A rundown of Pattaya’s go go bars

Alcatraz go go bar Pattaya

I must have missed her at Alcatraz.

Pattaya Thailand is known around the world as a destination for horny guys and gals. It’s also increasingly becoming known as a vacation spot for people mainly from Russia and East Asia. After countless visits I’m not exactly sure what the town has to offer outside of the adult entertainment but apparently some people are. What I have is information on the most famous venues of the stuff the place was originally famous for: the go go bars.

I probably should have made a post like this long ago but I’m only getting around to it now. I hope readers will enjoy it nonetheless.

Walking Street remains the most famous (or infamous) street for agogos in Pattaya. That’s no secret as evidenced by the never ending lines of tourist groups from China and South Korea who wander up and down the street taking pictures of nearly everything and everyone they come across. Between the tourists and the touts things are getting tougher for the guy looking for some of the fun that the place is actually known for. Still the go go bars remain for the moment, doing business as always.

Baccara is still one of the most popular go go bars on Walking Street and it’s pretty easy to see why. On the main floor customers pack around the stage to watch dancers and choreographed lesbian shows by women with silicone sculpted bodies. On the upper floor more “normal” gals in school uniforms dance on a glass floor so that customers below can see up their skirts. The women working upstairs are more approachable though drink service is more spotty. The biggest downsides are that the place gets crowded quickly and going through with a bar fine can be quite the hassle. Some of the more popular women also key in on a certain demographic, so that an American guy may fall for a gal on stage only to find that she’s hunting for Japanese punters — or vice versa. This is not always stated outright but it quickly becomes clear to those who pay attention.

Sweathearts has some of the friendliest ladies on the street, though to be honest I haven’t seen many lookers inside. Of course looks are always in the eye of the beholder so someone else may find the staff to be drop dead gorgeous. Drinks are reasonably priced, no one pushes hard for lady drinks, and the seats are close enough to the action to allow for interaction. A big plus is that the women move around on the stages quite a bit so it’s easy to see everyone available. In some other go gos the gals never seem to dance for hours before new ones take their places on stage.

Alcatraz is one of the largest go gos on the strip but is also one of the emptiest every time I visit. The place has a prison theme fitting with the name but it doesn’t do much for me. I don’t think the staff cares much about it either. At least the gal I saw trying to free her tangled uniform from the handcuffs dangling from her waste recently didn’t seem to. The staff is generally better looking at Alcatraz than in some of the other nearby joints but it’s still no place to find supermodels. It’s easy to barfine the women dancing for 800 Baht ($25 US) and drinks are moderately priced for the area.

Crazyhouse is a small bar with plenty of girls on staff though most of them are average looking at best. It does not compare to the bar of the same name in Bangkok.

Cassanovas near the entrance of Walking Street is one of the best places for boob lovers to visit. The staff is generally better looking than many other go gos in the area and almost all of the dancers on the main stage are topless, allowing customers to get a good show and figure out if they’re attracted to a gal completely before asking her over for a lady drink or a trip outside. Barfines are reasonable at 600 Baht ($19 US) though drink prices are on the higher end of the spectrum.

Go go bars on the side alleys that shoot off of Walking Street are easier to access and usually a little less crowded. These places are typically more oriented to guys (and gals) who are looking for the good old go go experience. What’s Up is popular though I don’t really know why. It has a white sterile interior that sets it apart from other bars but that’s about it as far as I can tell. Windmill is another popular bar with a few really good looking gals mixed in with a lot of older women. Superbaby doesn’t have the best looking atmosphere or staff but it’s a straightforward place with the 600 Baht bar fine rate posted right on the wall. There are shower shows near the stage and some services can even be provided on the couches to the left of the entrance. Heaven Above is probably the best. It a spacious bar with plenty of seating and a staff of dancers that is generally attractive. Some are absolutely beautiful. The women are approachable and action can easily be had at the surprisingly clean short time hotel just up the stairs. Bar fines are rather high though at 2000 Baht ($63) before midnight and 1500 Baht ($47) after.

