in Thailand. The shop under the review today is the original stationed in the heart of the Sukhumvit section of Bangkok. Established fifteen years ago the Lolita’s brand has since extended to new locations across the country, from Pattaya to Hua Hin.

Some of those locations seem to have gone independent, some have gone up for sale, and some have closed. That may not look like a great track record, but when you consider that we are talking about blowjob bars it is actually pretty incredible that they were able to franchise at all!

The original Lolita’s is easy to find, located just off of Sukhumvit Soi 8, only a minute or two on foot from Sukhumvit Road itself. The sign and front patio are visible from Soi 8.

When you approach Lolita’s you’ll easily see the staff members who are available at the moment stationed outside waiting for customers to arrive. You will be given a welcome and offered to step inside.

As with any other bar of this nature, standard practice is to select the woman you like most from those sitting outside and ask her to join you inside. If you don’t make a choice, whoever is next up in the queue may just get up and join you on her own. You are no under obligation to take a woman who volunteers herself, but it can be a bit awkward refusing her services. The easiest thing to do is simply select the service provider you’d like to spend some time with right at the door.

A word on the staff at Lolita’s Bangkok is due. This bar has been around for a while. That may be why they seem to have one of the largest numbers of women of any blowjob bar in Bangkok (with the definite exception of Dr. BJ’s Salon). There may not be dozens of women lined up outside at any given time, but the place does employ a very large number of women in total. Some work occasionally or only in odd shifts. One of the best I’ve ever found there only came to work during the last four hours of operation, and even then only on certain days.

With the large staff there is sure to be someone for all tastes available at Lolita’s. While looks aren’t necessarily the most important things at a place like this it is good to know that a large percentage of those who work at Lolita’s are in fact quite attractive. More than a few are in the low-20’s, which is pretty exceptional considering the line of work and comparisons with some other similar shops. Don’t take the name too seriously though. Everyone on staff at this outfit is clearly an adult.

Speaking of outfits, it helps a great deal that the women who work at Lolita’s wear very sexy short plaid skirts and golf shirts that make them look even better than they would normally, at least in the opinion of this observer. It’s no wonder that the Lolita’s “uniform” seems to have become a standard, with women working at the Lolita’s in Pattaya wearing very similar attire.

Once you select a woman from the available staff, you will head inside where you will probably be offered a drink. You don’t have have to accept the offer unless you are thirsty or have the urge to hang around in the lobby of a suck shop. There’s absolutely no pressure. If you just want to get straight to the action you can politely indicate that you’d like to go upstairs. Your service provider will be as pleased with that as you will, since it means she can cut right to the chase of money making.

The action at Lolita’s takes place upstairs in a clean and fresh room filled with comfortable chairs that are spaced enough to give customers some level of privacy. If the layout doesn’t do enough for you, the full-length, ceiling-to-floor curtains that completely surround the chairs should lay to rest any concerns. Those looking to live out their disco fantasies will be pleased with the flashing, colored lighting professionally installed on the ceiling. The rest will probably not notice it, though it sure beats the old uncovered neon line shining in your eyes while you throw your head back in ecstasy.

Once you are in the chair and curtained off with the service provider of his choice the real fun starts. After dropping trou and getting comfy on the chair, the customer service specialist will kneel down, clean up the tool and go to work. Service at places like these always varies from one woman to another but Lolita’s is professional enough to staff those who know what they are doing. They aren’t clock watchers either. Most can get down to the task for however much time is required without any complaints. Of course there are always limits. As long as the customer is reasonable they should leave very happy.

After the cork is popped and the champagne goes flying, you will be cleaned up once more and then re-trou. The service provider will clean herself up to whatever extent required and then show her man of the hour back downstairs to the bar. Here he will settle his bill, which is 800 Baht ($26) for the private session plus the price of any drinks.

If 800 Baht seems cheap, it really isn’t when put into context. Not long ago the standard rates were much lower. Now the standard seems to be between 700 and 800 Baht across the country, with the notable exception of the new Pattaya Lolita’s which only asks for 600. Bangkok BJ bar Mike’s Place also asks for 800, but the Lollipop and Som’s are sticking to 700 for the time being.

Lolita’s Bangkok is one of the longest standing blowjob bars in Thailand. That says something about the place. That the management continues to update the shop to this day instead of just letting it coast like the owners of many adult venues do says even more. This is a well known place with a reliable level of service from great girls in a comfortable environment. I give it three and a half stars. I might have scored it higher if the price was a 100-200 Baht less or if semi-public action was available as it is at Star of Light. My scoring puts Lolita’s Bangkok a half star below the nearby Dr. BJ’s, though on any given day it may be the better option.

This review comes just in time for me to wish all of my readers in America a very Happy Halloween. How fitting then that it covers a place where the women put on sexy little costumes every single day.

Lolita’s. Sukhumvit Soi 8, Bangkok, Thailand. Open seven days a week from noon to midnight. Website: http://www.lolitasbangkok.com (includes map).

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