Deep throats in big Bangkok

Deep Throat Movie poster

I still remember the first time I viewed Deep Throat. For those who somehow still aren’t aware it was one of the first porn films to feature things like a plot and acting. Before that adult movies were basically limited to short loops featuring nothing but hardcore action. We’ve now come full circle with the most popular porn of the day being short clips of hardcore action on tube sites but that’s another story all together.

Porn certainly doesn’t need to have a plot to be tantalizing to men and in fact things like poorly read dialogue between scenes can even be a hindrance when one wants nothing more than to jack a quick load out before bed.

I found Deep Throat amazing on first viewing but that had nothing to do with the script. The oral skills of star Linda Lovelace that the movie title was based on opened my eyes to a sexual paradigm I was previously unaware of. To say I was impress and astounded would be a vast understatement. To some degree my interest in the sex industry and even the creation of this website could be traced in some way back to the movie although admittedly I was pretty much horny for as far back as I can remember.

Little did I know while watching Deep Throat for the first, second and fiftieth time that Linda’s ability to swallow a sword whole and keep on trucking wasn’t a peculiarity limited to her as an individual but was instead a sexual practice that untold numbers of women were able to perform. It was years before I met a woman who could actually take it in balls deep and even longer before the practice became widespread enough for me to encounter it on a fairly regular basis.

As many people will attest Japanese AV is pretty much tops when it comes to adult entertainment. America probably leads the world in production but the quality and creativity rarely reaches the pinnacle established by our friends in the Land of the Rising Sun. The fact that Japanese porn industry terms like bukkake and gokkun were adopted by the American porn industry without modification or attempt at translation attests to this.

While in some ways a bit formulaic, Japanese porn has mastered the art of the transition. Rather than coming up with inane stories and scripts or boring and awkward interviews most Japanese AVs bridge the gap between scenes by integrating a story into the scenes themselves. So a fade from black into an office quickly sets the stage for a secretary to blow some visiting businessmen in order to secure the big deal for the company with only a minimum of dialogue. Her reward of course is the time honored face full of cum from ten charged up salary men.

I only have two complaints about Japanese porn. The first is the widely despised mosaic which is hypocritical and bizarre since it covers vaginas and penises but not assholes and semen. The internet makes it possible to view some Japanese porn ostensibly produced for the foreign market that lacks the mosaic but most of the best new porn is not released in that format. My second complaint is that Japanese porn is almost devoid of deep throat as thorough research of sites dedicated to Nippon blowjobs like Ferame and Japanese Slurp will show. Sure I’ve seen a few Japanese movies that claim to feature deepthroat but it usually means that an actress goes past the head once or twice. The only real deepthroat I’ve seen has come from Tokyo Facefuck. I can live without deepthroat in porn but I must admit that is something I’d like to see. If Japanese porn continued on as it does now but removed the mosaic and threw in some more throat jobs it would be just about perfect in my eyes. Of course Japanese porn is produced for a Japanese audience and not people like me so my dreams may never be fulfilled. Luckily I can experience the practice in real life so things aren’t all bad.

Deep throating was once so rare in American porn that Linda Lovelace and her seemingly endless esophagus appeared as an aberration. Today it’s a standard practice and almost a requirement of becoming an all-American porn star. The practice is also becoming more common in general among professional service providers and civilians alike. While I’ve seen claims that some women are born without a gag reflex and thus able to go balls deep genetically I don’t believe it. It’s not likely that some gene mutation occurred and suddenly spread widely over the last ten years extending the oral orifices of millions of women.

The practice of taking it all in orally apparently dates back to ancient times in some cultures but doesn’t seem to have become common until the last decade or so. I don’t usually buy into the “porn impacts us all” hysteria but this probably does have something to do with the influence and widespread availability of sex movies today. The fact that deep throating is almost totally absent from both Japanese porn and the numerous Japanese blowjob bars where Western customers are for the most part not permitted to enter but somewhat common in American porn and other blowjob bars around the world that American customers frequent seems to confirm this at least anecdotally.

Speaking of which, blowjob bars are another thing that I had no idea about when I was watching Deep Throat years ago. If I had known of the existence of these places in my youth I would probably have jumped into the ocean and tried to swim to the sunny shores of Thailand undoubtedly drowning to death in the process. Dying in delusions of ecstasy may not the worst way to go but I’d much rather slip out of this world while in the midst of a foursome with three eighteen year old women with model quality bodies so it’s probably best that I learned about things over time. Another motivation for the creation of this site was to report on aspects of the adult industry around the world that most people still aren’t aware of.