LK Metro isn’t as well known as Walking Street though it packs almost as much punch. The little L shaped avenue is home to numerous go go bars (as well as the Devil’s Den) but is never crowded or filled with people pushing shows or “sexy massage.” The biggest bother one receives comes in the form of door girls calling out to passersby. As attractive as some of them are, this is actually no bother at all.

The Office is a themed go go bar where a number of women on staff dress like office ladies. It’s a very busy bar and there plenty of women on staff but to be honest most are very average in the looks department. Some of the dancers wear more revealing clothing and they alternate with the black clad gals on a revolving shedule.

Bachelor is a fairly regularly bar though the staff stands out. Those on the special team of dancers dressed like race girls are nearly all very attractive and another set of dancers that takes the stage on rotation is full of very busty babes in revealing little outfits. The bar fine is a bit high at 1000 Baht ($32 US). Like the Kitten Club and Clinic, Bachelor has a room upstairs for those looking for fun on premises.

Champagne is another run of the mill go go with the exception of the layout. The careful observer will notice a large glass box elevated above the ground. As many as three ladies at a time will enter the box and engage in erotic shower shows. The level of entertainment varies depending on how many customers are paying attention. When everyone is looking at the stage the ladies look like they’re doing little more than taking a bath.

Queens is a very large go go bar that remains spacious even when it’s filled up with patrons. This is a great alternative to crowded places like Baccara which can become uncomfortable some nights. The staff at Queens is very large with a whole range of looks. A small team of dancers wearing tight fitting shinny gold outfits is among the best looking group on the street. Guys have been known to be able to have a bit of fun on the couches and at times even on the stage. Drink prices are among the lowest of any go go in Pattaya.

Showgirls used to be one of the best go go bars in Pattaya in my opinion but my last few visits make me believe the glory days are gone. Maybe things will change again in the future.

The Oasis also known as “The Club” located on Soi Buakhao just across from LK Metro is another large establishment that may have seen better days. That may change soon though as they are apparently hiring new women now. On my last visit the small staff was dominated by attractive ladies in their early 20’s but most of them were quickly barfined.

Other areas around town also hold their share of go gos, though they are fairly scattered. There are too many in total to mention them all but a few either stand out or otherwise stand out in my mind.

Silver Star 2 on Soi 8 always has plenty of gals dancing fully nude on stage. I haven’t seen many amazingly attractive women but there are quite a few who are packing some serious breasts. Even a few of the petite gals have big boobs. Shower shoes are performed regularly in a tub surrounded by seats that customers are encouraged to sit in. Those who do are in for fun and interaction of the kind that used to abound in Pattaya go gos. Bar fining is as easy as requesting it. The rates for everything are reasonable. As one of the few places keeping things as they used to be I’ll probably do a full review of Silver Star 2 at some point in the future.

World Wide A Go Go on walking street has a great location but it never seems to get too crowded. I’ve heard people rave that there are some beauties on staff but I have personally never seen any in a number of visits. In fact the prettiest gal I ever saw working at World Wide was a 20 year old waitress. The seats are comfortable, the drink prices are very reasonable and the dancers are not aggressive at all.

Nevada on Soi 13/2 near the beach is very unassuming. This is one of the old school bars that is still surviving. I’ve never even seen a tout standing out front and the first time I entered I wasn’t even sure it was open. It turned out that’s just because it’s a laid back go go bar. The doors open early in the afternoon and bikini clad dancers stay on stage through the night. Most of the women aren’t exactly what I’d call attractive but some are average and a select few actually look pretty good. Although the place is apparently trying to be some kind of biker bar all comers are welcomed in by the very friendly Thai staff. Prices are reasonable and a number of rooms are even available upstairs for those who like to have their fun without leaving the building. Some fun can even be had on the seats around the stage and at the very least previews are pretty easy to acquire before one makes any agreements.

And now you’ve seen Rockit’s rundown of the go go scene in Pattaya. It’s up to date as of the time of publication but things change quickly and often in the bars of the Land of Smiles. Today’s dump could be tomorrow’s hot spot. As always this is provided for entertainment only, your mileage may vary and nothing I write should be taken for fact.

