Review: Kangaroo Club — Bangkok, Thailand

The Kangaroo Club is a cozy little blowjob bar on Patpong 1 in the Silom section of Bangkok, Thailand. Well, maybe cozy isn’t the right word. Although the place has been around for a quite while I don’t think dingy is the proper term either. Let’s just say it’s a small blowjob bar and leave it at that.

The Kangaroo Club isn’t hard to find by any means. If you can get yourself onto Patpong 1 you can surely see the big neon sign for the place. They even have a tout sitting outside most nights to wave you right in the door and up the stairs. The only problem that I have is the Patpong night market that’s set up in the street. I know Thailand has been working to become more of a “mainstream” tourist destination but some of it seems a little ridiculous. They already have plenty of family visitors and group tours. Do they really need to set up another row of vendors selling the same gimmicky junk to middle aged husbands and wives from Wheversville in the middle of a red light district? I’m as open minded as anyone but even I think it’s a bit off for a kid out for a holiday with his parents to wander past a knockoff watch stand and end up in front of the open door entrance of a go go bar where 20 year old Thai women gyrate in bikinis. Eh… maybe I’m just humbugged by how long it took me to get past the Korean and Russian tourists on my way to the blowjob bar the last time I visited.

Once you make it through the madhouse (or avoid it by coming earlier or later) and get into the club there isn’t a whole lot to see. A top the staircase sits a bar, some seats, a small fish tank and a flat screen television playing the latest DVD from Thai Girls Wild. The women who work here are usually sitting in the little corner near the fish tank.

Customers are welcomed by all and then usually approached by whoever is on deck next or most aggressive. Don’t be afraid to ask whichever or the girls you fancy to join you instead. You’re under no obligation to partake in a lady’s services just because she comes over to you.

Like any other blowjob bar in Thailand you don’t have to take a drink. Instead you can simply say you’d like to have a blowjob. Unlike most others though that might not go over so well here. It’s a little more of a laid back place and the ladies seem to like to have a lady drink as much to relax and get to know a little as to get the small payment they receive for it later in the month. This is a place where having a drink and buying one for your gal of the moment isn’t a big deal. It’s very inexpensive and the place is relaxing enough to enjoy it.

Your lady may start rubbing your region or you may just want to ask for the services when you’re ready. For many that’s a minute or two after they enter the bar. Quite a few guys chose to get polished off right at the bar. It’s an even more open environment than Star of Light one street over, and that’s saying something. One good thing if you go this route is that you can view the naughty movie while you get serviced (though you’re out and exposed, unlike Mike’s Place on Patpong 2 where you can watch the same kind of entertainment in a private room). Another is the thrill of it all. I remember just finishing up once when an unsuspecting couple in their 40’s wandered up the stairs. You could tell by the look in their eyes that they didn’t know exactly what kind of a place they walked into. If the sight of me and my service provider didn’t let them know, surely the sign on the wall that says “The best blowjobs in Patpong” would have.

As to that sign, I don’t think it’s any more accurate than the “no smoking” sign which is totally ignored (I was told by one of the women on staff that it’s just there for decoration). The women here know how to work it but I haven’t experienced anything special. Maybe I’m not being fair since I’ve only tried a few, but my ratio of above average service is much higher at Star of Light. I will say that there are a few attractive women working here and they often dress very well. There are also some older and bigger women but sometimes they know best of all for action like this. At least one woman that I know of has been working here for half a decade. Though she’s nice enough, she has unfortunately never progressed beyond average skills in all that time.

Guys who don’t want to get their knobs slobbed at the bar have the option of going to the “private room,” which is more of a part of a room. It’s private in that it’s in the back, but it’s also a little public. The “door” is a few hanging shreds and anyone going to the bathroom will probably get a glimpse of what’s going on (as does the weird Thai guy who works the bar and has a habit of “accidentally” coming in). The room is suited enough for its purposed but it costs an extra 300 Baht ($10) to the bar. This is like something out of a Soi 6 suck shop but with none of the benefits. I don’t find it worth the cost for what you get. At a place like Star of Light you can go into the bathroom for free, and the “room” at Kangaroo isn’t much better than that. This is tacked on to the normal 700 Baht fee for the oral action itself.

As nothing more than a decent blowjob bar Kangaroo Club probably deserves about 2 stars. I am going to give it two and a half however since I think the staff is really kind and eager to please and it’s one of the last hummer hangouts where you can still get your dong digested from the comfort of a bar stool.

Kangaroo Club, Patpong 1, Bangkok, Thailand. Open seven days a week from 11 am to midnight or later. No website that I know of. Click here for a map.

2.5

17 Comments

  1. ed says:

    Thanks for the report Rockit. I have been to Kangaroo and SOL and normally I would consider these places to be fantastic. Trouble is, you have Lolitas and Dr BJ’s in Nana which are a better deal and in a nicer spot. You are right about the Patpong street market location, at least at Sukhumvit Nana you can walk in the road to escape the market traffic. I think you have just about covered the lot [bj bars] now. What next? The only two I can think of are The Telephone Bar and Carre Blanche here in Pattaya. Are you planning on any reports from Angeles?

    • rockit says:

      Hi Ed. At least 5 more BJ bar reviews for Bangkok and Pattaya are forthcoming, along with a lot of other things. I may get to some reviews of BJ bars in other parts of the country that I’ve stumbled upon too. Coming up for sure are reviews of a few Thai massage parlors and some very interesting places in Costa Rica and Vietnam. Angeles is a bit tough to report on. It’s mainly go go bars, and they all operate the same way. The out of the way bars that offer special services on premises are now being harassed on a regular basis, so reporting on the available activities in those places doesn’t seem like the best idea. I will say that readers should see a much more international focus on this site in 2014. Cheers and thanks for continuing to read and comment!