The conclusion of this long introduction brings me to the main subject of this post which is service providers in that other city of angels who are able to make whole hot dogs disappear down the hatch as a regular practice. Although the establishments they work out of are often hidden right in plain sight it can be a little bit more difficult to dicern which women on staff are capable of conquering mount meat. Some customers are apparently too shy to even politely reject any gal who jumps up to grab them and instead request a particular provider by name when they show up at a suck shop let alone ask the crowd of assembled ladies who can do it deep. Even asking doesn’t always work as some will claim an ability although they don’t actually have it or aren’t willing to activate it. A “bad blowjob” is usually still a good experience but it can be disappointing to expect throat and get nothing more than the tip of a tongue, especially when you’re paying for it.

I have swallowed my pride and sacrificed my body in the name of scientific research time and time again over the years allowing me to compile a list of lasses who are able to accomplish the task at hand without the use of hands at all. I publish my findings here with no warranties expressed or implied. As is always the case I don’t advocate or recommend anything whatsoever. It’s also the case that some women may be willing or able to swallow a salami one day or one time but not another. Things like comfort, size and even compatibility come into account, I simply report for my own self expression and the enjoyment of readers.

Aim Mi at Som’s Haven eally developed her abilities in the year or so polished poles. A thin gal in her twenties with an attractive face that is distinctly different from the more common Isaan appearance she was very eager to please. While her stomach shows some signs of child birth in the past and she sports a set of braces neither has much bearing on the subject here. The gal appears able to take it all in for as long as necessary which would explain why she seems be so liked. To the dismay of many however she seems to have moved out of the line of service and into the management area. Twenty something New does just as good if not better which makes sense since she’s been performing the same sort of work for five or six years on a near daily basis. Som’s is also an easy place to make a request since the women there are generally kind and friendly with each other.

Nong at Lolita’s is only in her late twenties but she is an old hand with the ability to go the distance hands free and leave nothing but nuts showing. Her face is pretty and her body also shows signs of child birth in the past but this matters little since she doesn’t disrobe during her sessions. The uniform is attractive enough to make up for that and her skills make it hard for one to think about anything at all let alone complain about a lack of skin. She too can work for long periods of time with no complaints and lots of smiles.

Bim is an even older hand at Kasalong just around the corner. Probably in her mid to late thirties she is friendly even if she is a bit hardened which is certainly understandable considering that she deals with hardened members for a living. Her tonsil touching skills are up to par and then some but there is no sign of even artificial affection given at all. The younger and more attractive Swai at the same shop who is in her early twenties shows serious signs of skill. When she started she could not do much more than the normal sort of service. Although it wasn’t bad in the least bit it wasn’t up to the level of the some of the pros at the same shop. Nowadays she appears able to go deep and go back and forth for a considerable amount of time which shows an amazing improvement and an eagerness to please or at least earn return customers and tips.

Consultant EE at Dr BJ’s Salon is so renown for her ability to get down on it that her alias on the shop website is “Tak esItd eep.” Anyone capable of putting things together gets the idea quickly. Her looks are also up to par or even past the bar so it makes sense that she is one of the most popular women in the shop. There used to be pictures of her showing her full luscious lips but for whatever reason her face is now blurred out. The problem with double E at least from my perspective is that while she can take it deep she doesn’t like to do it more than once or twice in a session. Having the ability is different than using it or even using it repeatedly for the entire time as someone like Aim Mi or Nong does. Double E seems to prefer going to the VIP room for full service which makes sense since it means more money for her but that’s not really the name of the game at a shop like BJ’s so I’m not a huge fan of her work.

I don’t have a lot of experience at Magic Table so I don’t know of any super talented gals on staff there even though I do have a generally favorably view of the place. The same thing goes for The Lollipop 1 which excels in seediness so much that there probably are some experts working there even if I’m not personally aware of them.

Over in the Patpong section of Bangkok the masterful mouth of Poo at Star of Light can make a man feel like he’s on the moon by disappearing his dong. On the other hand I’ve never seen any women with the ability to eat it all up at nearby Kangaroo. There were one or two at Mike’s just a few feet away but as reported here that shop has closed.

The blowjob bars aren’t the only places around they are just the only places that specialize in oral delights. Although oily massage parlors are more known for the porn star experience than perhaps any other venues in the city deep throat skills can be still tough to find. Most women working oilies can perform well orally but only a few can really gobble it down. Ice at Cherry Massage was one of the best in the business but I have no idea where she is now. Twenty-five year old Mint has taken her place in that regard and has proven that mint can be as cool as ice. If memory serves me correctly both Ja and Cheer at Bamboo Massage can also do it deep.

While I am not personally attracted to members of the third sex I have it on good authority that Julie at Lady Boys Bangkok is also an expert sword swallower though for all I know she may expect her sword to be swallowed in return. I guess even that would be a win-win situation for ladyboys and the men who love them.

That’s the blow by blow account of what I know at least for know. This topic is even more fluid than the industry in general. Things may change at any time.

The End. And Deep Throat to you all.

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