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17 Comments

  1. James says:

    Your reports on pattaya are close to being spot on . It’s a seasonal town , you have to pick your times to go , ladies to give your time and money to . It like anything , experience counts , the more time you spend there the more fun you will have and with that you will get value for money . I’ve been to all but a few places in your reports and pattaya is the grand daddy of them all .!

    • rockit says:

      Thanks for the comment. I don’t think Pattaya is necessarily a top destination but it does offer many options in a small area. Cheers!

  2. Mark says:

    Hello,

    I come often to your bar Baccara Pattaya and came again yesterday and spent ~10,000B.

    Lady (#128) when she came my room she had “migraine”, that’s what she said :(

    Because I am a gentleman I let her sleep and said nothing but because I am a gentleman also I will never set again foot in your place and I will tell story to all my friends…

    More ladies like this you have and faster you’re going to loose faithfull customers :(

    An ex customer.

  3. Bzav says:

    Hello Rockit, I’ll be visiting Pattaya for the first time in January and I had a few queries:
    Is it necessary to book a room before barfining a girl from a go go bar? Or will the girl take me to one of the short time hotels?
    Also, can you please suggest me a few cheap go go bars on walking street since I’ll be on a budget.

    • rockit says:

      Most go go bar dancers will actually prefer short time hotels and they will know where they are located. I don’t think there are any cheap go go bars on Walking Street. The prices are all in the same range and a short time session with drinks, bar fine and the room coming out to somewhere around 100 US dollars. In the past I wrote a report called Cheap sex is on sale in Pattaya. Cheers.

  4. Tony says:

    Hi Rockit – I thought I’d make a mention of a few Go Go bars I visited in Pattaya showing my buddy around on his first time in town.

    Going up Walking Street and Soi Diamond we went into Sugarbaby where we found girls in tandem doing soapy Jacuzzi shows for drinks if we sat up close by, then they would remain nude and get up together on a vinyl cushion beside the girls dancing and gyrate together in all sorts of provocative positions. What got my attention was the dancer’s outfits – a small white cheerleader’s top that is supposed to tie together in the front but all were left purposely undone to continually show their ample tits to all, a tiny miniskirt all with no panties and sexy high heels. I couldn’t help myself but invite one young stunner up into the seat beside me for a closer observation. After buying her a drink she told me it was ok to physically peruse ( and pursue ) her ample features. So for a while over a couple of drinks I was happily watching the jacuzzi shows or sexy girls dancing in a state of undress while caressing her great set of tits or downstairs shaved pleasure pit all of which she gladly obliged by stroking my cock through my ever tightening beach shorts. A very enjoyable time was had and the whole time we were there my buddy was all goggle eyed with the obvious raunchiness of the bar which we made a return visit to a couple of nights later.

    We then went to the Casanova GoGo bar where on entry we found we both had to relieve ourselves at the men’s toilet out the back. There we were standing next to each other at our respective urinals when two stunners dressed in nothing but G-string and high heels came out of the adjacent toilet booth and asked us if we would like a hand having a pee. My buddy could not believe what was taking place as we had our cocks in their hands helping us. As my arm and hand instinctively found its way to a gorgeous perky bare ass I winked at my buddy and said ‘ how’s this for customer service?’ He just replied by shaking his head in disbelief! We then went out into the bar and found a table and seats where the two girls joined us for a round of drinks. Quite a raunchy bar I thought with a good selection of girls.

    We then went into the Windmill GoGo bar which I found to be rather disappointing as far as the dancing girls were concerned – as far as I could observe a fair few of them were old and flat chested.

