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Review: Honey Massage — Pattaya, Thailand

Honey Soapy Massage is one of the most easily accessible if not most well-known soapy massage places in Pattaya, Thailand. That’s so true that the road it’s located on is sometimes referred to as “Soi Honey.”

Easy to find a few meters up Soi 11 from Second Road, Honey is open from 11 am to 1 am seven days a week. Be sure not to confuse it with the Honey Hotel on the same street. This place is clearly marked “Honey Massage” and sits in a much newer looking building.

When you walk in you can immediately pass the reception desk where two women will be sitting and go to your left. There you will see the “fish bowl,” a room full of dolled-up women sitting down viewable through several large glass windows. Sit wherever you’d like.

There are a few people working here who will approach you and ask you which girl you’d like. You will probably also be approached by a young waitress asking for a drink order. I like to have a drink and take my time, shooing off momentarily any of the employees that try to rush me into taking a woman (especially the much older Thai guy who works here and has an incredibly rude disposition).

The prices are set and non-negotiable. The rate is 1500 baht ($50 USD) for the women with blue buttons and 2000 baht ($67) for the women with red buttons. The women set these prices themselves based on what they think their time is worth and how much they’re willing to work for. It has no real reflection on beauty or service levels.

The typical wisdom is to choose a woman who smiles or looks kindly at you. The idea is that she would be happy to go with you and thus will provide better service. I’ve found that that’s not always true. Especially at Honey, where the service is pretty much set and mechanical, it has no real measurable impact. So I simply choose the woman I think looks best.

When you are ready, summon over one of the employees and tell them the number of the woman you’re interested in. He’ll call her out of the fishbowl then you’ll head with her over to the reception desk where you’ll pay the fee.

Next you’ll be led up to the room. I will say that this place is new, spacious and clean. The rooms are very large, with big bath tubs, big mat areas and big beds. There’s also a leather couch and a big TV in the room.

You’ll disrobe and so will she. She’ll get the bath ready. She’ll bathe you and give a special scrubbing to your dick, nuts and butt hole. Then she’ll set up an inflatable mat. You’ll lay on it then she’ll soap up her body and slide all over you. You’ll flip over and she’ll do it again. It’s an experience worth having at least once in your life even if it can be applied mechanically by the women here who probably work on a half dozen sticks a day.

After the soapy slide, you’ll be rinsed off and sent to the bed. You’ll then get a blowjob with a condom and full sex. When you shoot off you’ll be quickly washed and dried, clothed and sent on your way.

The women at honey set their own hours. I’ve found that the best lookers start to show up in the evening, but if you wait too late, most of the best ones will be taken.

The women here all seem to be a bit hardened. It’s not bad or good. They make a lot of money and aren’t interested in any kind of romance. Still, most are well made up with nice hair, makeup, and quite often bolt-on titties.

With all the sex available in Pattaya you might wonder why you’d want to go to a place like Honey Massage. The reason is that it’s quick and convenient. If you just want to get a load out, or it’s early in the day, it’s a reasonable place to go.

Because it’s in Pattaya, it’s not that special. And the price is a big high depending on how you look at it (much than Beach Road or beer bar girls, the same or less than go go girls). If this place was in the United States and legal I’d be all over it. Here, I give it 2.5 stars as a reliable soapy.

If you’re looking for something cheaper, the other massage parlors up the road closer to Third Road (like PP Massage) all offer full service without the soapy massage for 1000 baht all in.

Honey Massage, Soi 11 between Second and Third Road, Pattaya, Thailand. Click here for map.


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