How Korean Massage Parlor Happy Endings Work
Korean massage parlors are different than Chinese massage parlors, which I reported on earlier, in that they usually offer “full service” (that is, sex) as a standard service. A table shower, which involves you laying on a covered massage table while being soaped up and rinsed by your masseuse, is also standard – a bonus both for you and the woman servicing you.
How can you tell if a massage parlor is Chinese or Korean? For those who know the difference between the Chinese and Korean languages and people, this is very easy. For others, there are a number of clues you can look for. Does the spa have a website with pictures of the girls who work there in modeling poses (like this)? Then it’s Korean. Do you have to call to get the location? There’s a good chance it’s Korean. Is it open 24 hours, or at least very late? There’s a good chance it’s Korean. You can also do some scouting online, using this site and others like it.
How can you find a Korean massage parlor? You may see them while driving around, or you can check Craigslist and Backpage (but beware). You can also check some of the various blogs and forums online. The phone book may even be of some help, as a lot of Korean places are permanent fixtures that have agreements with local law enforcement.
Korean massage parlors exist in most major cities, and to a much lesser extent, in some small towns. The prices and service are pretty much standard. In New York and other large cities, you’ll pay 200 dollars. In some smaller cities, you’ll pay 160 or 180. If you act like you don’t know what’s going on you may be asked for a lot more. It’s much better to be knowledgeable and prepared.
If it’s your first time visiting a particular shop, you should call ahead to make an appointment. With a lot of places, this will be a necessity since they don’t place their location in ads or on websites. You will most likely need to call from an unblocked number. You can get a cheap prepaid phone for this and use an assumed name if you have discretion issues. If you find a particular woman on a parlor’s website attractive, you can ask to set an appointment with her (keep in mind that outside of New York a lot of these places do not maintain websites). Be prepared for rejection, since some girls are heavily booked or rarely work. If you become a regular, you may be able to set appointments much more easily or just drop in.
When you show up, you’ll likely need to ring a doorbell. There will be a secure door and a video camera. This is meant to keep out unwanted “surprise visitors” like robbers or law enforcement from just dropping in. Don’t be afraid. Just smile for the camera and wait. You will probably be asked if you have been there before. It’s not a great idea to lie in these places, because unlike the massage girls, the mamasans (older female managers) stick around for a while and have good memories. Better to say that you have been to other places but decided to try here, or that a friend recommended it.
You will be led into a room, either by the mamasan or the masseuse. The masseuses in the Korean massage parlors are most often much more attractive than those at the Chinese parlors. They will usually be dressed in a revealing nightie. These women come to the United States as visitors and rotate around any number of parlors, usually not staying in any one place too long. In the bigger cities, they will be very attractive women in their 20’s and 30’s, quite often with nicely shaped, large fake breasts and nice hair and makeup. In the smaller cities, the women will usually be less attractive, often older women that aged out of the big city scene, but still attractive enough and commonly very skilled at their jobs. At one time, these were the hotties in their 20’s working in New York and Los Angeles.
You will pay either the mamasan upon entry or the girl as soon as you get into the room. The standard rate is 60 per hour. They may offer a half hour session or they may not, but you should always opt for the hour to show that you’re serious. Be prepared and pay in cash. This money goes to the house. Next you will have to pay for the extras. In New York, the standard rate for full service is 140 dollars and has been that way for some time. In the rest of the United States, it varies between 100 and 140 on top of the house fee. Either immediately after asking for the house payment, or a few minutes into the pathetic excuse for a massage you’ll get, you’ll be asked what you want. Outside of New York, they will sometimes offer first timers lesser action like a hand job or blow job. This is to test you out. You can try to ask for full service, but don’t be pushy. If you can, take what’s offered and come back again for full service. You’ll get a much higher level of service this way. I always simply give the total amount together with the house fee, to show that I know the deal and am ready for action. You may want to do the same. If you opt for the hand job or blow job, you’ll have to negotiate the rate. Don’t pay more than you would for full service unless you want to go out like a sucker and face inflated rates on future visits.
If you made an appointment with a specific girl, that should be who you get. If not, you will be given whoever is next in rotation. Some guys will ask for a “lineup” of available women to choose from, but this is bad form. It’s common in Korea, but there’s a reason these girls work here, often refusing to service Korean customers all together, and this kind of thing is a big part of that.
Korean massage parlors are usually clean and neat. The rooms are always private, with walls that go up to the ceiling and locking doors. Some are subdivided so you can hear what’s going on outside your room to some small extent, but you won’t run into any paper walls and curtain doors like you’ll find in some Chinese parlors. Upon entering the room, you’ll be told to take off your clothes. Your masseuse may stay in the room and watch/help, or she may leave. When you tender payment, the girl will leave the room to give it to the house mom. Just sit tight and she’ll return. You’ll usually be given a clear plastic pouch for your phone and wallet. This is so you can carry these with you into the table shower and sauna, to make sure you don’t have anything stolen or pretend that you did (if you are dishonest).