    We probably had our most fun around at LK Metro strip of bars – the Office GoGo was a great bar with a great selection of dancers and the drinks wait staff were very friendly and courteous I found which I feel adds to the overall enjoyment at a place. I called up a dancer from the stage to join me for a drink where she stayed for the rest of our time there. A real sexy little chic who was happy to sit with me and my buddy who by then was also enjoying the company of a busty delight. I paid the 500 baht barfine for her and couldn’t wait to get back to my room where, after the obligatory shower together, she proved herself to be a proper little pocket rocket pornstar. It was absolutely fantastic – screwing our brains out every which way and even after starting off with a little show for me, talking dirty ( which I’ve always found to be encouraging ) and telling me what she’s going to do with me and my little brother down her throat which she happily obliged. So guess where we went to the next night? Straight back to the Office GoGo and after a few drinks again with her took her back to my room for a repeat all night performance – it was absolutely fantastic!

    Another bar which we found to be well worth the visit was the Batchelor GoGo – well laid out with a good selection of quality girls, some of whom dance topless and even fully nude.

    Another bar in LK Metro worth mentioning was the Paradise GoGo bar. Upon entry and getting ushered to a good perch with a drink by good, friendly staff I couldn’t help but observe the array of quality girls in there both dancing nude and around the rest of the bar. Well worth a return visit.

    Another bar we enjoyed was Secrets GoGo in Soi 14 – well set out inside with a good selection of girls dancing. The girls were friendly and the staff were not like hovering, harassing vultures – rather courteous to customers which I feel adds to a bars general reputation.

    We also went into Spanky’s GoGo bar on Soi Diamond where I was almost fooled by the most gorgeous ladyboy dancer. She was by far the best dancer in the place which got my attention but what really caught my eye ( apart from her great pair of bolt on tits ) was her ( I’ll refer to her as ‘her’ as it looked rather evident by the obvious cameltoe that she had been through the full chop job ) slinky waist, ass and legs which I find to be very sexy and instantly appealing on the eye. I make this observation because of something I have noticed distinctly about the girls in the bars around both Bangkok and Pattaya. Since my last visits to Thailand was some years ago I can’t help but notice that so many bar girls and dancers these days have big chunky thighs and asses on them. This is not a negative, critical comment by any means but I could not help but take notice – I still love’m all!. It’s just that the slinky little size 8 girls are fewer and far between than my past times here in Thailand.

    Anyway that’s about it – thanks Rockit, I thoroughly enjoy this website to read and compare other punter’s experiences and to share my own – after all it’s all about entertainment. Cheers.

    • rockit says:

      Thanks for the very detailed report. It’s certainly true that the women seem to be getting bigger on average. Cheers!

  5. akali says:

    Hi rockit. how many shots do i get for a long time girl?

  6. shenfen says:

    Hi Rockit do you know what are the main differences between pattaya and bangkok? for example the price and quality of the gogo girl, what makes one person choose one over the other?

    • rockit says:

      Bangkok is a large capital city and metropolis. Pattaya is a small city on a beach. The prices women charge in both are basically the same. I have no way to know what each of the millions of people who visit each base their decisions on.

  7. Tony says:

    Hi Rockit, I thought I’d share with you and other readers a night out I had down Walking Street in Pattaya recently cruising around some various gogo bars. In Soi Diamond, to be more specific, up the far end is Babydolls GoGo bar. I’d already been to about 3 different bars so I was wondering what sort of sexy entertainment this bar can provide. As you enter looking over to the left hand corner there is a table or bench type set up with a vinyl padded surface for the girls to gyrate over each other in pairs naked in various positions,ie 69 and doggystyle, etc.. As I was sitting in the booth type corner this sexy show was going on right in front of me at barely arm’s length. Sitting next to me was a German couple I guess in their 30’s – the woman was dressed in a short miniskirt and very sexy. The girls started running their hands over her breasts and between her legs with her partner happily being entertained by all this which made me think they were definitely swingers. Then one of the girls laid herself out in front of me on the edge of the vinyl bench looking me straight in the eye inviting me to get my tongue into gear. I happily obliged her by giving her lovely little shaven haven a severe tongue lashing! The German woman who was no more than 2 feet from all of this going on gave me a subtle smile of approval when I came up for air and then proceeded to grope and ravage her man who was sitting next to me. I then finished my drink, checkbinned and moved onto another gogo bar. A great night out was had. Cheers.

