Browsing all 14 posts in Sex Toys and Tales.

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The seven best condoms in the world

The seven best condoms in the world

I first published this post way back in 2013 before this site grew into what it is today and the tone and quality reflect that. In 2015 I republished it in an edited form in an attempt to clean up and generally improve the site. [...]

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Tis the season to buy a Fleshlight!

Tis the season to buy a Fleshlight!

Season’s greetings! The end of the year is approaching. Rockit Reports is now entering either its forth or fifth year online depending how you measure it. Over the years I have occasionally made posts mentioning products like the Fleshlight or things like adult webcam sites. [...]

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This is the best time of the year to buy a Fleshlight

This is the best time of the year to buy a Fleshlight

When this site was marking its first anniversary I published a post on a seasonal sale of Fleshlights. The sale has repeated around Christmas every year but I have not written about it since the original post went online back in 2013. It seems unlikely [...]

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Review: Love Merci — Tokyo, Japan

Love Merci Akihabara Tokyo
3.5

I’m going to venture into a new part of the sex industry today by reviewing Love Merci, a sex toy shop in the heart of Tokyo‘s Akihabara district. I’ve talked about male sex toys on the site before, but I’ve never done an overview of [...]

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If you were ever going to buy a Fleshlight, now is the time to do it

If you were ever going to buy a Fleshlight, now is the time to do it

I’ve written once before about the Fleshlight on this site, namely how the stamina training unit can help you last longer in bed and thus get more mileage out of your sexual service dollar (at least objectively — sometimes shorter sessions are just as good [...]

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Some women now want to see a man’s credit report before dating

Some women now want to see a man’s credit report before dating

They say you get wiser with age. Maybe that’s true. Maybe it isn’t. Although I surely know a lot more now than I once did, I am often still blown away by the way things seem to be progressing in our modern society. Granted, the [...]

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Get the most bang for your buck: Increase your sexual stamina with training toys

Get the most bang for your buck: Increase your sexual stamina with training toys

I’ve spent weeks and months explaining the ins and out of the skin trade to you. But what good is any of that if you can’t take advantage of it? Can you imagine shelling out big bucks for a session with a high end professional [...]

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When paying for sex makes more sense

When paying for sex makes more sense

I recently found myself in Hong Kong for a few days. While dealing with the crowds and weather there can be a bit much, I’m always secure in the knowledge that no matter what happens, I will at least be able to find some sexual [...]

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Russian Roulette? The real risks of going bareback

Russian Roulette? The real risks of going bareback

Just how dangerous is unprotected sex? What are the real risks involved in going in bareback? There is a lot of talk floating around out there, but not a whole lot of it is backed up by facts. I’ve been around the world a few [...]

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Review: Balls Balm — Good for burning your balls off

Balls Balm review
0.5

Should men remove their pubic hair? The answer to this age old question depends largely on who you are, where you are, and more than anything, who you ask. I tried to address the subject the best way I knew how to do in a [...]

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The best lube for each and every sexual situation

The best lube for each and every sexual situation

When you’ve had sexual experiences with as many women as I have, and spent so much time thinking about and pursuing such things when you’re not actively participating in them, you learn quite a bit about what works and what doesn’t. While a lot of [...]

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Where to get a happy ending massage in America

Where to get a happy ending massage in America

A significant percentage of the traffic to this website comes from people entering phrases into a search engine such as “how can I know if a massage parlor gives a happy ending?” Some are a lot more specific, looking for a guaranteed happy ending in [...]

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Should you shave your pubes?

Should you shave your pubes?

Here’s an increasingly common question from men: should I shave my pubes? There is no clear cut answer (excuse the pun). It really depends who you are, where you are and what you want to do. Sure there are millions of hungry cock swallowers around [...]

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Japanese prostitute claims ability to diagnose health problems by tasting cum

Japanese prostitute claims ability to diagnose health problems by tasting cum

According a sex-oriented myth-busting section in the Japanese publication Nikkan Gendai, Japanese prostitutes say they can tell whether or not a man is healthy by the taste of his semen. A professional cock sucker has this to say, “Yes, it’s true, the semen of healthy [...]