If you were ever going to buy a Fleshlight, now is the time to do it
I’ve written once before about the Fleshlight on this site, namely how the stamina training unit can help you last longer in bed and thus get more mileage out of your sexual service dollar (at least objectively — sometimes shorter sessions are just as good or better than marathon mat time). Astute readers may also have noticed various Fleshlight advertisements appearing on the sidebar of the site from time to time.
Now is the best possible time to buy a Fleshlight. The people at the company behind the best selling male sex toy in history say the period from Black Friday (tomorrow) to Cyber Monday (the following Monday) is their busiest sales time of the year. A part of that is surely due to holiday shoppers. I imagine more of them would be buying the gift that keeps on giving for themselves than for others, but I can’t say for sure. One perpetually horny gal that I shagged regularly for a period of years actually bought me a Fleshlight for Christmas a few years ago, and insisted on using it on me to see how it worked. That could be because I introduced her to the wonders of the Hitachi massage wand for women. Another contributing factor has to be the major sales that Fleshlight runs over this period. Your dollar will go further now than it will for any other time over the next twelve months.
For what it offers the Fleshlight is already pretty inexpensive. When it’s on sale it represents an amazing value.
How well does it work? As a man that has stuck his dick into hundreds of pussies, mouths and assholes over the years I have to honestly say that it does not feel exactly like any of those wonderful places of pleasure. It doesn’t feel like a hand either though. The Fleshlight feels like a Fleshlight, and that feeling is quite good. When lubed up it’s a nice, easily accessible and pleasurable place to pop your prick into. The various styles and textures on hand offer all sorts of variance, every bit of it good.
Even with as much action as I get I still break out my Fleshlight collection on a regular basis when I want to blast one off immediately. It’s a nice switch up. If I was stuck in some pussy desert in the middle of nowhere, you better believe that my collection would be getting even more use.
If you’ve ever even considered purchasing a Fleshlight now is the time to pull the trigger. You have nothing to lose by simply checking out the Fleshlight website now and seeing what’s on offer and what kind of price cuts are going on for the holiday season. You might be surprised.
As I’ve said before I never started this site with the intention of making money. It’s nice when it happens, but it definitely wasn’t (and isn’t) the goal of Rockit Reports. Besides, the amount of time I put into creating the content here vastly surpasses any monetary rewards I receive. When you see something promoted on this website it’s not only because I get a certain percentage of sales. In many cases I don’t. I’ve never let a lack of affiliate program prevent me from telling you about something that I think is good.
I do get a percentage of the proceeds of Fleshlight sales from customers that discovered the product through my site, but I’ve used and recommended the product long before this site even existed.
Recently I wrote about the reasons behind the lack of a premium content section on Rockit Reports. In the comments and emails I received following that, a few readers asked how they could donate to the site or otherwise contribute. One way to do that would be to pick up a Fleshlight this weekend (or any other time for that matter). Instead of just ponying over some dough to a guy you’ve never met, you’ll also get the added benefit of having a nice pink pussy on hand available for poking twenty four hours a day, three hundred and sixty five days a year.
As always though, readers who want to visit the site without digging into their hard earned cash are quite welcome. I hope they’ll continue to visit along with any other who can kick up some dinero.
If you do end up picking up a Fleshlight or you already own one, feel free to let the rest of the readers know how it is in the comment section. For or against, that kind of user review is harder to beat than a sore dick.