  2. Cheater COCK says:

    Nice review.
    Me & a couple of friends are planning a visit to Bangkok. I’d really like the open blowjob. Is it ok to fondle their tits while getting my Rod polished?

    • rockit says:

      I guess it would come down to the provider, but I’ve never heard of anyone being refused that before.

  3. James says:

    Guys…I went to this bars twice and i really love it….I actually love matures.Its a good place for guys who love matures.I am planning for this weekend again to have a threesome, Not sure whether girls working there are used to it……..

  4. john says:

    Just been there last night. It was different. They charge 800 now. The private room is free. They moved it to to opposite end of the bath room.
    It is an OK option if you don’t have time. If I did have time I would go to any of the massage place in Petch buri road.

  5. James says:

    Missing those ladies…… Planning for the next trip…..Love to try threesome with shemales and girls…. kindly suggest me a good place there….

  6. smoothie says:

    I stopped by Kangaroo Club a couple of nights ago and chose a girl who I judged to be one of the better looking ones there. She had a sweet and sexy face, which is a big plus for a girl working a BJ bar, I’d say. Sat with her at the bar, bought her a drink and chatted briefly until the time seemed right to move on to a more private area of the bar, the little room at the front, not the one in the back next to the toilet. Problem is, she was a “quitter”. As the moment approached I could tell she was going to bail out, pull away, give the dreaded head turn and, at best, finish me off with a handjob. Sure enough, that is exactly what she did, which was pretty disappointing. I mean, over the years I have grown accustomed to the minimum standard of Bare-Back Cum-in-Mouth Blowjobs on tap at Bangkok/Thailand BJ bars with the only variable being how good (or bad) the girl is at it. But not this time at Kangaroo Bar. This time the blowjob was converted into an “ok” handjob before so much as the initial shot was fired, shall we say. Which, as I contend, isn’t something I need a girl for anyway. After all, I have a hand, I can reach my own willy and, most important, I know exactly how to give myself a fantastic handjob without any discussion about it at all. hehe. What can I say, I don’t go to BJ bars to get a handjob or a handjob finish.

    Anyway, I had only been to Kangaroo Club one previous time, about a year ago, and that time had turned out a bit better but the girl I had then was not there on this night.

    I should mention I had a similar thing happen at Dr. BJ’s Salon on Sukhumvit, Soi 7/1, a couple of weeks ago. The girl hung in there for about half a shot and then pulled away and didn’t even bother keeping her hand moving. Which hurts like hell. So that is why I am posting about this here and now. One rare such incident is barely worth mentioning. But two incidents like that in just a couple of weeks at two different BJ bars could suggest an ugly new trend developing in this venerable Bangkok/Thailand play for pay option; girls thinking a handjob finish is the same thing as a CIM BJ finish. Nope, it isn’t.

    I don’t like it, but I guess I’m going to have to start routinely asking BJ bar girls before the deal is struck IF they will provide a full CIM finish and not bail out and dodge it when the moment cums. Not the most comfortable question to ask each and every time you chat up a BJ bar girl, but there it is. Can’t let a horrible trend like that take hold and flourish. After my recent experiences, I would definitely recommend asking the girls at Kangaroo Club and Dr. BJ’s Salon that question before proceeding to the private area with one of them. And make sure you get a clear and affirmative verbal “Yes” response to that question. I have learned over the years that a head nod is taken by Thai girls in or out of the business to mean whatever THEY think it means and not what YOU think it means. lol!

  7. Marquis De Sade says:

    Dark and Seedy, can’t fault it. A lot of stairs to climb but worth it. These girls are nasty but in a good way. Even just sitting at the bar sipping on my cold beer as I was getting stroked by 2 of them. Could not take anymore and went to the ST room at the back across from the toilet.

    A bit cramped but the girl was small so it was ok. She stripped everything before my shorts were even undone, what a place and yes they love Indian cock too, plus for me.

  8. Tony says:

    On a night out in Patpong recently in one of the gogo bars I got chatting with three young guys ( late 20’s ) from Oz. After learning that it was their second trip to Thailand I asked them if they had ever been to a blowjob bar? The reply was no, so I took them along to my favourite old haunt – the Kangaroo Club bar. We went upstairs and saw about 6 or 7 girls available. After briefing them downstairs they were itching for some fun. One guy whipped his already hard cock out there and then for one of the girls to start slurping on, while the other two each took two girls into a room all together. I found myself in the company of a lady by the name of Namsom where she happily sucked me off while I sat down on a sofa at the top of the stairs in the bar. I happily obliged her cock sucking skills by unloading down her throat – all for 800 baht. It was a long awaited return to one of my favourite haunts and was pleased to see that the action still took place out in the open at the bar. Cheers.

    • rockit says:

      Sounds like some time! Patpong seems to the be the last refuge of public fun in Bangkok with the possible exception of a few places on Soi Cowboy. Thanks for the report.

  9. Tony says:

    Is the in-bar blow job still available at this bar?

    • rockit says:

      As far as I know it is but I could be wrong. Cheers.

    • steve says:

      Yes it is. I indulged in one earlier this month from a few of the ladies there. Very quiet place. But actually relaxed enough where you can just have a beer and chat with a lady or mates and also get a blowjob as needed. No one bats and eye also which is nice.

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