Review: 007 Club — Pattaya, Thailand
I haven’t reviewed a Pattaya blowjob bar in nearly a year. After reviewing the last of the blowjob bars in Bangkok a few months ago it almost seemed as if the mission to give an overview of every pickle polishing pub in Thailand was coming to a successful end. Looks can be deceiving. As the recent blowjob bar bulletin published here indicates there are plenty reviews to come and probably even more in depth coverage too.
The 007 club is located a few doors down from Club 4 on Soi Full Love Inn. The ownership, staff and uniform have all changed since Club 4 was reviewed on this site in 2014. I would say that it gone down in quality a little bit especially when compared to the new bar next door that is under review here.
I’m not sure if the new bar is modeled after its neighbor or what but 007 looks and even operates in a similar way to the old Club 4. It is an elongated and private place that requires a ring of the door bell to enter. The lights are dim and there is a nice cool blue color scheme to the place. A few decorations around reference James Bond but it is not overdone or anything approaching cheesy theme bar territory. There is a large bar just inside and to the left with plenty of stools. The wall to the right has a smaller counter and more stools where some of the women on staff like to hang out.
There seem to be at least ten ladies on staff at any given time even in the afternoon when 007 first opens its doors to the public. The working women are generally attractive and there is a nice variation of looks. There aren’t any really old, unattractive or overweight women on the team as far as I can tell.
The gals at 007 wear tight belly shirts and matching short skirts. Colors are rotated so that sometimes they wear black clothes and other times they wear white. Unlike the old set up a few steps over the women at this club do wear undergarments but otherwise the uniform is pretty similar.
The women can appear a little shy toward new customers who don’t belong to the regular customer base which seems to be made up mostly of French and other European expats but they are warm and pleasant once the ice is broken. Most of the ladies obviously like to have a good time and can speak English fairly well considering how unlikely it is that any of them have ever studied the language.
Customers can buy drinks for themselves at the bar at prices that at normal levels for Pattaya. They can also buy lady drinks for the women working at the bar but thankfully the ladies aren’t in the habit of begging for them. Most are quite comfortable chatting with punters without expectation or demand though obviously any effort such as buying them a drink is appreciated.
The shop that houses 007 stretches far beyond the edge of the bar. Past the last stools there is a bathroom on the left and several large private areas on the right. These lounge areas contain big white couches interestingly separated by mirrors. There are also curtains suspended above that allow each couch to be cordoned off from view.
The opening paragraph and the category this post is listed in should give a good idea of the standard level of service that is provided at 007. The going rate for a pole smoking session on the ground floor is about the same as it is in all similar establishments in the area once the sum total is calculated. Spending private time with someone on staff costs 300 Baht ($8.50 USD) which is something like a bar fine plus an additional 500 Baht ($14 USD) payment given directly to the gal after the event. There are also private rooms available for the same cost. Women willing to provide full service will expect 700 to 1000 Baht rather than the regular 500 and all the women appear willing to work together in teams on request.
All in all the 007 bar is a pretty nice place. Even though it is located away from the main action on the beach it draws guys around the clock. It doesn’t get overly crowded but there are enough people going in and out to keep it lively. The surroundings are well done and everything is kept nice and clean. The staff is large enough to handle the task at hand, attractive, friendly and skilled. Prices are reasonable too. There’s really nothing to complain about even if it is not completely perfect. I give it a very solid four stars.
007, Soi Full Love Inn, Pattaya, Thailand. Open 7 days a week from noon to midnight. Phone: 0875 356690. Click here for a map.