    • rockit says:

      Thanks for the report. Soi Diamond is still the freest Soi in that area but it seems the days of the really wild action in go go bars may have passed. Cheers.

  8. Tony says:

    Hi Rockit, just a quick mention in regard to the way bars, in this case or observation, a gogo bar in Soi LK Metro – the Office Agogo change staff in the matter of a relatively short time. I was in Pattaya back in June and frequented the Office Agogo bar for a couple of great nights out enjoying the delights of a very sexy little pocket rocket pornstar, as mentioned above in this thread. I made a recent return to Pattaya in early November and went back there expecting to see some familiar faces and figures dancing as well as the great friendly drinks staff. I couldn’t believe it when I could not see one familiar face at all in the bar – a completely new staff was working there! Whether it’s because of new management I don’t know. I also experienced a police raid when I was out one night with my latest little lover in the Lady Love Gogo bar in Soi LK Metro. The officers were all in plain clothes, the mamasan came rushing in gesturing for all the girls dancing topless to cover up as the cops were quickly taking photos with their phones and then checking the bars business registration papers, etc. The lights came on throughout the bar and more or less spoiled it for all the punters in the bar. I quickly checkbinned and we moved on to another bar to continue a good night out. Cheers.

    • rockit says:

      Thanks for the report. There seems to be more and more of this sort of thing going on lately. Yet a big police official just visited Nana Entertainment Plaza in Bangkok a few days ago to promote tourism and ensure safety after the earlier shrine attack a few blocks away. Go figure. Cheers.

  9. Tony says:

    Hi Rockit – I thought I’d share with you and the other punters a night out I had in Soi LK Metro back in March. As my local little girlfriend had the red flag up and her mother visiting I thought I’d head out to some gogo bars in LK Metro as I’d been told there were some good new bars ( or at least renovated with a new name ) there. After going to 3 or 4 different bars having some drinks and perusing the available talent I ended up going into the Touch AGoGo bar. As I’ve been coming to Thailand since 1987 I might also add that I’m no young spring chicken anymore but still thoroughly enjoy getting amongst it. Having said that as I have got older I notice that I have taken a hungry eye balled penchant for the so called Milf, that is sexy women between the ages of about 30 – 45. When I entered the Touch AGoGo and settled in with a drink I started to take notice of the ladies up on the stage dancing and my eyes were immediately locked onto a dancer who seemed to be the best looking lady in the bar. As they do – she noticed me eye balling her and when she finished her set she came over and joined me. To me I thought that she was absolutely stunning – I’d be more than happy to give her a 9/10 no problem. I ordered a round of drinks for us both and chatted with my new companion. She was fine with telling me she was 40 years old and she laughed when my disbelieving jaw dropped. After another round of drinks I paid the barfine and whisked her back to my room where she pranced and posed around the room in her high heels for me talking dirty ( this always encourages the little soldier ). She was keen for anything and while I was mesmerised by her beauty she gave me the pornstar girlfriend experience with an amazing sloppy headjob during a 69 and a fantastic fuck every which way. I unloaded all over her great pair of tits which left me exhausted. After we both showered each other off we laid back on the bed where she gave me one of the best massages that I have ever had anywhere. I woke up in the morning with her all wrapped around me and a caressing hand waking up my little soldier which was soon replaced by her willing mouth. There is nothing better on this Earth I believe than waking up to some sexy horny girl slowly sucking your cock to welcome in the new day. We had a repeat performance screwing each others brains out and after cleaning up we went for breakfast at a nearby cafĂ©. She more or less insisted that I make a return visit to her bar as she said that she had enjoyed herself the night before. I happily obliged and went back about 3 nights later where we repeated the whole scenario again. An absolutely magnificent woman she was and I really feel lucky to have had the pleasure with her a couple of times. I must have done something to impress her as she gave me her phone number ( after telling her that I have a local Pattaya girlfriend ) and invited me to come to her home town of Kohn Kaen with her next time I’m in town. Cheers.

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