After taking off your clothes, you’ll be given a towel. If my masseuse leaves the room while I get undressed, I make sure she sees me naked when she returns before wrapping the towel around me. This lets her know what she’s working with and helps relax her a little bit. Keep in mind they have a large number of things to worry about. If you are cool, she will be more likely to be too. You’ll either be offered a table shower or simply led there. Put on the slippers they give you and follow your masseuse to the shower. Korean massage parlors are great at discretion and organization. Although you might hear another customer enter, you will probably never, ever see one.
Once you get in the shower room, disrobe and wait for the masseuse to spray some warm water on the table. If you lay on it before it’s prepared you’ll not only look like a newbie, you’ll also freeze your nuts off! After she tells you it’s okay, lay face down on the table. This is the time she will feel you out. As she lathers you up, she may get into some small talk. The nicer you are here, the better service you will get later. After she washes your back (and usually your butthole) thoroughly, she’ll ask you to turn over. Sometimes they will get playful when they wash your cock and balls, sometimes they will not. It’s probably best for you if you can get hard here. I usually don’t, simply because it’s no longer novel to me at all. If you’re offered mouth wash, use it. That may mean you’re going to be allowed to kiss or more later. If you refuse, you will probably be refused too.
After you are washed and dried off, you will either be led to a small sauna room or directly back to the room. Sometimes they’ll ask if you want the sauna. If they are busy, sometimes they will put you in there while they do some work in another room. If you end up in the sauna, wait there until your masseuse comes to get you.
Back in the room you’ll be given a perfunctory massage. Don’t expect any pain relief here at all. It’s almost unheard of to get a decent massage in a Korean parlor. But that’s not why you’re here! Sometimes you’ll get nothing more than a few seconds of “soft massage” which involves your masseuse gently gliding her fingers on your skin to get you relaxed and in the mood. Sometimes, they’ll do a few minutes of half-assed massage. Sometimes they’ll get right to work.
If they didn’t get their supplies while you were in the sauna, they’ll often leave at this point to get them. They will have a small bag with lube and condoms. You’ll be told to lie on the massage table on your back. A lot of times, the more professional girls will already have filled their pussies with jelly so as not to ruin the mood. They will get you hard (and by god they are good at it, you’ll be amazed, even if you have trouble getting hard in other situations) then put a condom on you. You may get a cat bath (licked all over your body, especially your nipples and balls, and sometimes even your asshole), which is popular in East Asia. They use Japanese condoms that are very thin and very high quality. In the vast majority of cases they will put the condom on you with their mouths, which is quite an experience if you haven’t had it before. They will then perform oral sex for a varying amount of time. Some will suck you and work your nuts with their hands for quite a while; some will only give it a few mechanical up and down motions. A woman who worked at one shop in the Midwest used to make me blow my load with her “magic mouth” (her words, not mine). She wasn’t very attractive, with an older worn face and big, badly installed bolt-on tits, so I didn’t mind. If other, hotter girls get me close to coming, I ask them to stop so we can have sex. They never mind.
Next, the masseuse will get on top of you and start riding your meat. If you want to go down on her, you’ll have to ask before that happens. A lot of guys don’t do this. Me being a total sex fiend, always do if the girl is younger and hot. They usually appreciate it, especially when I give their tight little assholes a thorough licking. (Your mileage may vary, weigh your risks and rewards and take necessary precautions.) Fingering is usually not welcome.
Some girls will allow all kinds of roaming hands and kissing. Others are princess like and will not. Some treat their tits like prize possessions and will shy away from even nipple licking. Others will let you have at it. Go with the flow, even a “bad” experience is usually quite good!
If you don’t shoot your wad while she rides you, she will probably lay on her back for missionary. They are good at holding your body with their legs and arms in what feels like an embrace, but is really meant to keep you from fucking them too hard and deep. Being considerate and caring goes a long way here.
You will usually be given doggy style access only if you request it. If you do, you may be denied, though I rarely am. Just make sure you don’t go crazy and start pounding away. These girls are tight, even though they fuck a lot, and they don’t want to ruin the goods that they use to make a living. Again, be considerate.
After you shoot your last drop of cum, your girl will grab your cock by the base and pull you out. Then she’ll gently take off the condom and put a wet towel over your pulsating penis. Just lay there and relax. She’ll leave the room and come back with a warm wet towel to gently clean you off.
This will be followed by some small talk, and she’ll usually help you get dressed. Your mileage will vary here, even with the same girl. Sometimes they want to lie together and cuddle, sometimes they want to get you out the door as soon as possible. You may be thanked and offered a drink or candy by the mamasan on the way out. The nicer you are, the better your service will be in the future.
It really is as simple as that. Make an appointment, go in, and have a good time with a hot girl.
Korean massage parlors offer the most reliable service, often with the hottest of women, of any adult establishments in the United States. If full service is what you’re after, try to scope one or two out. I will be reviewing a large number of these facilities in the future.